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BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND - OUR GUIDE TO WHAT'S GOING ON IN YOUR FAVOURITE SOAP OPERAS! THIS TIME: VINTAGE EPISODES OF CORONATION STREET, BROOKSIDE AND CROSSROADS REVIEWED!
OUR HANDY GUIDE TO WHAT'S GOING ON IN YOUR FAVOURITE SOAP OPERAS! VINTAGE EPISODES OF EASTENDERS, EMMERDALE AND NEIGHBOURS REVIEWED!
FAMOUS 'WATER SPORTS' ENTHUSIASTS EXPOSED! STARS MIX SEX AND EXCREMENT AFTER CELEBRITY GURU PROCLAIMS MEDICINAL PROPERTIES OF DRINKING OWN URINE!
THE WORLD OF THOSE CRAZY CELEBRITY SLAP HEADS REVEALED! INCREDIBLE ANTICS OF THE BALD AND THE BEAUTIFUL EXPOSED!
STILL MORE MASTURBATORY FANTASIES OF THE RICH AND FAMOUS REVEALED! THIS TIME: ISRAELI MENTALIST URI GELLAR'S SNAKE MILKING SHENANIGANS REVEALED!
MORE MASTURBATORY FANTASIES OF THE RICH AND FAMOUS REVEALED! THIS TIME: POP LEGEND JOHN LENNON'S PUD PULLING HABITS EXPOSED!
MASTURBATORY FANTASIES OF THE RICH AND FAMOUS REVEALED! THIS TIME: SEVENTIES GLAM ROCK IDOL MARC BOLAN'S PLANK SPANKING HABITS EXPOSED!
BRITAIN'S BIGGEST LIAR EXPOSED! TOP FAKER ALLEGEDLY MADE MILLIONS SELLING OUTRAGEOUS LIES TO THE PRESS! CONVINCED TABLOIDS THAT CLIFF RICHARD WAS SATANIST, BRIDGET BARDOT A VIVISECTIONIST!
TOP CRYPTOZOOLOGIST CLAIMS ESCAPED WILD ANIMALS ARE BEHIND SERIES OF MYSTERIOUS DEATHS AND DISAPPEARANCES! ARE WILD HIPPOS AND ELEPHANTS RUNNING AMOK IN ENGLISH COUNTRYSIDE?
AMAZING CLAIMS THAT ROYAL FAMILY MEMBERS SEDATED BY AUTHORITIES TO PREVENT EMBARASSMENT DURING STATE EVENTS! SENSATIONAL NEW BOOK REVEALS SHOCKING MADCAP ANTICS OF ROYALS!
ARE GANG OF ROYAL DOPPELGANGERS BEHIND SPATE OF REGAL MISBEHAVIOUR? FORMER ROYAL BUTLER SUSPECTS BIZARRE CONSPIRACY TO DISCREDIT ROYAL FAMILY WITH ARMY OF DOUBLES!
DID ROTUND COMIC OLIVER HARDY SUFFER NEAR FATAL HEART ATTACK WHILST SPYING ON STARLET? WAS ORSON WELLES CHASED BY WHALERS WHILST SWIMMING AT SEA? SORDID SECRETS OF THE FAT AND FAMOUS EXPOSED!
TV DOCTOR OPERATES ILLEGALLY ON PATIENTS! TOP COP ACTOR 'ARRESTS' AND 'PUNISHES' PROSTITUTES! STARS WHO TOOK THEIR SCREEN ROLES TOO SERIOUSLY EXPOSED!
FROM ORGAN TRANSPLANTS TO MONKEY GLANDS - BIZARRE REJUVENATION SECRETS OF THE RICH AND FAMOUS EXPOSED!
FORMER SOVIET AGENT REVEALS HOW BRITAIN'S UNDERCOVER CELEBRITIES WON THE COLD WAR! AMAZING TRUTH BEHIND THE BEATLES' IRON CURTAIN EXPLOITS!
FORMER CLEANER TO THE STARS REVEALS ALL ABOUT CELEBRITY CLIENTS' LACK OF HYGIENE! LIFESTYLES OF THE RICH AND FILTHY EXPOSED!
FORMER RAT PACK MEMBER REVEALS OL' BLUE EYES OBSESSION WITH PENIS ENLARGEMENT! CROONER DRIVEN BY ENVY OF SAMMY DAVIS JR'S SCHLONG!
NEW DVD SHOWING MALE CELEBRITIES PERFORMING BIZARRE ACTS WITH PENISES CONDEMNED! FEARS THAT SIGHT OF BRUCE LEE BREAKING BRICKS WITH TODGER COULD ENCOURAGE COPYCATS - RESULTING IN SERIOUS INJURIES!
BRITISH FILM FILM INDUSTRY STRIKES BACK AT HOLLYWOOD'S MISREPRESENTATION OF HISTORY! MAVERICK DIRECTOR AIMS TO EXPOSE 'TRUTH' BEHIND AMERICA'S TOP HISTORICAL HEROES!
IS CHRIST FLIPPING BURGERS? MESSIAH CITES LACK OF OPPORTUNITIES IN FAMILY BUSINESS AS REASON FOR WORKING IN FAST FOOD INDUSTRY!
NEW DOCUMENTARY REVEALS SHOCKING TRUTH BEHIND PRINCESS DIANA'S FUNERAL! ALLEGATIONS THAT COFFIN FILLED WITH BRICKS AFTER GHOULISH BODY SNATCHING BY MOURNERS!
SCIENTISTS - EVIL OR JUST PLAIN MAD? CALLS FOR BAN ON SCIENCE AMID ALLEGATIONS OF GARDEN SHED CRYOGENICS AND SECRET DEALS WITH ALIEN SEX PERVERTS!
TOP SURGEON UNDER FIRE FOR RADICAL TREATMENTS! DRUGS AND PSYCHOTHERAPY REJECTED IN FAVOUR OF SURGERY FOR TREATMENT OF SEXUALLY-RELATED PROBLEMS!
WERE THE ROLLING STONES CRIMINAL MASTERMINDS? ROCKERS HARASSED AS TOP COP CONVINCED POP GROUPS FRONT FOR CRIME AND PEVERSITY!
TOP TYCOON LITERALLY TORTURES HIMSELF FOR EVERY BUSINESS FAILURE! MASOCHISM OF THE RICH AND FAMOUS REVEALED!
NEW RELIGION BASED ON CRAP INSTITUTED - FOUNDER CLAIMS DIVINE INTERVENTION TO END CONSTIPATION! PLANS TO BAPTISE ACOLYTES IN OWN EFFLUENT!
HOLLYWOOD'S FOUR-LEGGED STARS STALKED BY DEMENTED FAN! SINISTER REVELATIONS OF HOW UNHEALTHY OBSESSION TURNS TO KIDNAP AND EXTORTION!
'I TOOK IT UP THE BUM FOR BRITAIN', CLAIMS RENEGADE SPY! DISGRACED SEX-CHANGE SECRET AGENT LIFTS LID ON UNDERCOVER RENT BOYS!
AMAZING CIA PARANORMAL RESEARCH PROGRAMME REVEALED! PSYCHIC UNCOVERS BIN LADEN'S SORDID SEX SECRETS!
RIP OFF RELIGIONS EXPOSED! TOP CHRISTIAN FAITHS FAIL CONSUMER PROBE!
PARENTS FURIOUS AS LIBRARY LENDS SEXUALLY EXPLICIT ADULT VERSIONS OF CHILDREN'S CLASSICS TO KIDDIES!
TORY MP CLAIMS NHS RISKING PATIENTS' LIVES BY EMPLOYING FOREIGN MEDICS! HOSPITALS ANGRILY DENY THAT WITCH DOCTORS AND PERVERTS ARE WORKING ON WARDS!
OBSCENE PHONE CALLS FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE? WOMAN'S AMAZING THREE-IN-A-BED ROMP WITH FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER AND DRACULA!
HEARSES HELD UP AT GUNPOINT AS NECROPHILIA CRAZE SWEEPS BRITAIN'S YOUTH! GRIEVING RELATIVES CALL FOR GOVERNMENT ACTION TO PROTECT THEIR DEAD!
ARE HOSPITAL WAITING LISTS DRIVING PATIENTS TO ATTEMPT SELF-SURGERY? POPULAR TV PROGRAMME BLAMED FOR RISE IN SELF-MUTILATION!
WAS BENNY HILL'S FAMED PORN COLLECTION SOLD ON THE BLACK MARKET TO FINANCE INTERNATIONAL TERRORISM OR STOLEN BY RIVAL COMIC?
BUSH LINKS TO BUGS BUNNY'S SO-CALLED 'RABBIT PACK' THREATEN PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN!
QUEEN MOTHER'S SEX AND DRUGS ROMPS WITH THE STARS UNCOVERED! SHOCKING LOVE TRIANGLE WITH SINATRA AND SAMMY DAVIS REVEALED!
ACTION MAN IN FENIAN SHOCKER! PLANS FOR NEW IRA THEMED OUTFITS CONDEMNED BY POLITICIANS! THE TOYS AND GAMES BANNED FOR BAD TASTE INVESTIGATED!
BRITAIN'S TORTURE TOURISTS REVEALED! HOLIDAYING MASOCHISTS COMPLAIN OF LACK OF TORTURE FACILITIES IN FOREIGN JAILS!
CARNAGE ON BRITAIN'S ROADS AS RECKLESS THRILL SEEKERS WHACK OFF BEHIND THE WHEEL!
GROUPIE TAKES CORN COB UP CORN HOLE FOR ROCK STAR! BEATEN SENSELESS WITH FISH BY HEAVY METAL LEGENDS! VETERAN ROCK CHICK REVEALS ALL!
RURAL COMMUNITIES UNDER THREAT AS BADGERS GO ON RAMPAGE! DELINQUENT ANIMALS SELL DRUGS AND PORN TO CHILDREN, MUG OLD LADIES!
INCREDIBLE SHAGGING MACHINES MADE IN SUBURBAN GARAGE GIVE WOMEN SUPERHUMAN SATISFACTION! DESIGNER PROFILED!
LYNCH MOB ATTACKS FATHER CHRISTMAS AS SANTA EXPOSED AS PAGAN SEX FIEND! CHILDREN INJURED IN GROTTO BOMBING!
APE MAN GOES ON CARNAL RAMPAGE! SECRETS OF PRIMEAVAL SEX REVEALED AS SCIENTISTS REVIVE PALEOLITHIC PERVERT! STONE AGE PORN STASH UNCOVERED IN CAVE!
TRUTH BEHIND PHILIP K DICK'S TERRIFYING VISIONS REVEALED! TOP SCIENCE FICTION WRITER VICTIM OF FASCIST CONSPIRACY LED BY ARCH RIVAL!
DEMENTED FANS MENACED AND SEXUALLY HARASSED BY THE STARS AS CELEBS TURN TABLES AND STALK THE STALKERS!
THE AMAZING UNTOLD STORY OF DR WHO'S LOST REGENERATION REVEALED AT LAST! BIZARRE SEX SCANDALS OF SACKED STAR UNCOVERED!
FORMER ROYAL AIDE REVEALS INCREDIBLE SPANKING SECRETS OF FLYING SAUCER VISITORS! IS PRINCE PHILIP 'ONE OF THEM'?
UK TV CHIEFS FACE LYNCH MOB AS PRIME TIME FILTH BLAMED FOR INCREASE IN TEENAGE SELF-ABUSE! FURY AS PORN STARS AUDITION ON LIVE TV!
SACKED ROYAL BUTLER SENSATIONALLY REVEALS BIZARRE SEXUAL INITIATION OF YOUNG PRINCE! HELPS PRINCESS SHOOT PORN MOVIE IN PALACE!
CAN BUSH 'MEASURE UP' TO HIS PREDECESSOR? DUBYA DESPERATELY SEEKS CLINTON'S PORN STASH IN DESPERATE ATTEMPT TO BOOST HIS FLAGGING 'PERFORMANCE'!
TERRORISTS PLAY DIRTY AS PLOT TO DROWN US CITIES IN OWN EXCREMENT FOILED! SADDAM ACCUSED AS SUICIDE PORNOGRAPHERS TARGET US CHILDREN!
HAVE NAZI SCIENTISTS REVIVED THE EVIL PORN-OBSSESSED HEAD OF WALT DISNEY? IS HE PRODUCING CARTOON FILTH FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE?
BRIT POP STARS IN AMAZING FEUD! VIOLENCE ERUPTS BETWEEN ROBBIE AND LIAM OVER XMAS DECORATIONS!
HOLLYWOOD'S SECRET GAY SCANDALS REVEALED! JOHN WAYNE IN CLOSET CLINCH WITH NOTORIOUS COMMIE! SILENT STARS AMAZING MASTURBATION CULT!
BOB MITCHUM GETS FRUITY AT GROCERY STORE! LIBERACE IN BIZARRE LOVE TRIANGLE WITH FRED FLINTSTONE! TINSELTOWN'S WEIRDEST PERVERSIONS!
CHARLIE CHAPLIN SUBJECTS STARLETS TO NAKED CUSTARD PIE FETISH! FAMED DIRECTOR SHOOTS PRIVATE FOOTAGE - AND OWN LOAD!
HUMAN SACRIFICE AND BUGGERY AS SAMMY DAVIS JR INDUCTS ELVIS INTO CHURCH OF SATAN! SITCOM STAR BATTLES DEVIL FOR SOUL OF CHILD STAR!
CROSS-DRESSING SHAME OF THE STARS REVEALED! CAN BILLY BALDWIN CARRY OFF A BIKINI! CELEBRATED COMICS DON DRAG TO SEDUCE US SAILORS!
AMAZING REAL-LIFE STORIES OF PEOPLE WHOSE LIVES HAVE BEEN CHANGED AFTER BEING SEXUALLY MOLESTED BY ANGELS!
GENTLEMEN BUGGERED IN THE STREET AS MYSTERY ASSAILANT TERRORISES BRITAIN! WHO IS THE PHANTOM BUGGERER - FREEMASON, ROYALTY OR WISHFUL THINKING?
DID GEORGE FORMBY TEACH HITLER TO PLAY THE UKELELE? INCREDIBLE TRUE STORY OF BRITISH WARTIME ENTERTAINERS WHO SPIED FOR NAZIS!
OBSESSIVE STALKER JAILED FOR STEALING CELEBRITY CRAP! HUGE COLLECTION OF EXCREMENT FROM THE STARS DISCOVERED AFTER NEIGHBOURS COMPLAIN ABOUT STENCH!
POPE TO BE REPLACED BY PORN STAR? VATICAN IN TURMOIL AS CATHOLIC ORDER ADVOCATES SALVATION THROUGH SIN!
CLINTON'S PENIS HIJACKED BY ISLAMIC FUNDAMENTALISTS! PLAN TO SHOOT EX-PRESIDENTIAL LOAD AT WEST COAST!
KEBAB VANS BECOME WEAPONS OF TERROR AS SUICIDE BOMBERS TARGET US ICONS! UK TERROR ALERT AS MACDONALD'S BRANCHES BURN!
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