Welsh crooner Tom Jones has found himself coming under fire from several sources. His attempts to move into rap and hip hop have apparently met with a hostile reaction from several top US rap artists. However, Dr Dre has denied that protégé Eminem chainsawed a giant replica of Welsh crooner...
Horrible Sexy Ghosts
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“I suppose that some people might classify it as necrophilia, but no actual corporeal body is involved,” declares controversial medium Henry Wagstaffe, commenting on the new craze sweeping the occult scene – sex with ghosts. “Whilst the spirit form these occultists are having sex with...
Rise of the Idiots
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People, eh? Aren’t they just so bloody tiresome? I’m finding it increasingly difficult to be bothered to communicate with most of the bastards. Particularly when they’re using the web as a means of communication. The other day I saw from my web stats that someone had repeatedly been...
Twins of Evil
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“It wasn’t me in that park – it was clearly my evil doppelganger,” Cabinet Officer Minister Oliver Letwin has claimed in response to a tabloid newspaper’s allegations that he had been caught taking a dump in a public park. “I don’t know who he is, or where he’s come from, but...
Hitler’s Step Children
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“It’s like the bloody Midwich Cuckoos – this evil little blonde haired child with piercing blue eyes dominating our lives,” says Cornelius Fruckstone of the child that he and his wife adopted via an internet-based agency. “Even when we first got him as a baby there was something unnerving about him – it was that look of superiority with which he always regarded us. As if we were somehow inferior.” By the time their son was three, his behaviour was giving them cause for concern. “It was just so embarrassing – he was expelled from play school after a highly unpleasant incident of anti-social behaviour,” recalls...
Blue Murder
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“He woke up in bed next to a dead hooker – you should have seen the look on his face! He was white as a sheet and shrieking with terror! I really thought he was going to crap himself!” chortles Old Etonian Dickie Throbbington-Heyes, as he recalls the 1990 Bullingdon Club jape which...
Officer Class
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The government’s so-called ‘Free Schools’ – semi-independent schools set up by groups and individuals outside of direct local government control – are proving controversial, with one such establishment, staffed by ex-military personnel and run like a military academy, hitting the...
Cameron’s Crusade
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“Before you know it, abortions and contraception will be banned and homosexuals will be rounded up and put in ‘correction centres’ where they’ll be ‘turned’ to the right path under threat of crucifixion,” warns Labour back bencher Tom Felcher. “Worse still, child abuse will be institutionalised, with an obligatory buggering by the local priest for every young boy when they reached the age of twelve!” The MP is one of a growing number of opposition politicians warning that Prime Minister David Cameron is involved in a ‘Papish Plot’ with the Vatican to disestablish the Church of England and return the...
Spy News
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The revelation that News International has launched a spy satellite to better facilitate its tabloid newsgathering capability, has caused great consternation amongst media rivals, politicians and human rights activists. “This is a very disturbing development,” claims top civil rights...
Paedo Alert!
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Just when you thought the furore over paedophiles had died down, we here at The Sleaze aim to stir it up again! This time, in order to avoid the wrong people getting their houses torched or their pet cats hanged just because they share a name with someone named and shamed in the papers or look...
That’s Wanking...
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DIRECTOR: ROD WALLOPER. RUNNING TIME: 76 mins. DVD: REDWING. PRICE £12.99 CERT 18 Intended to be a companion piece to That’s Spanking, the same director’s compilation of famous cinematic spanking sequences, this film celebrates the unjustly neglected cinema of masturbation. Experienced...
All Change?
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Well, here we are at last, the ‘new’ Sleaze. I know it must all seem a bit confusing to regulars – all of a sudden everything has changed, The Sleaze doesn’t look like The Sleaze anymore. But don’t worry, everything you liked from the old site is still here, (not to mention the bits...
Health and Safety Nazis
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“You know, they could easily have got twenty per cent more people a day into those ovens if it hadn’t have been for ridiculous Health and Safety regulations,” opined controversial historian Dan Frizzle, at the launch of his latest book. “Contrary to what conventional liberal history tries to tell us, it wasn’t the Red Army or the Anglo-American alliance that brought about the downfall of Nazi Germany, rather it was the pernicious influence of the liberal inspired health and safety culture which, incidentally, continues to blight Europe!” Despite the storm of controversy surrounding the book, Health and Safety Nazis: A Warning...
Hail King Mob!
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“When they talked about fighting fire with fire, I don’t think this was what they had in mind,” says Peckham resident Arthur Piddle as he watches a mob of so-called vigilantes hurl firebombs through the windows of a local house. “I know they’re saying that the lad...
Wild in the Streets
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“It was all that bloody bear’s fault, coming up here mauling local youths, the white bastard,” twenty three year old Tottenham resident Doug Frottle told The Sleaze. “I mean, I didn’t see it myself, but I heard it on the news. One minute some kids are being chewed up by a bear,...
Talking Bollocks
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Our reporter Suzie Sleaze brings you all the latest completely made up gossip from the world of entertainment! ...