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WAS TOP DESIGNER ALEXANDER MCQUEEN'S SUICIDE ACTUALLY A FASHION STATEMENT? LEADING FASHION DESIGNER CLAIMS DEAD GURU AS INSPIRATION BEHIND NEW 'SUICIDE CHIC' LOOK!
WORLD OF DR WHO FANDOM ROCKED AS RIVAL REGENERATIONS OF TIME LORD BRAWL IN SOHO MASSAGE PARLOUR! BITTER DISPUTE OVER RIGHT TO STAR IN POPULAR TV SERIES ERUPTS INTO VIOLENCE! FEARS OF GANG WARFARE BETWEEN FANS OF DIFFERENT INCARNATIONS OF THE DOCTOR!
BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND - OUR GUIDE TO WHAT'S GOING ON IN YOUR FAVOURITE SOAP OPERAS! THIS TIME: VINTAGE EPISODES OF CORONATION STREET, BROOKSIDE AND CROSSROADS REVIEWED!
CHILDREN'S ENTERTAINER DETAINED AFTER SHOCKED TV VIEWERS SEE PUDSEY BEAR GROPE FEMALE PRESENTER DURING CHILDREN IN NEED!
OUR HANDY GUIDE TO WHAT'S GOING ON IN YOUR FAVOURITE SOAP OPERAS! VINTAGE EPISODES OF EASTENDERS, EMMERDALE AND NEIGHBOURS REVIEWED!
FAMOUS 'WATER SPORTS' ENTHUSIASTS EXPOSED! STARS MIX SEX AND EXCREMENT AFTER CELEBRITY GURU PROCLAIMS MEDICINAL PROPERTIES OF DRINKING OWN URINE!
THE WORLD OF THOSE CRAZY CELEBRITY SLAP HEADS REVEALED! INCREDIBLE ANTICS OF THE BALD AND THE BEAUTIFUL EXPOSED!
ARE REPUTATIONS OF TOP CELEBRITIES AT RISK AS CHEAP KNOCK OFFS OF THEM MADE IN FAR EASTERN SWEAT SHOPS FLOOD MARKET? ALLEGATIONS THAT BARGAIN BASEMENT DOUBLES ARE BEHIND RECENT CELEBRITY BAD BEHAVIOUR AND RUBBISH FILMS!
STILL MORE MASTURBATORY FANTASIES OF THE RICH AND FAMOUS REVEALED! THIS TIME: ISRAELI MENTALIST URI GELLAR'S SNAKE MILKING SHENANIGANS REVEALED!
MORE MASTURBATORY FANTASIES OF THE RICH AND FAMOUS REVEALED! THIS TIME: POP LEGEND JOHN LENNON'S PUD PULLING HABITS EXPOSED!
MASTURBATORY FANTASIES OF THE RICH AND FAMOUS REVEALED! THIS TIME: SEVENTIES GLAM ROCK IDOL MARC BOLAN'S PLANK SPANKING HABITS EXPOSED!
CINEMA GOERS RUN FOR COVER AS NEW 3D PORN MOVIE THRUSTS CINEMASCOPE BREASTS, BUTTOCKS AND GENITALIA IN THEIR FACES! STEREOSCOPIC VISION LATEST GIMMICK IN ADULT MOVIE PRODUCER'S CAMPAIGN TO KEEP PORN IN CINEMAS!
BRITAIN'S BIGGEST LIAR EXPOSED! TOP FAKER ALLEGEDLY MADE MILLIONS SELLING OUTRAGEOUS LIES TO THE PRESS! CONVINCED TABLOIDS THAT CLIFF RICHARD WAS SATANIST, BRIDGET BARDOT A VIVISECTIONIST!
BIZARRE CLAIMS THAT MICHAEL JACKSON'S MISSING BRAIN TRANSPLANTED INTO PERFORMING CHIMP! MYSTERY SURROUNDS FINAL RESTING PLACE OF SINGER'S ORGAN AMID WILD ALLEGATIONS!
DID ROTUND COMIC OLIVER HARDY SUFFER NEAR FATAL HEART ATTACK WHILST SPYING ON STARLET? WAS ORSON WELLES CHASED BY WHALERS WHILST SWIMMING AT SEA? SORDID SECRETS OF THE FAT AND FAMOUS EXPOSED!
PRODUCER ANNOUNCES PLANS TO USE DIGITAL TECHNOLOGY TO VIRTUALLY RESURRECT DEAD 'CARRY ON' STARS FOR CONTROVERSIAL NEW SERIES OF FILMS! PROMISES SAUCY NEW SUICIDE BOMBER SATIRE!
NEW TV SERIES FEATURING LIVE AUTOPSIES OF RICH AND FAMOUS CONDEMNED AS TASTELESS!
TV DOCTOR OPERATES ILLEGALLY ON PATIENTS! TOP COP ACTOR 'ARRESTS' AND 'PUNISHES' PROSTITUTES! STARS WHO TOOK THEIR SCREEN ROLES TOO SERIOUSLY EXPOSED!
FROM ORGAN TRANSPLANTS TO MONKEY GLANDS - BIZARRE REJUVENATION SECRETS OF THE RICH AND FAMOUS EXPOSED!
FORMER SOVIET AGENT REVEALS HOW BRITAIN'S UNDERCOVER CELEBRITIES WON THE COLD WAR! AMAZING TRUTH BEHIND THE BEATLES' IRON CURTAIN EXPLOITS!
FORMER CLEANER TO THE STARS REVEALS ALL ABOUT CELEBRITY CLIENTS' LACK OF HYGIENE! LIFESTYLES OF THE RICH AND FILTHY EXPOSED!
FORMER RAT PACK MEMBER REVEALS OL' BLUE EYES OBSESSION WITH PENIS ENLARGEMENT! CROONER DRIVEN BY ENVY OF SAMMY DAVIS JR'S SCHLONG!
BRITISH FILM FILM INDUSTRY STRIKES BACK AT HOLLYWOOD'S MISREPRESENTATION OF HISTORY! MAVERICK DIRECTOR AIMS TO EXPOSE 'TRUTH' BEHIND AMERICA'S TOP HISTORICAL HEROES!
HAS JADE GOODY PERFORMED MIRACLES FROM BEYOND GRAVE? CAN TOM JONES' TOUCH HEAL ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION? BIZARRE CELEBRITY WORSHIPPING CULTS REVEALED!
TOP PROMOTER DENIES IRRADIATING CLIENT TO INDUCE LIFE-THREATENING CANCER FOR PUBLICITY PURPOSES!
NEW CABLE TV CHANNEL DEDICATED TO RAISING MORAL STANDARDS CONDEMNED BY WATCHDOG FOR BROADCAST OF TORTURE, PUNISHMENT AND HUMILIATION!
WERE REALITY TV CONTESTANTS FORGOTTEN AND ABANDONED BY PROGRAMME MAKERS RESPONSIBLE FOR WRECKING AND LOOTING OF NUMEROUS SHIPS ON REMOTE ISLAND?
MORAL CAMPAIGNERS CONDEMN FESTIVE DVD RELEASE OF LEGENDARY SEASONAL PORN MOVIE! CLAIM SCENES OF SANTA'S SEX ROMPS IN PEAR TREE WILL CORRUPT CHRISTMAS!
GOVERNMENT TO NATIONALISE AMY WINEHOUSE IN ATTEMPT TO BOOST ALCOHOL SALES! SINGER PERFECT ROLE MODEL FOR YOUNG BINGE DRINKERS CLAIMS CHANCELLOR!
WAS PAUL McCARTNEY REPLACED BY DOUBLE IN 1966? DID JOHN LENNON FAKE OWN DEATH? DID THEY FORM BEATLES TRIBUTE BAND? MUSIC WORLD STUNNED BY INCREDIBLE CLAIMS!
DOES EXPERIMENT TO RECREATE CELEBRITY 'BIG BANG' THREATEN VERY EXISTENCE OF THE FAME FIRMAMENT? WILL ACTIVATING 'CELEBRITY COLLIDER' CREATE TALENT-SUCKING BLACK HOLE?
LATE WHO DRUMMER'S AMAZING PHALLIC FIXATION EXPOSED BY FORMER ROADIE! INCREDIBLE TALES OF WILD PARTIES, HUMAN COCK FIGHTS AND BIZARRE PRANKS AS ROADIE REVEALS ALL!
LAST GREAT STORY OF WORLD WAR TWO REVEALED AS NAZI PLOT TO BRING BRITAIN TO ITS KNEES WITH ARMY OF INFLATABLE EXPLODING WOMEN UNCOVERED!
MAN BELIEVES LIFE ONLY VALIDATED WHEN CAUGHT ON CAMERA, USES SURVEILLANCE TECHNOLOGY TO STAR IN FILM OF OWN LIFE!
IS AMERICA'S BEEKEEPING INDUSTRY UNDER THREAT FROM UNDER ENDOWED CELEBRITIES SEEKING PENIS ENLARGEMENTS?
DO HUMAN SACRIFICES AND BIZARRE FERTILITY RITUALS LIE BEHIND SUCCESS OF TOP TV GARDENER? TABLOID CLAIMS ALAN TITCHMARSH ON RUN AS BODIES DISCOVERED AFTER GARDEN MAKEOVER!
MEET THE MEN WHO HUNT DOWN RARE NUDE PICTURES OF THE STARS! SERIOUS COLLECTORS OR JUST SAD PERVERTS?
WERE TOP FOOTBALLERS SEXUALLY HARASSED INTO THROWING VITAL GAMES? BRITISH PREMIER LEAGUE ROCKED BY NEW MATCH-FIXING CLAIMS!
HAS THE INTERNET BEEN TAKEN OVER BY PERVERTS? SHOCKING CLAIMS OF VIRTUAL SEX OFFENDERS BLIGHTING ON LINE COMMUNITIES WITH CYBER-GROPINGS AND INDECENT EXPOSURES!
GUESS WHO'S COMING OUT FOR CHRISTMAS? IS GAY SANTA A THREAT TO CHILDREN? OUTRAGED PARENTS DEMAND FATHER CHRISTMAS BANNED FROM INVADING THEIR CHIMNEYS!
THE FOUL MOUTHED MEDIA GURU WHO TEACHES BRITAIN'S MIDDLE CLASS CELEBRITIES HOW TO SWEAR PROFILED!
ARE SUICIDE TRICK-OR-TREATERS SET TO SPREAD TERROR THIS HALLOWEEN? POLICE SHOOT SUICIDE BOMBER COSTUMED CHILDREN IN MISTAKE FOR CRAZY ISLAMIC EXTREMISTS!
HOW BILLY BOB THORNTON'S WILD HILLBILLY WAYS DROVE ANGELINA JOLIE TO DESPAIR! BEVERLEY HILLS MANSION TURNED INTO BACKWOODS SHACK - GUESTS SERVED ROAD KILL PIE!
GROWING NUMBERS OF CELEBRITIES GOING ON VIOLENT RAMPAGES AFTER HALLUCINATING THEY ARE APES!
TOP TV CHEFS STRUCK DOWN BY GIANT VEGETABLES! VEGETABLE RIGHTS CAMPAIGNERS CALL FOR END TO FRUIT AND VEG ABUSE IN BRITAIN'S KITCHENS AND GARDENS!
ARE UK RADIO STATIONS FORCING LISTENERS TO COMMIT SEXUAL OFFENCES? WRAPPING GENITALS IN TIN FOIL ONLY WAY TO DEFLECT PERVERTED RADIO WAVES!
MINOR CELEBRITY SLAUGHTERS GREAT APES IN BID TO HIGHLIGHT PLIGHT OF ENDANGERED SPECIES! TV CHIEFS REFUSE TO APOLOGISE FOR SHOCK TACTICS!
TRUTH BEHIND THE NAZIS' WORLD WAR TWO SEX CAMPS REVEALED AT LAST! FLYING HERO TELLS HARROWING TALE OF BOTTOM ABUSE AT HANDS OF JACK BOOTED PERVERTS!
TRAIL OF DESTRUCTION AS GLAMOUR MODEL'S OUTSIZE BREASTS GO ON RAMPAGE! CALLS FOR CURBS ON ABNORMALLY LARGE MAMMARIES AS ROGUE BAZONGAS LAY WASTE TO KENT!
HAS FORMER BEATLE BEEN RESPONSIBLE FOR SERIES OF SHOWBIZ DEATHS IN ORDER TO KEEP DIABOLICAL DEAL?
TV COMPANY DEFENDS INCLUSION OF SADDAM AND OSAMA IN REALITY SHOW! OUTRAGE AS IRAQI DICTATOR ATTEMPTS TO GAS FELLOW CONTESTANTS AFTER RACE ROW!
BOB GELDOLF APPEALS FOR MASS DONATION OF JAZZ MAGS AS PORN FAMINE SWEEPS AFRICA! WHOLE CONTINENT FACES DISASTER AMID DANGEROUS LEVELS OF EROTIC DEPRIVATION!
NEWLY PERFECTED TIME PORTAL TECHNOLOGY HAILED AS GREATEST INNOVATION IN MASS ENTERTAINMENT SINCE INVENTION OF TV!
DID THE REAL PAUL McCARTNEY DIE IN 1966 CAR CRASH? GHOST OF GEORGE HARRISON REVEALS AMAZING TRUTH BEHIND MYSTERY!
ILLEGAL INTERNET TRADE IN CELEBRITIES THREATENS TO DRIVE HOLLYWOOD'S RAREST STARS TO VERGE OF EXTINCTION! CALLS FOR CREATION OF SPECIAL CELEBRITY RESERVATIONS!
CALLS FOR EXHIBITION BAN AS ARTIST'S GIANT CELEBRITY GENITALIA SCULPTURES RUN AMOK! PANIC AS OUTSIZE INFLATABLE PENIS DEMOLISHES TOWN!
EXCREMENT EATING AND EJACULATION 'SHOOT OUTS' AS CONTESTANTS IN ANNUAL FILTH FEST SQUARE OFF FOR LIVE TV FINAL! WHO WILL BE BRITAIN'S NEW KING OF FILTH?
HARMLESS RURAL TRADITION OR TWISTED SEXUAL PERVERSION? VILLAGERS FIGHT GOVERNMENT BAN ON TRADITIONAL BOTTOM THRASHING FESTIVAL!
SEX, SEASONING AND PUFF PASTRY! IS COOKERY THE NEW PORNOGRAPHY? TOP COOK'S NEW BOOK LIFTS LID ON WILD WORLD OF BRITAIN'S CELEBRITY CHEFS!
NEW TV SHOW INCARCERATES PARTICIPANTS IN FAKE CIA TORTURE CAMP! WILL THEY BE DUPED INTO CONFESSING TO TERROR OUTRAGES?
CUBA TO SEND HUNDREDS OF PIMPS TO ASSIST ECONOMIC RECOVERY OF NEW ORLEANS! LOCAL VICE DISRUPTED AS FLOODS WASH AWAY PROSTITUTES!
IS BRITISH TV PLUMBING NEW DEPTHS? CELEBRITY PORNOGRAPHY AND SUPERSTAR DRINKING CONTESTS HEAD AUTUMN SCHEDULES AS PROGRAMMERS DESPERATELY CHASE RATINGS!
PUBLIC AND POLITICIANS UNITE TO CONDEMN CELEBRITY HIJACKING OF WORTHY CAUSES! MARCHES ON TOP STARS' LUXURY HOMES ORGANISED AS PART OF ANTI-CELEBRITY CAMPAIGN!
FEARS OF UPSURGE IN FLAYINGS AND SCALPINGS AS WEARING HUMAN SKIN BECOMES LATEST CELEBRITY FASHION CRAZE! PERFECT HUMANE ALTERNATIVE TO FUR CLAIM ADVOCATES!
PRINCE HARRY'S NAZI OUTFIT - FASHION FAUX PAS OR CUTTING EDGE OF YOUTH CULTURE? NAZI FASHION CRAZE SWEEPS BRITAIN'S YOUTH AS CLUBBERS DO THE GOOSE STEP!
DID MICHAEL JACKSON LURE YOUNG CHILDREN TO HIS RANCH TO STEAL THEIR ORGANS IN HIS QUEST FOR ETERNAL YOUTH? DEFENCE TO CLAIM JACKO IS SERIAL KILLER, NOT KIDDIE FIDDLER!
VATICAN FURY AS POPE REPLACES DAVROS AS DALEK LEADER IN SHOCKING NEW DR WHO STORY! FANS FEAR THAT LONG-RUNNING BBC DRAMA IS GOING GAY!
ACTION MAN TURNS TERRORIST! BLACK LEATHER BARBIE GETS A SPANKING! ARE INCREASINGLY VIOLENT AND SEXUALLY EXPLICIT TOYS CORRUPTING OUR KIDS?
MASS EXTINCTIONS FEARED AS CELEBRITY CHEFS SERVE UP ENDANGERED SPECIES! MASSIVE ILLICIT TRADE IN EXOTIC ANIMALS FOR CONSUMPTION UNCOVERED!
AS RAUNCHY NEW LAD'S MAG LAUNCHES, 'THE SLEAZE' ASKS: MEN'S MAGAZINES - REDEFINING MASCULINITY FOR THE TWENTY FIRST CENTURY OR JUST SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE PORN?
WIFE SWAPPING WITH SERIAL KILLERS! HOMEMADE TORTURE DUNGEONS! ALIENS CRASHING SWINGER'S PARTIES! NEW DOCUMENTARY EXPOSES DARK SECRETS OF BRITISH SUBURBIA!
STARS UNLEASH EVIL SPIRITS AGAINST RIVALS AS VOODOO BECOMES NEW CELEBRITY RELIGION! BLOOD SACRIFICES REPLACE TALENT AS KEY TO SUCCESS!
MEET THE MEN WHO HUNT DOWN ABANDONED SMUT IN BRITAIN'S BACK PASSAGES AND ALLEY WAYS! THRILL OF THE CHASE OR GUILTY PLEASURE?
PANIC GRIPS TINSEL TOWN AS CALIFORNIA DECLARES OPEN SEASON ON CELEBRITIES! GOVERNOR CLAIMS CULL IS ONLY HUMANE WAY TO CONTROL NUMBERS!
CONTESTANTS FAKE ILLNESS AND MISFORTUNE FOR CASH IN NEW TV GAME SHOW! SERIOUS SOCIOLOGICAL EXPERIMENT OR REALITY TV GONE TOO FAR?
TOP CELEBRITIES FEED THE WORLD AS FAMINE-STRUCK AFRICAN VILLAGERS FEAST ON FAME! PLANS TO AIR-DROP FAMOUS AND OVERFED INTO REMOTEST AREAS TO RELIEVE STARVATION!
FROM REGIME CHANGE TO MAKEOVER! UK TO SEND IN TV HOME IMPROVEMENT GURUS TO RECONSTRUCT IRAQ! PLOT TO PRICE LOCAL DISSIDENTS OUT OF HOUSING MARKET?
NEW CELEBRITY CRAZE SCARES CRAP OUT OF HOLLYWOOD STARS! PRICE PUT ON FEAR AS RICH AND FAMOUS PAY FOR FAKE ABDUCTIONS, MURDERS AND TORTURE TO PUT FRIGHTENERS ON THEMSELVES!
DECLINING JOURNALISTIC STANDARDS CONDEMNED AS NEWSPAPER EMPLOYS SEX OFFENDER TO SPY ON TEEN REVELLERS!
TOP TABLOID EDITORS CLAIM GROSS INVASION OF PRIVACY AS CELEBS PUBLISH SECRETLY SNATCHED SORDID SEX PICTURES OF PAPARAZZI!
PORN DELIVERED BY TRUCKLOAD TO OBSSESSED STARS’ HOMES! ARE CELEBRITIES IN DANGER OF OVERDOSING ON HIGH QUALITY SMUT?
TV CHIEFS ACCUSED OF COMMERCIALISING MASS MURDER AS NEW GAMESHOW PITS CONTESTANTS AGAINST SERIAL KILLER! TALENT SHOW FOR MURDERERS PLANNED!
WERE THE ROLLING STONES CRIMINAL MASTERMINDS? ROCKERS HARASSED AS TOP COP CONVINCED POP GROUPS FRONT FOR CRIME AND PEVERSITY!
HOLLYWOOD'S FOUR-LEGGED STARS STALKED BY DEMENTED FAN! SINISTER REVELATIONS OF HOW UNHEALTHY OBSESSION TURNS TO KIDNAP AND EXTORTION!
PARENTS FURIOUS AS LIBRARY LENDS SEXUALLY EXPLICIT ADULT VERSIONS OF CHILDREN'S CLASSICS TO KIDDIES!
WAS BENNY HILL'S FAMED PORN COLLECTION SOLD ON THE BLACK MARKET TO FINANCE INTERNATIONAL TERRORISM OR STOLEN BY RIVAL COMIC?
ACTION MAN IN FENIAN SHOCKER! PLANS FOR NEW IRA THEMED OUTFITS CONDEMNED BY POLITICIANS! THE TOYS AND GAMES BANNED FOR BAD TASTE INVESTIGATED!
GROUPIE TAKES CORN COB UP CORN HOLE FOR ROCK STAR! BEATEN SENSELESS WITH FISH BY HEAVY METAL LEGENDS! VETERAN ROCK CHICK REVEALS ALL!
TRUTH BEHIND PHILIP K DICK'S TERRIFYING VISIONS REVEALED! TOP SCIENCE FICTION WRITER VICTIM OF FASCIST CONSPIRACY LED BY ARCH RIVAL!
DEMENTED FANS MENACED AND SEXUALLY HARASSED BY THE STARS AS CELEBS TURN TABLES AND STALK THE STALKERS!
THE AMAZING UNTOLD STORY OF DR WHO'S LOST REGENERATION REVEALED AT LAST! BIZARRE SEX SCANDALS OF SACKED STAR UNCOVERED!
UK TV CHIEFS FACE LYNCH MOB AS PRIME TIME FILTH BLAMED FOR INCREASE IN TEENAGE SELF-ABUSE! FURY AS PORN STARS AUDITION ON LIVE TV!
HAVE NAZI SCIENTISTS REVIVED THE EVIL PORN-OBSSESSED HEAD OF WALT DISNEY? IS HE PRODUCING CARTOON FILTH FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE?
BRIT POP STARS IN AMAZING FEUD! VIOLENCE ERUPTS BETWEEN ROBBIE AND LIAM OVER XMAS DECORATIONS!
HOLLYWOOD'S SECRET GAY SCANDALS REVEALED! JOHN WAYNE IN CLOSET CLINCH WITH NOTORIOUS COMMIE! SILENT STARS AMAZING MASTURBATION CULT!
BOB MITCHUM GETS FRUITY AT GROCERY STORE! LIBERACE IN BIZARRE LOVE TRIANGLE WITH FRED FLINTSTONE! TINSELTOWN'S WEIRDEST PERVERSIONS!
CHARLIE CHAPLIN SUBJECTS STARLETS TO NAKED CUSTARD PIE FETISH! FAMED DIRECTOR SHOOTS PRIVATE FOOTAGE - AND OWN LOAD!
HUMAN SACRIFICE AND BUGGERY AS SAMMY DAVIS JR INDUCTS ELVIS INTO CHURCH OF SATAN! SITCOM STAR BATTLES DEVIL FOR SOUL OF CHILD STAR!
CROSS-DRESSING SHAME OF THE STARS REVEALED! CAN BILLY BALDWIN CARRY OFF A BIKINI! CELEBRATED COMICS DON DRAG TO SEDUCE US SAILORS!
DID GEORGE FORMBY TEACH HITLER TO PLAY THE UKELELE? INCREDIBLE TRUE STORY OF BRITISH WARTIME ENTERTAINERS WHO SPIED FOR NAZIS!
POLITICS AND CURRENT AFFAIRS
CRIME AND PUNISHMENT
RELIGION AND ROYALTY
POP CULTURE
SCIENCE
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SLEAZE DIARY
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