Author: docsleaze

American Amateurism

After yet another bungled assassination attempt on President Trump, experts ponder whether the US is becoming a nation of amateurs, taking its lead from its incompetent leader and abandoning all professional values. How can a nation of gun-loving psychopaths fail to muster a single assassin capable of shooting straight and hitting a target as large as Trump? Is this the age of American amateurism?

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Truth or Dump?

Has FBI director Kash Patel been forcing Bureau employees to take lie detector tests in order to find out who has been leaving huge floaters in his private toilet? Is he, in reality, the ‘Phantom Dumper’, unable to remember his unsanitary misdeeds due to alcohol induced amnesia? Or is it a subconscious expression of his own self-loathing as to his utter incompetence and unworthiness to hold his current position?

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The UFO Scam

With the passing of alleged ‘MoD UFO Expert’ Nick Pope, Doc Sleaze looks into the truth behind all the claims of an Mod ‘UFO Desk’, drawing on his own inside knowledge to expose the whole scam of the ‘UFO Industry’. True believer or grifter? Was Pope party to real UFO secrets or just another rider on the UFO gravy train, recycling the same old, long debunked, stories?

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The Return of Analogue Smut?

Are increasing requirements for intrusive ID and age checks for internet pornography driving users back to traditional, analogue, smut? Entrepreneur announces launch of new line of adult magazines in anticipation of analogue migration, pointing to lack of age checks at local newsagents for top shelf content. Others look forward to return of traditional strip joints, peep shows and sex shops as digital ID checks become more prevalent.

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Immigrants Ate My Granny!

Is Britain suffering outbreaks of cannibalism perpetrated by immigrants? Are our grannies being eaten by asylum seekers and our children kidnapped and fattened up for their cannibal feasts? Bizarre claims by Reform UK candidate spark outrage and accusations that Britain’s extreme right are trying to revive crude racial stereotypes of the seventies characterising people of colour as war-paint wearing savages with bones through their noses.

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Devils From Space?

Are aliens actually demons in disguise? Vice President Vance’s views on true nature of extraterrestrials sparks fundamental changes in US protocols for alien contacts. Emphasis now on conversion to Christianity and exorcism rather than communication. Teams of specially trained priests on standby to exorcise and send back to Hell any alien visitors to US soil.

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Trump’s Sex Files

Just what is President Trump’s motivation for declaring that his administration is to release all government files pertaining to aliens and UFOs? Is he hoping files contain details of former Democrat presidents’ sexual liaisons with aliens salacious enough to distract from Epstein files? Or will files reveal Epstein’s involvement in trafficking underage aliens for exotic sex and further incriminate Trump in extraterrestrial sex scandal?

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Deportation DeLuxe

As Homeland Security claims $70 million luxury jet to be used for deportations, questions raised as to whether Trump administration is about to introduce ‘Deportation DeLuxe’ service to incentivise illegal immigrants to leave the country. US think tank proposes further incentivising deportations by building luxury apartments and resorts for deportees in their countries of origin. Brilliant new policy or more immigration madness?

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The Sacred Art of Sex and Terror

Is a legendary ancient text behind much of the current turmoil in the Middle East? Disturbing claims that terrorists have been employing the sacred art of sex and terror, as laid out in the ‘Hamasutra’. According experts, both Israeli invasion of Gaza and US bombing of Iran have been motivated by attempts to destroy all known copies of the dangerous text which promotes sexual ecstasy through violent terror.

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Hang ‘Em High!

Is it time to put a price on the heads of the Trump Gang? Should we be sending out ‘Wanted: Dead or Alive’ posters of Trump, Vance, Hegseth and the like to every lawman West of the Pecos, with instructions to ‘Hang’Em High’? Because, if the current US administration chooses to act like a bunch of lawless cowboys shooting up the town, then surely it’s time to call them out into the street and see who is quickest on the draw…

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Manifesting Political Destiny?

Is UK right-wing media’s relentless focus on doom and gloom part of an attempt to actually manifest a dystopian reality via minds of its readers? Is it part of plot to create environment for extreme right-wing political victory? Is Labour government using Tibetan monks to manifest counter positive reality via meditation?

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Terror on the Boating Pond

Has Trump administration’s policy of illegally sinking small boats alleged to have been involved in smuggling drugs into US been extended across Atlantic? Alarm at series of apparent US airstrikes on small pleasure boats on UK boating ponds and lakes. Are attacks motivated by need to generate headlines to appease Trump? Fears that UK extremists like Nigel Farage will call on Trump to sink small boats carrying migrants in English Channel.

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The Rise of Manic Nazi Girl

Is AI the future for British fascism? As new ‘Manic Nazi Girl’ meme sweeps social media fears raised that flesh and blood extreme right leaders like Nigel Farage could be rendered obsolete by attractive new AI far right figurehead. Is it time for Nigel Farage and Tommy Robinson to go digital with less ugly and offensive AI rendered versions of themselves?

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