Author: docsleaze

Headlines of Hate

Are UK’s right-wing press’ outrageous hate-filled headlines causing massive coronaries amongst their readers? As several reader’s heads reportedly explode, allegations of left-wing plot to plant bile-filled headline stories in right-wing media in order to deliberately wipe out potential extreme right-wing voters. Plans for fake extreme right-wing paper to act as ‘Trojan Horse’ to attract and kill off as many Reform UK voters as possible exposed.

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Cognitive Dissonance

Get those ear goggles back on and tune into another selection of unlikely news stories culled from the archives of The Sleaze. This time around Trump terrorises the Mid-West with a ferocious fart – but did he follow through? Toxic masculinity is examined – are the Wokerati deploying mind readers to police men’s ‘forbidden’ thoughts? Plus, a strange reminiscence about a lost Dr Who story.

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Drug Baron Trump?

US Congressman makes sensational claim that Trump’s attack on Venezuela actually about drugs, not oil. Did the administration seize Maduro in order to take control of Venezuela’s alleged ‘narco-State’? Are they planning to import vast quantities of drugs into US disguised as barrels of oil? Amazing claims that Trump administration intends to dump tons of narcotics into US’s poorest areas to pacify rebellious population!

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The Death of the Eurovision Song Contest?

Top showbiz journalist predicts welcome death of Eurovision Song Contest in wake of controversy over Israeli participation. Right-wing press meltdown over MP’s suggestion that event could be saved if Gaza be invited to participate alongside Israel, claiming that potential Palestinian entrants could be Hamas terrorists singing songs celebrating deaths of Israeli children.

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A Little Bit of Racism Goes a Long Way

As a New Year dawns, Doc Sleaze looks back at one of the previous year’s least welcome returns, (apart from Donald Trump’s return to the White House, of course) – the return of open racism to Britain’s public discourse. A bitter disappointment for those of us who remembered racism as a relic of the seventies, banished along with kipper ties and flares…

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Sleaze’s Greetings

A compendium of seasonal sleaze culled from our archives, wrapped up in shiny paper and tied with a bow! Get those ear goggles on and listen to our celebration of the true spirit of Christmas! Featuring celebrity guests and lots of festive fun!

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Trumping Christmas

US announces Santa to be banned from entering US – stands accused of tariff evasion and trafficking illegal immigrants into country on his sleigh. White House proposes new all-American replacement – ‘Daddy Donald Christmas’, backed with ‘naughty or nice’ list compiled by the FBI. Present ordering to be done through online ‘Christmas Portal’ outsourced to highest bidder. Merry Capitalist Christmas!

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Nigel Brownshirt’s Schooldays

As extreme right-wing MP issues non-denial denial of having racially abused fellow students when at school in 1970s, classmates recall him dressing as Nazi Santa, goose-stepping and throwing Nazi salutes at Christmas party. Also allege his complicity in attempt by close associate to build gas chamber as school project. Harmless pranks or racist intimidation?

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The Joy of X Sex

What has moved a furious Elon Musk to attack and destroy own high tech cyber suits? Journalist sensationally claims billionaire’s new cybernetic exoskeletons, which promised wearers ability to experience ecstasy of mind-blowing cyber sex couplings – but only for heterosexuals – have been hacked to allow other, non-binary sexual identities to be created and experienced!

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Heaven’s Too Woke

Is heaven too woke? Amid fears that Donald Trump will be barred from liberal heaven due to his conservative views, top Republican slams world’s religions for being too woke, too concerned with liberal values, equal rights and being nice to other people. Proposes takeover of major religions to facilitate reworking of heaven for the ordinary guy – paradise with guns, booze and broads on demand.

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Pan Dimensional Poop Chute

As effluent rains down out of nowhere inside Briton’s houses, top scientist theorises such attacks could be retaliation by dwelllers in parallel universe for secret experiments in our universe to revolutionise waste disposal by creating a ‘Pan Dimensional Poop Chute’ which allows us to take a dump in another dimension.
Could a cross-dimensional crap throwing war be on verge of erupting?

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The Illusion of Politics

Think-tank proposes radical solution to threat posed by rise of extremist parties at the UK polls – the creation of a shadow, virtual electoral system for their votes, complete with virtual parliament and government. MPs elected under ‘shadow’ election to be placed in virtual political environment where they can enact policies as extreme as they like, without endangering real world. Subverting democracy or saving democracy?

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Context is King

‘Content is King!’ we used to say with regard to internet search  In real life, however, it is context that is king when it comes to information.  Without it, ‘news’ quickly becomes propaganda. Which is why the right is so keen to avoid to properly contextualising any issue, from flags to online abuse – take away the context and you can characterise it all as ‘wokeness-gone-mad’ or unpatriotic leftist repression.

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Sleazy Scary Stories

Vincent Price and Peter Lorre crawl out from their catacombs to disinter a trio of sleazy scary stories from the musty archives of ‘The Sleaze’.  Put on your ‘ear goggles’ and join them to listen to three tales from the seamier side of horror, a trilogy of sleazy scary stories that will make you shiver with fear and revulsion!

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Halloween Pumpkin Peril

Paranormal Investigator, Exorcist and Agony Aunt The Reverend Leonard Fanny advises readers on their supernatural problems. This time he looks into a case of ‘Halloween Pumpkin Peril’. Has drunken oral sex with a carved pumpkin resulted in persecution by a pumpkin hurling evil spirit? As victim felled by pumpkin to the groin, the Rev investigates.

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Right to Free Pornography

Is the right’s opposition to Online Safety Act really based upon their fears that data leaks in age verification systems could expose their use of extreme Nazi-themed porn sites, rather than their avowed claims that it threatens free speech? New theory advanced by notorious left wing commentator triggers outrage amongst Reform UK and Tommy Robinson supporters.

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