Author: docsleaze

The Sacred Art of Sex and Terror

Is a legendary ancient text behind much of the current turmoil in the Middle East? Disturbing claims that terrorists have been employing the sacred art of sex and terror, as laid out in the ‘Hamasutra’. According experts, both Israeli invasion of Gaza and US bombing of Iran have been motivated by attempts to destroy all known copies of the dangerous text which promotes sexual ecstasy through violent terror.

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Hang ‘Em High!

Is it time to put a price on the heads of the Trump Gang? Should we be sending out ‘Wanted: Dead or Alive’ posters of Trump, Vance, Hegseth and the like to every lawman West of the Pecos, with instructions to ‘Hang’Em High’? Because, if the current US administration chooses to act like a bunch of lawless cowboys shooting up the town, then surely it’s time to call them out into the street and see who is quickest on the draw…

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Manifesting Political Destiny?

Is UK right-wing media’s relentless focus on doom and gloom part of an attempt to actually manifest a dystopian reality via minds of its readers? Is it part of plot to create environment for extreme right-wing political victory? Is Labour government using Tibetan monks to manifest counter positive reality via meditation?

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Terror on the Boating Pond

Has Trump administration’s policy of illegally sinking small boats alleged to have been involved in smuggling drugs into US been extended across Atlantic? Alarm at series of apparent US airstrikes on small pleasure boats on UK boating ponds and lakes. Are attacks motivated by need to generate headlines to appease Trump? Fears that UK extremists like Nigel Farage will call on Trump to sink small boats carrying migrants in English Channel.

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The Rise of Manic Nazi Girl

Is AI the future for British fascism? As new ‘Manic Nazi Girl’ meme sweeps social media fears raised that flesh and blood extreme right leaders like Nigel Farage could be rendered obsolete by attractive new AI far right figurehead. Is it time for Nigel Farage and Tommy Robinson to go digital with less ugly and offensive AI rendered versions of themselves?

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Headlines of Hate

Are UK’s right-wing press’ outrageous hate-filled headlines causing massive coronaries amongst their readers? As several reader’s heads reportedly explode, allegations of left-wing plot to plant bile-filled headline stories in right-wing media in order to deliberately wipe out potential extreme right-wing voters. Plans for fake extreme right-wing paper to act as ‘Trojan Horse’ to attract and kill off as many Reform UK voters as possible exposed.

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Cognitive Dissonance

Get those ear goggles back on and tune into another selection of unlikely news stories culled from the archives of The Sleaze. This time around Trump terrorises the Mid-West with a ferocious fart – but did he follow through? Toxic masculinity is examined – are the Wokerati deploying mind readers to police men’s ‘forbidden’ thoughts? Plus, a strange reminiscence about a lost Dr Who story.

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Drug Baron Trump?

US Congressman makes sensational claim that Trump’s attack on Venezuela actually about drugs, not oil. Did the administration seize Maduro in order to take control of Venezuela’s alleged ‘narco-State’? Are they planning to import vast quantities of drugs into US disguised as barrels of oil? Amazing claims that Trump administration intends to dump tons of narcotics into US’s poorest areas to pacify rebellious population!

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The Death of the Eurovision Song Contest?

Top showbiz journalist predicts welcome death of Eurovision Song Contest in wake of controversy over Israeli participation. Right-wing press meltdown over MP’s suggestion that event could be saved if Gaza be invited to participate alongside Israel, claiming that potential Palestinian entrants could be Hamas terrorists singing songs celebrating deaths of Israeli children.

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A Little Bit of Racism Goes a Long Way

As a New Year dawns, Doc Sleaze looks back at one of the previous year’s least welcome returns, (apart from Donald Trump’s return to the White House, of course) – the return of open racism to Britain’s public discourse. A bitter disappointment for those of us who remembered racism as a relic of the seventies, banished along with kipper ties and flares…

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Sleaze’s Greetings

A compendium of seasonal sleaze culled from our archives, wrapped up in shiny paper and tied with a bow! Get those ear goggles on and listen to our celebration of the true spirit of Christmas! Featuring celebrity guests and lots of festive fun!

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Trumping Christmas

US announces Santa to be banned from entering US – stands accused of tariff evasion and trafficking illegal immigrants into country on his sleigh. White House proposes new all-American replacement – ‘Daddy Donald Christmas’, backed with ‘naughty or nice’ list compiled by the FBI. Present ordering to be done through online ‘Christmas Portal’ outsourced to highest bidder. Merry Capitalist Christmas!

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Nigel Brownshirt’s Schooldays

As extreme right-wing MP issues non-denial denial of having racially abused fellow students when at school in 1970s, classmates recall him dressing as Nazi Santa, goose-stepping and throwing Nazi salutes at Christmas party. Also allege his complicity in attempt by close associate to build gas chamber as school project. Harmless pranks or racist intimidation?

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The Joy of X Sex

What has moved a furious Elon Musk to attack and destroy own high tech cyber suits? Journalist sensationally claims billionaire’s new cybernetic exoskeletons, which promised wearers ability to experience ecstasy of mind-blowing cyber sex couplings – but only for heterosexuals – have been hacked to allow other, non-binary sexual identities to be created and experienced!

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Heaven’s Too Woke

Is heaven too woke? Amid fears that Donald Trump will be barred from liberal heaven due to his conservative views, top Republican slams world’s religions for being too woke, too concerned with liberal values, equal rights and being nice to other people. Proposes takeover of major religions to facilitate reworking of heaven for the ordinary guy – paradise with guns, booze and broads on demand.

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