Winds of Terror
Police Accused of Overreacting After Massive Evil-Smelling Fart Sparks London Terror Alert. Flatulence Subsequently Deemed ‘Spontaneous’ Rather than Being Deliberate Chemical Attack.
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Robot Jihad
Is alleged ‘Robot Suicide Bomber’ that took out episode of ‘Robot Wars’ vanguard of new ‘Techno Terror’ campaign by Isis? Fears that household appliances could be reprogrammed into killers by radicalised repair men after housewife suffers near fatal washing machine assault.
Read MoreBlack on Black
Sheriff’s Deputies in US South ordered to black up in order to avoid being targeted by black snipers. Local Sheriff also believes wearing of black face by white officers will also take racial element out of police brutality.
Read MoreFor Queen and Country
Did Her Majesty The Queen lead English football hooligans against Russian thugs at Euro 2016? Extraordinary allegations as top hooligan claims armour clad Jeremy Corbyn rallied English hooligans in Marseilles.
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Political Poison
If Jeremy Corbyn is the answer, what, in God’s name, was the question? Can the Labour party muster sufficient momentum to oust Corbyn and his entryist supporters and take the party back for real Labour voters?
Read MoreBugger Boris
Is Boris Johnson the notorious Balham Buggerer? Top paranormal investigator claims Boris’ inner Turk unleashed under stress as he regresses into Turkish great grandfather to commit depravities.
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Full English Coup
Does ‘Leave’ Campaign Have Contingency Plans to Launch Military Coup in Event of ‘Remain’ Victory in EU Referendum? Sensational Claims that Farage and Other Brexit Leaders Plotting to Seize Power!
Read MoreRed Blooded Bigotry
Florida Preacher Denies Exploiting Orlando Shootings to try and ‘Cure’ Homosexuals by Organising Donations of ‘Heterosexual’ blood for Injured. Claims Two Pints of ‘Real American’ Blood Will turn Recipient Straight.
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Boris Goes Ape
Boris Johnson shot by police after manhandling child who climbed on his podium during Brexit campaign. Was former Mayor trying to protect child or had he gone ape?
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Boris: Top Trumper?
Is Boris Johnson the ‘Top Trumper’ Behind Super Injunction to Gag Reporting of Explosive Farting? Neighbours of Unnamed Top Politician Tell of How His Early Morning Wind Breaking is Destroying Their Lives!
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Three Line Whip
As ‘Whip and Tell’ stories involving government ministers proliferate, Tory back bencher launches private members bill proposing new code of conduct for sex workers involved with politicians.
Read MoreDestroy All Beards
Are HIpster Beards Really Alien Parasites? Is Human Race’s Only Hope a Salesman Capable of Destroying Horrible Hipster Beards Through the Power of His Mind?
Read MoreDead Scandalous
Who are the mystery celebrities protected by latest super injunctions? Are they actually dead – but only for tax purposes? Tabloid makes sensational claims!
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A Hundred Rants
In celebration of our hundredth issue and our hundredth editorial, we present some classic rants against Tory bastards, middle class kill joys and horrible hipster beards.
Read MoreCelebrity Killers
Is 2015’s Celebrity Holocaust the Work of the ‘Star Whackers’? Or is it Result of Cull of ‘Bad’ Celebrities by Secret Moral Fundamentalist Conspiracy?
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Diversionary Tactics
Are Recent Sex Scandals Really Diversionary Tactics Designed to Misdirect Public Attention Away From Prime Minister’s Tax Problems? Journalist Claims Secret Spin Doctor Masterminding HIgh Profile Events and News Stories to Divert Attention From Government’s Real Problems.
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