Ban the Bounce!
Tory MP Calls for Ban on Bouncy Castles Following Series of Fatalities. Are Deadly Inflatables Alien Predators Preying on Human Children, or Terrorist Plot to Kill British KIds?
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Imaginary Threats
After Man Hijacks Airliner With Make Believe Bomb, Top Tory MP Calls for Action Against Terrorists with Imaginary Weapons. Demands Schools act to Stunt Children’s Imaginations to Prevent them Becoming Radically Over Stimulated.
Read MoreWhere’s Jesus?
Where is Jesus? With the Messiah Sixteen Years Overdue for Second Coming, We’re Offering Five Pounds to the Reader Who Spots Him. Remember, You Must be Carrying a Bible and Say ‘You Are Jesus Christ and I Claim my Five Pounds’ When you See Him to be Eligible for the Prize.
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The New Normal?
It’s disturbing how quickly we accept as the norm something which, only a short time before, would have been considered totally unacceptable. I was struck by this thought the other day, as I watched yet another of those TV commercials for a pay day loan company.
Read MoreLook Black in Anger
Outrage as Academy Awards address diversity issue by having DiCaprio accept Best Actor Oscar in black face. act of ‘solidarity’ condemned as offensive and ill judged stunt.
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The Devil Trumps
Is Donald Trump the Devil’s Spawn? Preacher Demands Presidential Hopeful Produces Birth Certificate to Prove he was Born of Woman and Not a Jackal.
Read MoreRadical Secrets
Secret Terror Trial Reveals British Muslim Youths Radicalised by Mad Mullah’s ‘Radicalisation Booth’. Unsuspecting Islamic men Lured into Fiendish Device and Transformed into Crazed Jihadis!
Read MoreBare Beneath the Burqa
New Documentary set to Expose Bizarre World of Islamic Fundamentalist Pornography. Amazing Claims of Burqa clad Nudes and Extremist Sex Comedy Films!
Read MoreCelebrity Sex Addicts
Secrets of the Celebrity Sex Addiction Clinic Uncovered! Top Sex Therapist Reveals How Top Celebrity Sex Addicts Cured by Suppressing Their Orgasms!
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Blue Heaven
Is Tory Government Siphoning Off Public Funds in Guise of Spending Cuts to Build Space Station Haven? ‘Blue Heaven’ Project to Provide Top Tories with Luxury Refuge After Trashing UK.
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New Year Dishonours
Let’s start the new year with a long overdue editorial. Although, I have to say that right...
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Nude Labour
Political Storm Over Tabloid Claims About Corbyn’s ‘Disrespectful’ Pose in Labour Nude Charity Calender. Party Denies Allegations of Leader Using Poppy to Cover Privates in November Picture.
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Christmas Curse!
English Village Gripped by Fear Every Christmas as Non-Festive Residents Brutally Murdered by Mystery Assailant! Is ‘Christmastein Monster’ Responsible for Yule Themed Slayings?
Read MoreSuper Sized Terror
Police Announce Plans for Special Squads to Snatch Cakes, Chips and chocolate from Fat Women as Top Doctor Warns of Super Sized Terror Threat Posed by Female Obesity in UK.
Read MoreConspicuous Consumption
Chancellor Plans to Boost UK Manufacturing by Forcing Poor to Literally Consume Goods. Scheme to ‘Eat Deficit’ by Conspicuous Consumption Condemned by Economists and Medics Alike.
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