Dead Sexy
Were Successive Nazi, Soviet and US Attempts to Create ‘Dead Sexy’ Soldiers Capable of Using Sexual Energies to Remotely Kill Inspired by Secret Buddhist Priesthood? Did President Kennedy Fall Prey to Russian ‘Sex Assassin’?
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Radical Secrets
Secret Terror Trial Reveals British Muslim Youths Radicalised by Mad Mullah’s ‘Radicalisation Booth’. Unsuspecting Islamic men Lured into Fiendish Device and Transformed into Crazed Jihadis!
Read MoreBare Beneath the Burqa
New Documentary set to Expose Bizarre World of Islamic Fundamentalist Pornography. Amazing Claims of Burqa clad Nudes and Extremist Sex Comedy Films!
Read MoreCelebrity Sex Addicts
Secrets of the Celebrity Sex Addiction Clinic Uncovered! Top Sex Therapist Reveals How Top Celebrity Sex Addicts Cured by Suppressing Their Orgasms!
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Blue Heaven
Is Tory Government Siphoning Off Public Funds in Guise of Spending Cuts to Build Space Station Haven? ‘Blue Heaven’ Project to Provide Top Tories with Luxury Refuge After Trashing UK.
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New Year Dishonours
Let’s start the new year with a long overdue editorial. Although, I have to say that right...
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Nude Labour
Political Storm Over Tabloid Claims About Corbyn’s ‘Disrespectful’ Pose in Labour Nude Charity Calender. Party Denies Allegations of Leader Using Poppy to Cover Privates in November Picture.
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Christmas Curse!
English Village Gripped by Fear Every Christmas as Non-Festive Residents Brutally Murdered by Mystery Assailant! Is ‘Christmastein Monster’ Responsible for Yule Themed Slayings?
Read MoreSuper Sized Terror
Police Announce Plans for Special Squads to Snatch Cakes, Chips and chocolate from Fat Women as Top Doctor Warns of Super Sized Terror Threat Posed by Female Obesity in UK.
Read MoreConspicuous Consumption
Chancellor Plans to Boost UK Manufacturing by Forcing Poor to Literally Consume Goods. Scheme to ‘Eat Deficit’ by Conspicuous Consumption Condemned by Economists and Medics Alike.
Read MoreEscape From Taliban
An all-singing, all-dancing extravaganza depicting the events surrounding the attack on the World Trade Centre and its aftermath, this movie represents Bollywood’s take on the War on Terror.
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Winterval Appeal
It seems an opportune moment both to launch our annual appeal and to reaffirm our commitment to...
Read MoreCode Brown
Jihadist group ISIS have claimed responsibility for the huge turd which recently brought Brussels to a standstill. Belgian authorities declare ‘Code Brown’ as Jihadist ‘Shit to Kill’ tactics hit Metro.
Read MoreHollywood Radicals
Hollywood Stars Declare War on ISIS in Retaliation for Terrorists Continued Failure to Acknowledge their Cultural Significance by Not Attacking Los Angeles. Claim latest Attacks in Paris Have Caused Extreme Trauma to their Egos.
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Breaking the Silence
Queen Accused of Breaking Wind During Two Minute Silence at Cenotaph. Royal Fart Widely Condemned as Disrespectful – Not Mention Noxious – to Britain’s War Dead and Military Veterans.
Read MoreReactionary Bullshit
I make it a rule never to argue with drunks. Not even when I’m drunk myself. But especially not when I’m sober – alcoholic intoxication impairs the ability to reason, which means that it is impossible to engage...
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