The Haunted Trousers
Are Man’s Trousers Haunted by Evil Spirit of Sex Offender? Exorcism Performed on Possessed Pantaloons Following Paranormal Phenomena in Groin Area, Including Ectoplasm and Bizarre Bulging!
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Corbyn’s Coven
Is Labour Leader Jeremy Corbyn High Priest of a Powerful Witches’ Coven? Astonishing Claims From Tory Back Bencher Who Alleges that Corbyn Plans to Destroy Britain Through Black Magic.
Read MoreKill the Poor
Does David Cameron’s ‘Assault on Poverty’ Herald the Violent Elimination of Britain’s Poor? Top Anti-Poverty Campaigner Claims Tories Planning Mass Murder of Benefits Claimants in Order to Eliminate Poverty.
Read MoreGoing Nuclear
Government announces plans to deploy UK’s nuclear deterrent against Islamic extremists with nuclear strike on Birmingham. Migrants and Scots Nationalists also identified as threats to UK security and targeted with nuclear missiles.
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Animal Passions
Following ‘Pig Gate’, more animals come forward to claim sexual abuse at hands of senior Tories. Allegations that high level bestiality ring centered on South London city farm suppressed RSPCA investigations.
Read MoreAbbott and Costello Meet Sherlock Holmes
Having finally laid to rest their classic horror monsters by pitching them against Abbott and Costello in a series of cheap B-movies, Universal Pictures, desperate to prop up the dire duo’s film career, turned their attention to another of their best loved franchises – Sherlock Holmes.
Read MoreBad Weather
Is main bidder for BBC weather forecasting contract involved in manipulating weather to fix outcome of sporting events for shady Far Eastern betting syndicates? Amazing claims made by investigative journalist!
Read MoreHate! Hate! Hate!
Hate! Hate! Hate! It’s what fuels Britain’s media, you know. There always has to be someone to hate and loathe. Someone to blame all of your problems on. Someone who, you know, isn’t like us. Because that means...
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Erotic Apocalypse
Experts warn of ‘erotic apocalypse’ if public given access to recently uncovered ancient pornography. UK government seeks to suppress addictive classical smut amid fears that its potency could destroy civilisation.
Read MoreThe Thrill Seekers
Inspired by Calais refugees, thrill seeking British tourists walking through Channel Tunnel for holidays in France! New craze sees jaded UK tourists sailing to Greek resorts on refugee rafts!
Read MoreRogue Reapers
Have Experimental Autonomous Killer Drones Gone Rogue in UK? Government Denies Series of Attacks on Asian Businesses and 4×4 Dealerships Down to ‘Rogue Reapers’.
Read MoreSpeaking Ill of the Dead
Outrage as local newspaper obituary describes deceased as ‘utter bastard with no redeeming features’, instead of ‘local character and loving husband’.
Read MoreLong Live the Queen!
Is spare part surgery keeping the Queen and Prince Philip alive? Journalist claims dead royals ‘stripped for spares’ as Royal couple bid to outlive Prince Charles and prevent his accession to throne.
Read MoreWinds of Change
Britons to be Banned from Sniffing Own Farts under new Legislation Cracking Down on Legal Highs. Warnings From Experts that Low Quality Imported Farts Could be Responsible for Serious Illnesses and even Deaths Among Fart Sniffing Clubbers.
Read MoreDogs on Drugs
Another attempt to recreate the Italian exploitation movie formula in the UK, ‘Dogs on Drugs’ presents the tale of a town’s pet dogs getting a dose of hallucinogenic drugs and turning homicidal.
Read MoreLet’s Get Offended!
Let’s all get offended. After all, it’s all that anyone ever does on the web these days. Social media is just full of people wailing about how something they’ve seen, heard or read has deeply offended them....
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