Rogue Reapers
Have Experimental Autonomous Killer Drones Gone Rogue in UK? Government Denies Series of Attacks on Asian Businesses and 4×4 Dealerships Down to ‘Rogue Reapers’.
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Speaking Ill of the Dead
Outrage as local newspaper obituary describes deceased as ‘utter bastard with no redeeming features’, instead of ‘local character and loving husband’.
Read MoreLong Live the Queen!
Is spare part surgery keeping the Queen and Prince Philip alive? Journalist claims dead royals ‘stripped for spares’ as Royal couple bid to outlive Prince Charles and prevent his accession to throne.
Read MoreWinds of Change
Britons to be Banned from Sniffing Own Farts under new Legislation Cracking Down on Legal Highs. Warnings From Experts that Low Quality Imported Farts Could be Responsible for Serious Illnesses and even Deaths Among Fart Sniffing Clubbers.
Read MoreDogs on Drugs
Another attempt to recreate the Italian exploitation movie formula in the UK, ‘Dogs on Drugs’ presents the tale of a town’s pet dogs getting a dose of hallucinogenic drugs and turning homicidal.
Read MoreLet’s Get Offended!
Let’s all get offended. After all, it’s all that anyone ever does on the web these days. Social media is just full of people wailing about how something they’ve seen, heard or read has deeply offended them....
Read MoreConspiracy of the Insignificant
Bilderberg is not the only conspiracy, claims journalist. What is secret of mystery group which meets at budget hotels? Is there a ‘Conspiracy of the Insignificant’?
Read MoreTitanic Conspiracy
Did Titanic Really Sink in 1912? Conspiracy Theorist Sensationally Claims that Liner Still Afloat and Hosting Cabal of Immortal Celebrities Who Faked Own Deaths!
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Frozen Assets
Tory scheme to cryogenically freeze long-term unemployed to save of benefits payments exposed! Government plans to thaw out frozen assets as required by state of economy!
Read MoreSave Our Smut
Is internet porn the new front line in the battle for press freedom? Campaigners urge web users to download more filth from the net to frustrate Tory plans to restrict access to on lime pornography!
Read MoreSuper Sex Fiends
Were Notorious Sex Fiends Jimmy Savile and Rolf Harris the Result of Secret British Government Experiments? Top Scientist Claims Pair’s Super Powers Allowed Them to Offend on Unprecedented Scale!
Read MoreEastern Evil
Are Eastern European Immigrants Vampires and Werewolves Literally Draining UK’s Lifeblood? Extraordinary UKIP Claims on Eve of General Election!
Read MoreBad Business
Businessmen – what a bunch of bastards, eh? Yeah, that’s right, I’m dissing businessmen, in fact, I’m being anti-business. Heresy, I know, in today’s political climate where we’re all meant to worship at the feet of the great god of commerce, but the fact is that businessmen and their businesses are no good.
Read MoreMachine Politics
Are Britain’s Political Leaders Robots Dedicated to Destruction of Mankind? Top Tech Writer Claims Machine Politics of Tories Dehumanising Population in Readiness for Total Robot Takeover!
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I’m Blacking Britain!
Protest Group ‘Blacks Up’ UKIP Leader – Political Sabotage or Attempt to Challenge Perceptions of Race? Blacking Up Britain Group Claims to be Fighting Prejudice by Confronting Racists in Black Face.
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Dimensional Deficit
Do Tory Plans to Use Large Hadron Collider to Shift UK into Deficit-Free Dimension Threaten Fabric of Reality? Scientist Warns Experiment Could Unleash Hordes of Extra-Dimensional Monsters onto Britain’s Streets.
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