Bad Weather
Is main bidder for BBC weather forecasting contract involved in manipulating weather to fix outcome of sporting events for shady Far Eastern betting syndicates? Amazing claims made by investigative journalist!
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Hate! Hate! Hate!
Hate! Hate! Hate! It’s what fuels Britain’s media, you know. There always has to be someone to hate and loathe. Someone to blame all of your problems on. Someone who, you know, isn’t like us. Because that means...
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Erotic Apocalypse
Experts warn of ‘erotic apocalypse’ if public given access to recently uncovered ancient pornography. UK government seeks to suppress addictive classical smut amid fears that its potency could destroy civilisation.
Read MoreThe Thrill Seekers
Inspired by Calais refugees, thrill seeking British tourists walking through Channel Tunnel for holidays in France! New craze sees jaded UK tourists sailing to Greek resorts on refugee rafts!
Read MoreRogue Reapers
Have Experimental Autonomous Killer Drones Gone Rogue in UK? Government Denies Series of Attacks on Asian Businesses and 4×4 Dealerships Down to ‘Rogue Reapers’.
Read MoreSpeaking Ill of the Dead
Outrage as local newspaper obituary describes deceased as ‘utter bastard with no redeeming features’, instead of ‘local character and loving husband’.
Read MoreLong Live the Queen!
Is spare part surgery keeping the Queen and Prince Philip alive? Journalist claims dead royals ‘stripped for spares’ as Royal couple bid to outlive Prince Charles and prevent his accession to throne.
Read MoreWinds of Change
Britons to be Banned from Sniffing Own Farts under new Legislation Cracking Down on Legal Highs. Warnings From Experts that Low Quality Imported Farts Could be Responsible for Serious Illnesses and even Deaths Among Fart Sniffing Clubbers.
Read MoreDogs on Drugs
Another attempt to recreate the Italian exploitation movie formula in the UK, ‘Dogs on Drugs’ presents the tale of a town’s pet dogs getting a dose of hallucinogenic drugs and turning homicidal.
Read MoreLet’s Get Offended!
Let’s all get offended. After all, it’s all that anyone ever does on the web these days. Social media is just full of people wailing about how something they’ve seen, heard or read has deeply offended them....
Read MoreConspiracy of the Insignificant
Bilderberg is not the only conspiracy, claims journalist. What is secret of mystery group which meets at budget hotels? Is there a ‘Conspiracy of the Insignificant’?
Read MoreTitanic Conspiracy
Did Titanic Really Sink in 1912? Conspiracy Theorist Sensationally Claims that Liner Still Afloat and Hosting Cabal of Immortal Celebrities Who Faked Own Deaths!
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Frozen Assets
Tory scheme to cryogenically freeze long-term unemployed to save of benefits payments exposed! Government plans to thaw out frozen assets as required by state of economy!
Read MoreSave Our Smut
Is internet porn the new front line in the battle for press freedom? Campaigners urge web users to download more filth from the net to frustrate Tory plans to restrict access to on lime pornography!
Read MoreSuper Sex Fiends
Were Notorious Sex Fiends Jimmy Savile and Rolf Harris the Result of Secret British Government Experiments? Top Scientist Claims Pair’s Super Powers Allowed Them to Offend on Unprecedented Scale!
Read MoreEastern Evil
Are Eastern European Immigrants Vampires and Werewolves Literally Draining UK’s Lifeblood? Extraordinary UKIP Claims on Eve of General Election!
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