Conspiracy of the Insignificant
Bilderberg is not the only conspiracy, claims journalist. What is secret of mystery group which meets at budget hotels? Is there a ‘Conspiracy of the Insignificant’?
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Titanic Conspiracy
Did Titanic Really Sink in 1912? Conspiracy Theorist Sensationally Claims that Liner Still Afloat and Hosting Cabal of Immortal Celebrities Who Faked Own Deaths!
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Frozen Assets
Tory scheme to cryogenically freeze long-term unemployed to save of benefits payments exposed! Government plans to thaw out frozen assets as required by state of economy!
Read MoreSave Our Smut
Is internet porn the new front line in the battle for press freedom? Campaigners urge web users to download more filth from the net to frustrate Tory plans to restrict access to on lime pornography!
Read MoreSuper Sex Fiends
Were Notorious Sex Fiends Jimmy Savile and Rolf Harris the Result of Secret British Government Experiments? Top Scientist Claims Pair’s Super Powers Allowed Them to Offend on Unprecedented Scale!
Read MoreEastern Evil
Are Eastern European Immigrants Vampires and Werewolves Literally Draining UK’s Lifeblood? Extraordinary UKIP Claims on Eve of General Election!
Read MoreBad Business
Businessmen – what a bunch of bastards, eh? Yeah, that’s right, I’m dissing businessmen, in fact, I’m being anti-business. Heresy, I know, in today’s political climate where we’re all meant to worship at the feet of the great god of commerce, but the fact is that businessmen and their businesses are no good.
Read MoreMachine Politics
Are Britain’s Political Leaders Robots Dedicated to Destruction of Mankind? Top Tech Writer Claims Machine Politics of Tories Dehumanising Population in Readiness for Total Robot Takeover!
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I’m Blacking Britain!
Protest Group ‘Blacks Up’ UKIP Leader – Political Sabotage or Attempt to Challenge Perceptions of Race? Blacking Up Britain Group Claims to be Fighting Prejudice by Confronting Racists in Black Face.
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Dimensional Deficit
Do Tory Plans to Use Large Hadron Collider to Shift UK into Deficit-Free Dimension Threaten Fabric of Reality? Scientist Warns Experiment Could Unleash Hordes of Extra-Dimensional Monsters onto Britain’s Streets.
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Illegal Aliens
Is the appearance of a number of mysterious domed installations linked to a rise in political extremism in the UK? Startling Claims that Right-Wing Anti-Immigration Extremists Are Actually Alien Invaders!
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Mullahs From Space
UKIP Candidate Sensationally Claims Muslims are Alien Invaders From Outer Space! Are Mosques Really Flying Saucers in Disguise? Are Giant Mullahs From Space About to Destroy Britain’s Cities?
Read MoreBad Memories
Has Trauma of Sex Crimes Committed by Seventies TV Personalities Driven Their Former Fans to Crime? Defendants in Series of Violent Crimes Blame Rolf Harris and Jimmy Savile for Tainting Their Childhood Memories!
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Sex Machina
Advanced Sex Robot Sensationally Accuses Man of Rape! Incredible Scenes at Old Bailey as Court Deliberates Whether a Sentient Machine can Withhold Consent!
Read MorePeado Finder General
Seventies Children’s TV Stars Terrorised by Peado Finder General. Government Denies New Anti-Child Abuse Initiative is Publicity Stunt Masquerading as Policy.
Read MoreAll Compassion Spent
With a general election due in just a few months, I’d like you all to ask yourselves, what kind of society do we want to live in? One where the most needy are vilified and treated with contempt, or one where we care for our sick and needy through public services devoted to the greater good?
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