Illegal Aliens
Is the appearance of a number of mysterious domed installations linked to a rise in political extremism in the UK? Startling Claims that Right-Wing Anti-Immigration Extremists Are Actually Alien Invaders!
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Author: docsleaze
Mullahs From Space
UKIP Candidate Sensationally Claims Muslims are Alien Invaders From Outer Space! Are Mosques Really Flying Saucers in Disguise? Are Giant Mullahs From Space About to Destroy Britain’s Cities?
Read MoreBad Memories
Has Trauma of Sex Crimes Committed by Seventies TV Personalities Driven Their Former Fans to Crime? Defendants in Series of Violent Crimes Blame Rolf Harris and Jimmy Savile for Tainting Their Childhood Memories!
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Sex Machina
Advanced Sex Robot Sensationally Accuses Man of Rape! Incredible Scenes at Old Bailey as Court Deliberates Whether a Sentient Machine can Withhold Consent!
Read MorePeado Finder General
Seventies Children’s TV Stars Terrorised by Peado Finder General. Government Denies New Anti-Child Abuse Initiative is Publicity Stunt Masquerading as Policy.
Read MoreAll Compassion Spent
With a general election due in just a few months, I’d like you all to ask yourselves, what kind of society do we want to live in? One where the most needy are vilified and treated with contempt, or one where we care for our sick and needy through public services devoted to the greater good?
Read MoreEnter the Sexecutioner
Shocking New Videos Show Masked ‘Sexecutioner’ Sexually Assaulting Captured ISIS Fighters in Retaliation for Islamic State Executions of Western Hostages. Identity of Masked Avenger a Mystery!
Read MoreThe Conspiracy Man
Top Conspiracy Theorist Rocked by Revelation that he May be a Fabrication. Fears That he is Actually a Deep Cover Establishment Operative Conducting False Flag Operations and Spreading Disinformation.
Read MoreWhat Lies Beneath
Were UK’s Recent Earthquakes Caused by the Mole Men? Rogue Geologist Claims Underground Dwellers Retaliating for Damage Caused by Fracking. Press Fears Mole Men Activities Could Depress House Prices.
Read MoreHis Finest Hour?
Was Winston Churchill Really a Flatulent, Drunken Womaniser and UK’s Worst Prime Minister? Controversial Historian Claims Churchill Spent War in a Brothel While Doubles Inspired Nation to Victory!
Read MoreDaily Nudes No More?
British Tabloid Axes Topless Page Three Girls in Face of Competition From Free Online Porn. Admits There Are Insufficient Numbers of Technologically Illiterate Perverts to Justify Continuation of Fixture.
Read MoreUncanny Sex Men
Has the US deployed a team of top secret super powered porn stars against terrorists and rogue states? Incredible Claims that Top Secret Covert Military Project Financed by US Adult Film Industry!
Read MoreA Hundred Years on Benefits
Government Fears that Increased Longevity Could Result in Centenarian Dole Scroungers Undermining Economy. Plans Policies to Ensure Increased Life Expectancy Restricted to White Middle Class People.
Read MoreNothing is Real
Everything you see in the media is faked, manufactured by those mysterious ‘powers that be’ in pursuit of their sinister and secretive agenda. At least, that’s what those crackpot conspiracy theorists I highlighted in an earlier editorial would have us all believe.
Read MoreInhuman Bondage
Did UK Government Outsource Torture of Terror Suspects to S and M Dungeons and Bondage Parlours? Ex-Spy Claims References to UK Sex Industry Involvement in Torture Redacted From Senate Report!
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An Austerity Xmas
Is Iain Duncan Smith Imposing Standard ‘Austerity Christmas’ on Benefits Claimants? Incredible Claims of Work and Pensions Secretary Stealing ;Excessive’ Presents and Destroying ‘Too Extravagant’ Decorations!
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