Enter the Sexecutioner
Shocking New Videos Show Masked ‘Sexecutioner’ Sexually Assaulting Captured ISIS Fighters in Retaliation for Islamic State Executions of Western Hostages. Identity of Masked Avenger a Mystery!
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The Conspiracy Man
Top Conspiracy Theorist Rocked by Revelation that he May be a Fabrication. Fears That he is Actually a Deep Cover Establishment Operative Conducting False Flag Operations and Spreading Disinformation.
Read MoreWhat Lies Beneath
Were UK’s Recent Earthquakes Caused by the Mole Men? Rogue Geologist Claims Underground Dwellers Retaliating for Damage Caused by Fracking. Press Fears Mole Men Activities Could Depress House Prices.
Read MoreHis Finest Hour?
Was Winston Churchill Really a Flatulent, Drunken Womaniser and UK’s Worst Prime Minister? Controversial Historian Claims Churchill Spent War in a Brothel While Doubles Inspired Nation to Victory!
Read MoreDaily Nudes No More?
British Tabloid Axes Topless Page Three Girls in Face of Competition From Free Online Porn. Admits There Are Insufficient Numbers of Technologically Illiterate Perverts to Justify Continuation of Fixture.
Read MoreUncanny Sex Men
Has the US deployed a team of top secret super powered porn stars against terrorists and rogue states? Incredible Claims that Top Secret Covert Military Project Financed by US Adult Film Industry!
Read MoreA Hundred Years on Benefits
Government Fears that Increased Longevity Could Result in Centenarian Dole Scroungers Undermining Economy. Plans Policies to Ensure Increased Life Expectancy Restricted to White Middle Class People.
Read MoreNothing is Real
Everything you see in the media is faked, manufactured by those mysterious ‘powers that be’ in pursuit of their sinister and secretive agenda. At least, that’s what those crackpot conspiracy theorists I highlighted in an earlier editorial would have us all believe.
Read MoreInhuman Bondage
Did UK Government Outsource Torture of Terror Suspects to S and M Dungeons and Bondage Parlours? Ex-Spy Claims References to UK Sex Industry Involvement in Torture Redacted From Senate Report!
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An Austerity Xmas
Is Iain Duncan Smith Imposing Standard ‘Austerity Christmas’ on Benefits Claimants? Incredible Claims of Work and Pensions Secretary Stealing ;Excessive’ Presents and Destroying ‘Too Extravagant’ Decorations!
Read MoreSlim The Ebola Way
Controversial Medic’s Use of Ebola as Slimming Agent for Celebrity Clients Condemned by Experts. Allegations that West African Aid Effort Being Hampered by Celebrities Seeking Rapid Weight Loss.
Read MoreSave Our Celebrities!
Taxing Times as Britain’s Celebrities Strike Back Against Oppressive ‘Mansion Tax’. Celebrity Riots and Strike Action Predicted as Rich and Famous March in Protest at Threats to their Wealth and Privilege!
Read MoreCollateral Damage
Did Combat Trauma Cause Ex-Soldier’s Deadly Gun Attack on Neighbours’ Guy Fawkes Party ? Claims Fireworks Caused Flashback to Afghanistan. Did Supernatural Trauma Cause Drunk’s Attack on Trick or Treaters? Claims Costumes Caused Flashback to Transylvania Monster Attack.
Read MoreFeeling Uncharitable
The idea that just because something is for charity, you can get away with serving up any old shit, seems to be prevalent amongst celebrities these days. It displays an incredibly patronising attitude on the part of the participating celebrities- if you want us to donate money, then at least have the decency to put some effort into entertaining us.
Read MoreEating Poverty
Are Benefits Cuts Forcing Britain’s Poor into Cannibalism? Campaigner Makes Shocking Claim After Resident of Welsh Homeless Hostel Caught Eating Neighbour!
Read MoreRoyal Baby Snatchers
Is Kate Middleton’s Pregnancy Faked to Distract Public From Global Crises? Incredible Claims that Working Class Children Abducted to Provide ‘Royal Babies’!
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