Is there some kind of ‘dark web’ of celebrity naked picture sharing? Do they happily swap nude pictures, marvelling at how perfect they are and how this is another privilege bestowed by fame: the exclusive opportunity to see Scarlet Johansson’s knockers or Brad Pitt’s cock in all its alleged glory?
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Have Muslim Extremists Sought Supernatural Assistance from Ancient Egyptian Goddess to Conquer Iraq? Did Hitler Invoke Cult of Isis to Send Living Mummys Against Red Army? Historian’s Bizarre Claims Provoke Outrage!
Read MoreWere the Nazis Really the Good Guys? Were the Allied Leaders Really Child Sacrificing Satanists? Top Conspiracy Theorist Claims Conventional History a Deception to Conceal Incredible Truth!
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Does New Data Retention and Investigatory Powers Act Give Cabinet Ministers Right to Personally Invade Your Home and Go Through Your Underwear? Numerous Reports of David Cameron, William Hague and George Osborne Breaking into Private Houses!
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Plans Drawn up for Swiss Celebrity Euthanasia Clinics Following Rejection of Calls for Cull of Micro-Celebrities Created by TV Reality and Talent Shows! Fears that Growing Numbers of Z-Listers Will Overwhelm UK’s Delicate Celebrity Ecosystem!
Read MoreIt really feels as if the fabric of our so-called reality has finally been pulled asunder to reveal that we’re actually living in some kind of conspiracy theory where every public figure is actually a depraved sex offender protected by the establishment. The only people who seem to be happy about the current situation are the conspiracy theorists themselves who, after decades of being ridiculed as cranks, are now running around shouting ‘We told you so!’.
Read MoreCensorship or Therapy? New Technology Promises TV Viewers Ability to Exercise Their ‘Right to Forget’ Traumatic Memories of Rolf Harris and Jimmy Savile!
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Plans to use Crowd Funding to Finance Violent Overthrow of UK Government Condemned by Veteran Activists as Gentrification of Revolutionary Activity! Claim it is Ultimate Sell Out of Values by Left!
Read MoreAs New Nazi Concentration Camp Comedy is Condemned as Tasteless by Critics, we Look at Those Other Sitcoms Which Have Crossed the Lines of Taste and Decency by Featuring African Dictators, Sexual Perversion and Racial Bigotry!
Read MoreBBC Inundated with Complaints Following Broadcast of Springwatch’s ‘Dogging Special’! Viewers Outraged by Bill Oddie’s Commentary as Hidden Cameras Film Outdoor Illicit Sex Romps in Berkshire Lay-By!
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UKIP Leader’s Doppelganger Tells of How he Deceived Press to Deflect Establishment Attempts to Embarrass Nigel Farage! True Story of UKIP’s Daring Election Strategy Revealed!
Read MoreAnti-Immigration Parties Accused of Importing Dangerous Eastern European Criminals to Terrorise Electorate and Reinforce Racist Stereotypes of Immigrants in Chase for Votes!
Read MoreThe past few months have made me painfully aware of the fact that I’m not getting younger – aches, pains, niggling illnesses which take longer and longer to get over and increasingly frequent health scares – so I’ve...
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