Right is Wrong
Were the Nazis Really the Good Guys? Were the Allied Leaders Really Child Sacrificing Satanists? Top Conspiracy Theorist Claims Conventional History a Deception to Conceal Incredible Truth!
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Taking Liberties
Does New Data Retention and Investigatory Powers Act Give Cabinet Ministers Right to Personally Invade Your Home and Go Through Your Underwear? Numerous Reports of David Cameron, William Hague and George Osborne Breaking into Private Houses!
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Suicide Celebrities
Plans Drawn up for Swiss Celebrity Euthanasia Clinics Following Rejection of Calls for Cull of Micro-Celebrities Created by TV Reality and Talent Shows! Fears that Growing Numbers of Z-Listers Will Overwhelm UK’s Delicate Celebrity Ecosystem!
Read MoreCrackpot Conspiracies
It really feels as if the fabric of our so-called reality has finally been pulled asunder to reveal that we’re actually living in some kind of conspiracy theory where every public figure is actually a depraved sex offender protected by the establishment. The only people who seem to be happy about the current situation are the conspiracy theorists themselves who, after decades of being ridiculed as cranks, are now running around shouting ‘We told you so!’.
Read MoreRight to Forget
Censorship or Therapy? New Technology Promises TV Viewers Ability to Exercise Their ‘Right to Forget’ Traumatic Memories of Rolf Harris and Jimmy Savile!
Read MoreCelebrity Sex Crimes
Did Rolf Harris Sexually Harass The Queen During Portrait Sitting? Did Jimmy Savile Have ‘Rape Robot’ Constructed to Remotely Molest Victims? More Shocking Revelations About Britain’s Top Two Sex Offenders!
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Kickstart the Revolution
Plans to use Crowd Funding to Finance Violent Overthrow of UK Government Condemned by Veteran Activists as Gentrification of Revolutionary Activity! Claim it is Ultimate Sell Out of Values by Left!
Read MoreBlack Comedy
As New Nazi Concentration Camp Comedy is Condemned as Tasteless by Critics, we Look at Those Other Sitcoms Which Have Crossed the Lines of Taste and Decency by Featuring African Dictators, Sexual Perversion and Racial Bigotry!
Read MoreDogging Watch
BBC Inundated with Complaints Following Broadcast of Springwatch’s ‘Dogging Special’! Viewers Outraged by Bill Oddie’s Commentary as Hidden Cameras Film Outdoor Illicit Sex Romps in Berkshire Lay-By!
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I Was Farage’s Double!
UKIP Leader’s Doppelganger Tells of How he Deceived Press to Deflect Establishment Attempts to Embarrass Nigel Farage! True Story of UKIP’s Daring Election Strategy Revealed!
Read MoreRace for Votes
Anti-Immigration Parties Accused of Importing Dangerous Eastern European Criminals to Terrorise Electorate and Reinforce Racist Stereotypes of Immigrants in Chase for Votes!
Read MoreForeign Influence
The past few months have made me painfully aware of the fact that I’m not getting younger – aches, pains, niggling illnesses which take longer and longer to get over and increasingly frequent health scares – so I’ve...
Read MoreStolen Lives?
Web Users Face Copyright Threats After Claims Their Lives are Too Similar to Those of Celebrities! Is Google’s New ‘Life ID’ System Being Abused by Shady Digital Rights Collection Agencies?
Read MoreCounter Crop World
Do Crop Circles Herald Invasion of Mirror People From a Counter Earth? Top Conspiracy Theorist Claims Upsurge in Evil due to Replacement of Leading Politicians, Bankers and Celebrities With Evil Counterparts!
Read MoreKilling for Fame
Tabloid’s Serial Killer Themed Competition Condemned by Police! Readers Offered Chance to Win Myra Hindley’s Grave-Robbed Body Parts for Naming Celebrity Most Likely to Be Murdered by a Serial Killer!
Read MoreFlight of Fancy
Is Notorious Prankster Behind Disappearance of Malaysian Airways Flight MH370? Police Search Garage and Garden Shed of Maidenhead Practical Joker After Tip-Off That Hijacked Passengers Sold into Slavery at Local Chinese Restaurants!
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