Panic at X Factor as Producers Hold Seances to Try and Contact Simon Cowell after Judge Vanishes Following Exorcism at His Mansion! Has Supercilious Pop Impresario Been Exorcised by Mistake, or Kidnapped by Evil Spirits?
Read MoreDoes Saying Jimmy Savile’s Name Five Times Summon Sex Offender’s Ghost? Fears that Britain’s Youth Putting Themselves in Supernatural Sex Peril as Dangerous Halloween Craze Sweeps Nation!
Read MoreWorkfare Takes Sinister Turn as Benefits Claimants Forced onto Placement with Overseas Aid Charity Taken Hostage by ISIS! Unemployed Must Choose Between Losing Benefits or Losing Heads to Islamic Extremists!
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Government in Disarray as Stolen Nude Photos of Top Tory Ministers Released Online! Identity of Hackers Behind Naked Tory Scandal a Mystery – Muslim Extremists Suspected!
Read MoreGovernment Rocked by Witchcraft Allegations After Cameron Accused of Using Black Magic to Influence Scottish Independence Referendum! Claims that British Politics Rife with Witches!
Read MoreHas Government Deliberately Sabotaged ‘Better Together’ Campaign? Allegations of Plans for Mass Deportations of Scots in England Following ‘Yes’ Vote to Create Jobs for the English, Cut Welfare and Reduce Crime!
Read MoreIs there some kind of ‘dark web’ of celebrity naked picture sharing? Do they happily swap nude pictures, marvelling at how perfect they are and how this is another privilege bestowed by fame: the exclusive opportunity to see Scarlet Johansson’s knockers or Brad Pitt’s cock in all its alleged glory?
Read MoreAid Worker Claims West African Ebola Outbreak a Fake! Alleges Global Scientific Community is Actually Covering Up Plague of Zombies!
Read MoreWas Jimmy Savile actually Jack the Ripper? Tabloid Claims Former Radio One DJ Used Time Machine to Become Britain’s Most Notorious Sex Killer!
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Have Muslim Extremists Sought Supernatural Assistance from Ancient Egyptian Goddess to Conquer Iraq? Did Hitler Invoke Cult of Isis to Send Living Mummys Against Red Army? Historian’s Bizarre Claims Provoke Outrage!
Read MoreWere the Nazis Really the Good Guys? Were the Allied Leaders Really Child Sacrificing Satanists? Top Conspiracy Theorist Claims Conventional History a Deception to Conceal Incredible Truth!
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Does New Data Retention and Investigatory Powers Act Give Cabinet Ministers Right to Personally Invade Your Home and Go Through Your Underwear? Numerous Reports of David Cameron, William Hague and George Osborne Breaking into Private Houses!
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Plans Drawn up for Swiss Celebrity Euthanasia Clinics Following Rejection of Calls for Cull of Micro-Celebrities Created by TV Reality and Talent Shows! Fears that Growing Numbers of Z-Listers Will Overwhelm UK’s Delicate Celebrity Ecosystem!
Read MoreIt really feels as if the fabric of our so-called reality has finally been pulled asunder to reveal that we’re actually living in some kind of conspiracy theory where every public figure is actually a depraved sex offender protected by the establishment. The only people who seem to be happy about the current situation are the conspiracy theorists themselves who, after decades of being ridiculed as cranks, are now running around shouting ‘We told you so!’.
Read MoreCensorship or Therapy? New Technology Promises TV Viewers Ability to Exercise Their ‘Right to Forget’ Traumatic Memories of Rolf Harris and Jimmy Savile!
Read MoreDid Rolf Harris Sexually Harass The Queen During Portrait Sitting? Did Jimmy Savile Have ‘Rape Robot’ Constructed to Remotely Molest Victims? More Shocking Revelations About Britain’s Top Two Sex Offenders!
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