Author: docsleaze

Kickstart the Revolution

Plans to use Crowd Funding to Finance Violent Overthrow of UK Government Condemned by Veteran Activists as Gentrification of Revolutionary Activity! Claim it is Ultimate Sell Out of Values by Left!

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Black Comedy

As New Nazi Concentration Camp Comedy is Condemned as Tasteless by Critics, we Look at Those Other Sitcoms Which Have Crossed the Lines of Taste and Decency by Featuring African Dictators, Sexual Perversion and Racial Bigotry!

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Dogging Watch

BBC Inundated with Complaints Following Broadcast of Springwatch’s ‘Dogging Special’! Viewers Outraged by Bill Oddie’s Commentary as Hidden Cameras Film Outdoor Illicit Sex Romps in Berkshire Lay-By!

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I Was Farage’s Double!

UKIP Leader’s Doppelganger Tells of How he Deceived Press to Deflect Establishment Attempts to Embarrass Nigel Farage! True Story of UKIP’s Daring Election Strategy Revealed!

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Race for Votes

Anti-Immigration Parties Accused of Importing Dangerous Eastern European Criminals to Terrorise Electorate and Reinforce Racist Stereotypes of Immigrants in Chase for Votes!

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Foreign Influence

The past few months have made me painfully aware of the fact that I’m not getting younger – aches, pains, niggling illnesses which take longer and longer to get over and increasingly frequent health scares – so I’ve...

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Stolen Lives?

Web Users Face Copyright Threats After Claims Their Lives are Too Similar to Those of Celebrities! Is Google’s New ‘Life ID’ System Being Abused by Shady Digital Rights Collection Agencies?

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Counter Crop World

Do Crop Circles Herald Invasion of Mirror People From a Counter Earth? Top Conspiracy Theorist Claims Upsurge in Evil due to Replacement of Leading Politicians, Bankers and Celebrities With Evil Counterparts!

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Killing for Fame

Tabloid’s Serial Killer Themed Competition Condemned by Police! Readers Offered Chance to Win Myra Hindley’s Grave-Robbed Body Parts for Naming Celebrity Most Likely to Be Murdered by a Serial Killer!

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Flight of Fancy

Is Notorious Prankster Behind Disappearance of Malaysian Airways Flight MH370? Police Search Garage and Garden Shed of Maidenhead Practical Joker After Tip-Off That Hijacked Passengers Sold into Slavery at Local Chinese Restaurants!

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Rough Trade

Rent-Boys March on Parliament in Protest at Tory MP’s Use of Brazilian Male Escort. Accuse Tories of Being Unpatriotic, Insisting that ‘British Bottoms are Better’.

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Outrage Fatigue

Big bouncy breasts, shapely arses glowing from a good hard spanking and huge erect penises. Sorry, that’s just another blatant attempt by me to put this page to the top of Google’s search results for popular...

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Poking Putin

Britain’s New Ultimatum to Russia Over Ukraine: Withdraw From Crimea or Face Being Taken Roughly From Behind by William Hague! Does Resort to Sexual Assault Underline Britain’s Diplomatic Impotence?

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Looking Sexy

Civil and Women’s Rights Groups Condemn New Google Glass App Which Allows Users to See Women Naked! Simulated Nudity is Ultimate Objectification of Women, Claim Feminists!

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Comrade Vampire (Kremlin, 1975)

Another of those intriguing Soviet-made movies compromised by criminal dubbing, this is an ideologically sound horror movie with vampires representing nasty capitalist and Nazi elements of society, and the forces of order and good being represented by sound communists and members of the Red Army.

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The History Makers

Are Time Travelling Left Wing Academics From the Future Rewriting History to Discredit British Empire? Bonkers Education Secretary Micheal Gove Vows to Fight Revisionism With Conservative Time Machine!

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