Stolen Lives?
Web Users Face Copyright Threats After Claims Their Lives are Too Similar to Those of Celebrities! Is Google’s New ‘Life ID’ System Being Abused by Shady Digital Rights Collection Agencies?
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Counter Crop World
Do Crop Circles Herald Invasion of Mirror People From a Counter Earth? Top Conspiracy Theorist Claims Upsurge in Evil due to Replacement of Leading Politicians, Bankers and Celebrities With Evil Counterparts!
Read MoreKilling for Fame
Tabloid’s Serial Killer Themed Competition Condemned by Police! Readers Offered Chance to Win Myra Hindley’s Grave-Robbed Body Parts for Naming Celebrity Most Likely to Be Murdered by a Serial Killer!
Read MoreFlight of Fancy
Is Notorious Prankster Behind Disappearance of Malaysian Airways Flight MH370? Police Search Garage and Garden Shed of Maidenhead Practical Joker After Tip-Off That Hijacked Passengers Sold into Slavery at Local Chinese Restaurants!
Read MoreRough Trade
Rent-Boys March on Parliament in Protest at Tory MP’s Use of Brazilian Male Escort. Accuse Tories of Being Unpatriotic, Insisting that ‘British Bottoms are Better’.
Read MoreOutrage Fatigue
Big bouncy breasts, shapely arses glowing from a good hard spanking and huge erect penises. Sorry, that’s just another blatant attempt by me to put this page to the top of Google’s search results for popular...
Read MorePoking Putin
Britain’s New Ultimatum to Russia Over Ukraine: Withdraw From Crimea or Face Being Taken Roughly From Behind by William Hague! Does Resort to Sexual Assault Underline Britain’s Diplomatic Impotence?
Read MoreLooking Sexy
Civil and Women’s Rights Groups Condemn New Google Glass App Which Allows Users to See Women Naked! Simulated Nudity is Ultimate Objectification of Women, Claim Feminists!
Read MoreComrade Vampire (Kremlin, 1975)
Another of those intriguing Soviet-made movies compromised by criminal dubbing, this is an ideologically sound horror movie with vampires representing nasty capitalist and Nazi elements of society, and the forces of order and good being represented by sound communists and members of the Red Army.
Read MoreThe History Makers
Are Time Travelling Left Wing Academics From the Future Rewriting History to Discredit British Empire? Bonkers Education Secretary Micheal Gove Vows to Fight Revisionism With Conservative Time Machine!
Read MoreRaining Badgers
Is the flooding of the Somerset Levels the consequence of a botched attempt by the Department of the Environment to cull badgers in the West Country? Government responds to allegations by claiming floods are retaliation by angry badgers for earlier cull attempts!
Read MorePolitical Storm
David Cameron Forced to Flee Flood-hit Cornwall as Angry Villagers Threaten to Sacrifice Him to King Neptune in Order to Ensure Good Weather! Meanwhile Government Plans to Divert Flood Waters From Middle Class Home Counties to Labour-Voting Sink Estates.
Read MoreWho Gropes the Gropers?
Alleged Celebrity Sex Offenders Publicly and Brutally Groped by Sinister Black-Clad Figure! Uber-Pervert, Vigilante or Officially Sanctioned Avenger? Mystery Surrounds Identity and Intent of the Groper in Black!
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Crime Stopper
Osborne Takes Credit for Fall in Crime Figures – Does Cutting Police Spending Cut Crime? Claims that Police Behind Most Crime in Attempt to Justify Own Existence!
Read MoreWho’s The Daddy?
Which Celebrity Jailbirds Were the ‘Daddy’ When They Were Banged Up? Which Had the ‘Lower Berth’? Our In Depth Investigation Comes Up With Some Surprising Results!
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A Lovely War
Former Education Adviser Claims Left-Wing Historians Presenting Too Negative a View of Third Reich and World War Two! Are UK Children Being Taught Distorted Version of War?
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