Queen of Hearts
Is Her Majesty Luring Unsuspecting Commoners to Her Bedroom To Try and Satisfy Her Insatiable Sexual Appetites? Amazing Claims by Latest Palace Intruder!
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High Office
Was Maggie Thatcher a coke fiend? Former MP sensationally claims late Prime Minister’s success entirely down to drug use! Alleges her most successful policies result of Premier being off her face!
Read MoreAssange Exposed!
New TV Series Portraying Julian Assange’s Exile in Ecuador’s London Embassy as a Sitcom Accused of Trivialising Wikileaks Affair! Producer Claims He is Trying to Popularise Wikileaks Reveleations by Adding Much Needed Laughs!
Read MoreTuned In, Turned On
What TV Turns You On? New Academic Study Reveals The Programmes and Stars Most Likely to Get Viewers’ Watching With Their Trousers Down!
Read MoreJust Say No
Just say no. To celebrities, that is. Not drugs. Well, maybe you should say no to drugs as well but, personally, I don’t think that they are either as dangerous or addictive as celebrities. We hang on their every word,...
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Hollywood Ghost Buster
Meet the Man Who Exorcised a Top TV Star’s Private Parts, Battled Flesh Eating Celebrity Zombies and Staked Undead Entertainers! Hollywood’s Top Ghost Buster Speaks Exclusively to The Sleaze!
Read MorePlastic Girls
Top Tabloid Offers Readers’ Opportunity to Download and Print in 3-D Page Three Girls’ Breasts! Rival Responds With Offer for Readers to Print Out in Plastic Female Celebrities’ Private Parts!
Read MoreBlue Rapture
Top Tory Minister Believes Rapture Has Occurred! Those Left Behind – The Poor and Infirm – Are Sinners and Must be Punished in Order to Gain Redemption! Amazing Claims that Ian Duncan Smith’s Welfare Policy Influenced by Shady Christian Fundamentalist Group!
Read MoreCultural Disintegration
Is the latest wave of anti-Muslim violence in the UK the result of attempts by Eastern European immigrants to become culturally integrated? Bulgarian Students in Mosque Burning Campaign as They Try to Integrate With British Bigots!
Read MoreDirty Bomb
Cameron Plans Surgical Missile Strike Against Syrian Porn Industry! Prime Minister Claims Damascus-Based Servers Beaming Internet Porn ‘Dirty Bomb’ into UK Homes!
Read MoreSuffer the Children
Has UK Government Deployed Army of Convicted Child Sex Offenders, Led by Gary Glitter, to Fight Alien Invaders Disguised as Children? Incredible Claims as Prime Minister Forced to Recall Parliament in Face of Lurid Tabloid Headlines!
Read MoreMeaningless Babble
Editorial time again. As it is Summer and I’m on holiday, perhaps I should come up with something seasonably happy and light – full of goodwill and happiness. After all, I am happy at present, that happiness deriving primarily...
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Part Time Terror
Are Al Qeada’s Terror Operations Being Compromised by Reliance on Part-Timers? Allegations that New ‘Territorial Army of Terror’ Created as a Result of Spending Cuts Can only Mount Atrocities at Weekends!
Read MoreGive Us Our Daily Bread
Church of England’s New Pay Day Loan Service – Your Daily Bread – Under Scrutiny After Debtors Invoke Wrath of God After Missing Single Payment. Defaulters’ Houses Struck By Lightning, First Born Slain as Lender ‘Gets Biblical’.
Read MoreAdolf and Me (Sombrero International, 1969)
A frantic madcap comedy in which a Nazi war criminal’s desperate attempts to avoid detection by, amongst others, US and Israeli agents, are continually hampered by a zombified Adolf Hitler, Hermann Goering’s flatulent corpse and a deep freeze full of dead Nazis, this proved a massive hit in its native Mexico, but left the rest of the world slack-jawed with disbelief…
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