Is the flooding of the Somerset Levels the consequence of a botched attempt by the Department of the Environment to cull badgers in the West Country? Government responds to allegations by claiming floods are retaliation by angry badgers for earlier cull attempts!
Read MoreDavid Cameron Forced to Flee Flood-hit Cornwall as Angry Villagers Threaten to Sacrifice Him to King Neptune in Order to Ensure Good Weather! Meanwhile Government Plans to Divert Flood Waters From Middle Class Home Counties to Labour-Voting Sink Estates.
Read MoreAlleged Celebrity Sex Offenders Publicly and Brutally Groped by Sinister Black-Clad Figure! Uber-Pervert, Vigilante or Officially Sanctioned Avenger? Mystery Surrounds Identity and Intent of the Groper in Black!
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Osborne Takes Credit for Fall in Crime Figures – Does Cutting Police Spending Cut Crime? Claims that Police Behind Most Crime in Attempt to Justify Own Existence!
Read MoreWhich Celebrity Jailbirds Were the ‘Daddy’ When They Were Banged Up? Which Had the ‘Lower Berth’? Our In Depth Investigation Comes Up With Some Surprising Results!
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Former Education Adviser Claims Left-Wing Historians Presenting Too Negative a View of Third Reich and World War Two! Are UK Children Being Taught Distorted Version of War?
Read MoreIs Google’s Purchase of Robotics Firms Part of Plan to Remove ‘Human Factor’ From Web Search? Protests as Sinister Google-bots Start Appearing in People’s Homes to ‘Improve Web Experience’!
Read MoreSo, a New Year beckons and the old staggers to its end, exhausted and played out, with no surprises left to spring. Now is the time when we look back over the old year, seeing it, at last, in its entirety, all of its twists and...
Read MoreSanta Claus Accused of Engaging in Massive Illicit Surveillance Operation to Establish Naughtiness and Niceness of Gift Recipients! International Condemnation Follows North Pole Whistleblower’s Revelations!
Read MorePolice Raids on Branches of Tesco, Primark and Poundland Uncovers Modern Day Slavery. Top Cop Claims Net Closing on Shadowy ‘Workfare’ Organisation Behind Slave Ring!
Read MoreIs Her Majesty Luring Unsuspecting Commoners to Her Bedroom To Try and Satisfy Her Insatiable Sexual Appetites? Amazing Claims by Latest Palace Intruder!
Read MoreWas Maggie Thatcher a coke fiend? Former MP sensationally claims late Prime Minister’s success entirely down to drug use! Alleges her most successful policies result of Premier being off her face!
Read MoreNew TV Series Portraying Julian Assange’s Exile in Ecuador’s London Embassy as a Sitcom Accused of Trivialising Wikileaks Affair! Producer Claims He is Trying to Popularise Wikileaks Reveleations by Adding Much Needed Laughs!
Read MoreWhat TV Turns You On? New Academic Study Reveals The Programmes and Stars Most Likely to Get Viewers’ Watching With Their Trousers Down!
Read MoreJust say no. To celebrities, that is. Not drugs. Well, maybe you should say no to drugs as well but, personally, I don’t think that they are either as dangerous or addictive as celebrities. We hang on their every word,...
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Meet the Man Who Exorcised a Top TV Star’s Private Parts, Battled Flesh Eating Celebrity Zombies and Staked Undead Entertainers! Hollywood’s Top Ghost Buster Speaks Exclusively to The Sleaze!
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