Search Perfect
Is Google’s Purchase of Robotics Firms Part of Plan to Remove ‘Human Factor’ From Web Search? Protests as Sinister Google-bots Start Appearing in People’s Homes to ‘Improve Web Experience’!
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Objectionable Content
So, a New Year beckons and the old staggers to its end, exhausted and played out, with no surprises left to spring. Now is the time when we look back over the old year, seeing it, at last, in its entirety, all of its twists and...
Read MoreChristmas Confidential
Santa Claus Accused of Engaging in Massive Illicit Surveillance Operation to Establish Naughtiness and Niceness of Gift Recipients! International Condemnation Follows North Pole Whistleblower’s Revelations!
Read MoreWage Slaves
Police Raids on Branches of Tesco, Primark and Poundland Uncovers Modern Day Slavery. Top Cop Claims Net Closing on Shadowy ‘Workfare’ Organisation Behind Slave Ring!
Read MoreQueen of Hearts
Is Her Majesty Luring Unsuspecting Commoners to Her Bedroom To Try and Satisfy Her Insatiable Sexual Appetites? Amazing Claims by Latest Palace Intruder!
Read MoreHigh Office
Was Maggie Thatcher a coke fiend? Former MP sensationally claims late Prime Minister’s success entirely down to drug use! Alleges her most successful policies result of Premier being off her face!
Read MoreAssange Exposed!
New TV Series Portraying Julian Assange’s Exile in Ecuador’s London Embassy as a Sitcom Accused of Trivialising Wikileaks Affair! Producer Claims He is Trying to Popularise Wikileaks Reveleations by Adding Much Needed Laughs!
Read MoreTuned In, Turned On
What TV Turns You On? New Academic Study Reveals The Programmes and Stars Most Likely to Get Viewers’ Watching With Their Trousers Down!
Read MoreJust Say No
Just say no. To celebrities, that is. Not drugs. Well, maybe you should say no to drugs as well but, personally, I don’t think that they are either as dangerous or addictive as celebrities. We hang on their every word,...
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Hollywood Ghost Buster
Meet the Man Who Exorcised a Top TV Star’s Private Parts, Battled Flesh Eating Celebrity Zombies and Staked Undead Entertainers! Hollywood’s Top Ghost Buster Speaks Exclusively to The Sleaze!
Read MorePlastic Girls
Top Tabloid Offers Readers’ Opportunity to Download and Print in 3-D Page Three Girls’ Breasts! Rival Responds With Offer for Readers to Print Out in Plastic Female Celebrities’ Private Parts!
Read MoreBlue Rapture
Top Tory Minister Believes Rapture Has Occurred! Those Left Behind – The Poor and Infirm – Are Sinners and Must be Punished in Order to Gain Redemption! Amazing Claims that Ian Duncan Smith’s Welfare Policy Influenced by Shady Christian Fundamentalist Group!
Read MoreCultural Disintegration
Is the latest wave of anti-Muslim violence in the UK the result of attempts by Eastern European immigrants to become culturally integrated? Bulgarian Students in Mosque Burning Campaign as They Try to Integrate With British Bigots!
Read MoreDirty Bomb
Cameron Plans Surgical Missile Strike Against Syrian Porn Industry! Prime Minister Claims Damascus-Based Servers Beaming Internet Porn ‘Dirty Bomb’ into UK Homes!
Read MoreSuffer the Children
Has UK Government Deployed Army of Convicted Child Sex Offenders, Led by Gary Glitter, to Fight Alien Invaders Disguised as Children? Incredible Claims as Prime Minister Forced to Recall Parliament in Face of Lurid Tabloid Headlines!
Read MoreMeaningless Babble
Editorial time again. As it is Summer and I’m on holiday, perhaps I should come up with something seasonably happy and light – full of goodwill and happiness. After all, I am happy at present, that happiness deriving primarily...
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