Plastic Girls
Top Tabloid Offers Readers’ Opportunity to Download and Print in 3-D Page Three Girls’ Breasts! Rival Responds With Offer for Readers to Print Out in Plastic Female Celebrities’ Private Parts!
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Blue Rapture
Top Tory Minister Believes Rapture Has Occurred! Those Left Behind – The Poor and Infirm – Are Sinners and Must be Punished in Order to Gain Redemption! Amazing Claims that Ian Duncan Smith’s Welfare Policy Influenced by Shady Christian Fundamentalist Group!
Read MoreCultural Disintegration
Is the latest wave of anti-Muslim violence in the UK the result of attempts by Eastern European immigrants to become culturally integrated? Bulgarian Students in Mosque Burning Campaign as They Try to Integrate With British Bigots!
Read MoreDirty Bomb
Cameron Plans Surgical Missile Strike Against Syrian Porn Industry! Prime Minister Claims Damascus-Based Servers Beaming Internet Porn ‘Dirty Bomb’ into UK Homes!
Read MoreSuffer the Children
Has UK Government Deployed Army of Convicted Child Sex Offenders, Led by Gary Glitter, to Fight Alien Invaders Disguised as Children? Incredible Claims as Prime Minister Forced to Recall Parliament in Face of Lurid Tabloid Headlines!
Read MoreMeaningless Babble
Editorial time again. As it is Summer and I’m on holiday, perhaps I should come up with something seasonably happy and light – full of goodwill and happiness. After all, I am happy at present, that happiness deriving primarily...
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Part Time Terror
Are Al Qeada’s Terror Operations Being Compromised by Reliance on Part-Timers? Allegations that New ‘Territorial Army of Terror’ Created as a Result of Spending Cuts Can only Mount Atrocities at Weekends!
Read MoreGive Us Our Daily Bread
Church of England’s New Pay Day Loan Service – Your Daily Bread – Under Scrutiny After Debtors Invoke Wrath of God After Missing Single Payment. Defaulters’ Houses Struck By Lightning, First Born Slain as Lender ‘Gets Biblical’.
Read MoreAdolf and Me (Sombrero International, 1969)
A frantic madcap comedy in which a Nazi war criminal’s desperate attempts to avoid detection by, amongst others, US and Israeli agents, are continually hampered by a zombified Adolf Hitler, Hermann Goering’s flatulent corpse and a deep freeze full of dead Nazis, this proved a massive hit in its native Mexico, but left the rest of the world slack-jawed with disbelief…
Read MoreWho Dung It?
Who Dung It? Which Celebrity Was Responsible for Giant U-Blocker That Wrecked Glastonbury Festival’s VIP Toilets? Our In-Depth Investigation Names Names!
Read MoreBlack List!
Home Office Whistle Blower Claims UK Police Have Established Sophisticated Automatic Surveillance System Which Racially Profiles Targets! Alleges That Any Black Man Driving an Expensive Car Anywhere in UK Can be Stopped and Searched Within Minutes of Starting Engine!
Read MoreThey’re Listening!
Ssshhh! We’ll have to talk quietly – they’re listening, you know. Not just listening, but watching, too. Listening to our every word and watching our every move. Online, at least. It seems those conspiracy crackpots were right...
Read MorePorn to Rule
Why is UK Government Obsessed With Internet Porn? Does Online Filth Really Threaten to Undermine Britain’s Economy? Or do Tories Simply Want to Restrict Working Class Access to Free Smut?
Read MoreHave You Been Shagged By a Spy?
Have You Been Shagged by A Spy? We Tell you the Tell-Tale Signs to Look For in a Sexual Partner to Discern if You’ve Been Caught in an Intelligence Sex Trap!
Read MoreLove and War
Have uniform dating websites been infiltrated by jihadist terrorists? Fears are growing that UK-based Muslim fundamentalists have opened up a new front in their war against the West by using online dating services to target UK military personnel!
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