Part Time Terror
Are Al Qeada’s Terror Operations Being Compromised by Reliance on Part-Timers? Allegations that New ‘Territorial Army of Terror’ Created as a Result of Spending Cuts Can only Mount Atrocities at Weekends!
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Author: docsleaze
Give Us Our Daily Bread
Church of England’s New Pay Day Loan Service – Your Daily Bread – Under Scrutiny After Debtors Invoke Wrath of God After Missing Single Payment. Defaulters’ Houses Struck By Lightning, First Born Slain as Lender ‘Gets Biblical’.
Read MoreAdolf and Me (Sombrero International, 1969)
A frantic madcap comedy in which a Nazi war criminal’s desperate attempts to avoid detection by, amongst others, US and Israeli agents, are continually hampered by a zombified Adolf Hitler, Hermann Goering’s flatulent corpse and a deep freeze full of dead Nazis, this proved a massive hit in its native Mexico, but left the rest of the world slack-jawed with disbelief…
Read MoreWho Dung It?
Who Dung It? Which Celebrity Was Responsible for Giant U-Blocker That Wrecked Glastonbury Festival’s VIP Toilets? Our In-Depth Investigation Names Names!
Read MoreBlack List!
Home Office Whistle Blower Claims UK Police Have Established Sophisticated Automatic Surveillance System Which Racially Profiles Targets! Alleges That Any Black Man Driving an Expensive Car Anywhere in UK Can be Stopped and Searched Within Minutes of Starting Engine!
Read MoreThey’re Listening!
Ssshhh! We’ll have to talk quietly – they’re listening, you know. Not just listening, but watching, too. Listening to our every word and watching our every move. Online, at least. It seems those conspiracy crackpots were right...
Read MorePorn to Rule
Why is UK Government Obsessed With Internet Porn? Does Online Filth Really Threaten to Undermine Britain’s Economy? Or do Tories Simply Want to Restrict Working Class Access to Free Smut?
Read MoreHave You Been Shagged By a Spy?
Have You Been Shagged by A Spy? We Tell you the Tell-Tale Signs to Look For in a Sexual Partner to Discern if You’ve Been Caught in an Intelligence Sex Trap!
Read MoreLove and War
Have uniform dating websites been infiltrated by jihadist terrorists? Fears are growing that UK-based Muslim fundamentalists have opened up a new front in their war against the West by using online dating services to target UK military personnel!
Read MoreSend ‘Em Back!
English Defence League Councillor Calls For Dangerous Foreign Dog Breeds to be Repatriated in Wake of Pensioner Being Mauled to Death by German Shepherd. Alleges Afghan Hounds Being Radicalised by Rogue Jihadist Dog Trainers.
Read MoreBeing Evil
Has Google Indexed Reality? Astonishing Claims that Search Engine’s Latest ‘Reality Update’ has ‘De-Indexed’ Thousands of Individuals and Businesses Which Failed to Meet New ‘Quality’ Thresholds for Inclusion in Real World!
Read MoreAbattoir! (Cleaver, 2009) and Abattoir 2 (Cleaver/Swill Films, 2010)
DIRECTORS: NICK CUTLET/FRANK SWILL . RUNNING TIMES: 95 mins/83 mins. DVD: BRAZEN FILMS. PRICE: £10.99. CERT: 18. An attempt to answer the perennial question, ‘Is the horror movie dead?’, Abattoir! represented a bold riposte to...
Read MoreThe Bottom Line
Who Has the Most Spankable Bottom? Amid Fears that Ban on Corporal Punishment in Schools Could be Threatening UK’s Position as Europe’s Consensual Spanking Capital, We Ask You to Tell us Your Top Ten Most Spankable Celebrity Posteriors!
Read MoreNot Unusual?
Welsh Pensioner Claims Tom Jones Sexually Harassed Her Through TV Set in 1970s! Former Miner Alleges Sex Bomb From the Valleys’ Raw Masculinity Forced Him to Turn Gay! Celebrated Welsh Singer Latest Victim of Unsubstantiated Bizarre Sex Allegations!
Read MoreUnhealthy Competition
It’s probably a surprise to many of you that I’m still publishing stories here, let alone posting editorials. But the fact is, despite the catastrophic decline in traffic this year, (on top of the catastrophic declines in...
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