Pope a Go Go!
Pope Francis Shocks Vatican Establishment With Impromptu Jam Sessions and Karaoke Performances! Rock and Roll Pontiff Promises to Use Pop Culture to Take Message of Jesus to Modern Youth!
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The Devil’s Triangle
Does Area of South London Rival Bermuda Triangle for Mysterious Disappearances? Top Conspiracy Theorist’s Controversial New Book Claims Massive Cover Up of Vanishing Buses, Trains and Celebrities in Bermondsey Triangle!
Read MoreZero Double D
Did Al Qaeda Plot to Turn Thousands of Western Women into Unwitting Suicide Bombers with Exploding Breast Implants? Former Navy SEAL Makes Incredible Allegations in New Book!
Read MoreInteresting Times
Who’d have thought it, eh? All those times we said ‘I’m so hungry I could eat a horse’, it turned out that we had been, for years, as it turned out. But hey, I don’t know what people are complaining about – contrary to popular...
Read MoreHorsing Around
Former Tory Minister Claims Britain’s 2012 Olympic Success Result of Athletes Unwittingly Eating Horse Meat! Alleges Secret Policy to Introduce Horse into Working Class Diet Implemented in 1990s Following Humiliation of 1996 Olympics!
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Is Secret Sex Scandal Behind Pope’s Shock Resignation? Vatican Denies Wild Rumours of Porn Stashes, Jimmy Savile Connections and Nazi Scandals Amidst Allegations of Cover Ups!
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Outfoxing Boris
Call for Cull of Boris Johnson Following Claims that London Mayor has Bitten Off Child’s Finger in Nocturnal Attack! Mayor’s Office Denies Reports, Blames Urban Foxes for Plot Against Boris!
Read MoreCitizen Pain
Is government’s new citizenship test part of sinister right-wing plot to disenfranchise poor? Amazing allegations that Downing Street will make test compulsory for poor with those failing deported to offshore sweat shops!
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Dead Man’s Hand
Recipient of Pioneering Hand Transplant Claims to Have Received Hand of Sex Offender! Did Spirit of Hand’s Former Owner Force Him to Commit Sex Crimes?
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Turn Me On, Dead Man! (Mapatasi, 1986)
A film for conspiracy theorists everywhere, Turn Me On, Dead Man delves into the strange world of the ‘Paul is Dead’ conspiracists, who believe that Paul McCartney died in 1967 and was replaced by a double. The title of the film is apparently what you will hear if you were to play the White Album backwards…
Read MoreCriminal Class
Outrage as Fur Collars Felt in Police Crack Down on Posh Crime! Britain’s Wealthy and Privileged Claim Police Victimisation in Wake of Andrew Mitchell Affair!
Read MoreCelebrity Crime Time
Can you match the celebrity with the crime in our fabulous New Year competition? As ever more has-been celebrities are arrested for alleged sex offences, we invite our readers to point the finger themselves!
Read MoreNew Year Resolve
They say it is always better to give than to receive. Particularly if you are incarcerated in a prison cell with three burly men serving long sentences for sexual offences. It’s especially true of Christmas presents where, of...
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Cult of the Christmas Cock
Juvenile prank or symbol of a sinister new religious movement? Does the appearance of giant ‘snow penises’ across the UK herald arrival of bizarre sex cult?
Read MoreKill Santa!
Why are Father Christmases being murdered on the streets of Britain? Is Santa-obsessed serial killer on loose? Is Russian Mafia trying to replace Santa with Father Frost?
Read MoreHorror Tory
Is top Tory Lord actually a vampire? Former Conservative Party Treasurer threatens to sue over allegations of involvement in bloodsucking at 1970s girls’ reform school!
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