Head of State
Did David Cameron Use Severed Head of Lady Thatcher to Try and Turn Opponents to Stone? Downing Street Angrily Dismisses Bizarre Claims that Tories Plan Disembodied Head Worshipping ‘Cult of Thatcher’!
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Author: docsleaze
Who Killed Maggie Thatcher?
Who Killed Maggie Thatcher? Was Former PM Victim of Conspiracy to Cover Up Involvement of Establishment Figures in Jimmy Savile Sex Scandal? Political Commentator’s Bizarre Claims Condemned by Both Left and Right!
Read MoreNude Man Rises
Is a naked superhero cleaning up streets of Lewisham? Mayor and police in London Borough dismiss reports of Nude Man rescuing old ladies and shoppers from predatory beggars and charity collectors as hoax!
Read MoreBehind the Blue Door
Sex Secrets of the Tardis Revealed? Dr Who Fans Outraged as New Film Threatens to Blow the Lid on Long-Running Series’ Dirtiest Secrets!
Read MorePope a Go Go!
Pope Francis Shocks Vatican Establishment With Impromptu Jam Sessions and Karaoke Performances! Rock and Roll Pontiff Promises to Use Pop Culture to Take Message of Jesus to Modern Youth!
Read MoreThe Devil’s Triangle
Does Area of South London Rival Bermuda Triangle for Mysterious Disappearances? Top Conspiracy Theorist’s Controversial New Book Claims Massive Cover Up of Vanishing Buses, Trains and Celebrities in Bermondsey Triangle!
Read MoreZero Double D
Did Al Qaeda Plot to Turn Thousands of Western Women into Unwitting Suicide Bombers with Exploding Breast Implants? Former Navy SEAL Makes Incredible Allegations in New Book!
Read MoreInteresting Times
Who’d have thought it, eh? All those times we said ‘I’m so hungry I could eat a horse’, it turned out that we had been, for years, as it turned out. But hey, I don’t know what people are complaining about – contrary to popular...
Read MoreHorsing Around
Former Tory Minister Claims Britain’s 2012 Olympic Success Result of Athletes Unwittingly Eating Horse Meat! Alleges Secret Policy to Introduce Horse into Working Class Diet Implemented in 1990s Following Humiliation of 1996 Olympics!
Read MoreVatican Sex Scandal?
Is Secret Sex Scandal Behind Pope’s Shock Resignation? Vatican Denies Wild Rumours of Porn Stashes, Jimmy Savile Connections and Nazi Scandals Amidst Allegations of Cover Ups!
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Outfoxing Boris
Call for Cull of Boris Johnson Following Claims that London Mayor has Bitten Off Child’s Finger in Nocturnal Attack! Mayor’s Office Denies Reports, Blames Urban Foxes for Plot Against Boris!
Read MoreCitizen Pain
Is government’s new citizenship test part of sinister right-wing plot to disenfranchise poor? Amazing allegations that Downing Street will make test compulsory for poor with those failing deported to offshore sweat shops!
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Dead Man’s Hand
Recipient of Pioneering Hand Transplant Claims to Have Received Hand of Sex Offender! Did Spirit of Hand’s Former Owner Force Him to Commit Sex Crimes?
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Turn Me On, Dead Man! (Mapatasi, 1986)
A film for conspiracy theorists everywhere, Turn Me On, Dead Man delves into the strange world of the ‘Paul is Dead’ conspiracists, who believe that Paul McCartney died in 1967 and was replaced by a double. The title of the film is apparently what you will hear if you were to play the White Album backwards…
Read MoreCriminal Class
Outrage as Fur Collars Felt in Police Crack Down on Posh Crime! Britain’s Wealthy and Privileged Claim Police Victimisation in Wake of Andrew Mitchell Affair!
Read MoreCelebrity Crime Time
Can you match the celebrity with the crime in our fabulous New Year competition? As ever more has-been celebrities are arrested for alleged sex offences, we invite our readers to point the finger themselves!
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