English Defence League Councillor Calls For Dangerous Foreign Dog Breeds to be Repatriated in Wake of Pensioner Being Mauled to Death by German Shepherd. Alleges Afghan Hounds Being Radicalised by Rogue Jihadist Dog Trainers.
Read MoreHas Google Indexed Reality? Astonishing Claims that Search Engine’s Latest ‘Reality Update’ has ‘De-Indexed’ Thousands of Individuals and Businesses Which Failed to Meet New ‘Quality’ Thresholds for Inclusion in Real World!
Read MoreDIRECTORS: NICK CUTLET/FRANK SWILL . RUNNING TIMES: 95 mins/83 mins. DVD: BRAZEN FILMS. PRICE: £10.99. CERT: 18. An attempt to answer the perennial question, ‘Is the horror movie dead?’, Abattoir! represented a bold riposte to...
Read MoreWho Has the Most Spankable Bottom? Amid Fears that Ban on Corporal Punishment in Schools Could be Threatening UK’s Position as Europe’s Consensual Spanking Capital, We Ask You to Tell us Your Top Ten Most Spankable Celebrity Posteriors!
Read MoreWelsh Pensioner Claims Tom Jones Sexually Harassed Her Through TV Set in 1970s! Former Miner Alleges Sex Bomb From the Valleys’ Raw Masculinity Forced Him to Turn Gay! Celebrated Welsh Singer Latest Victim of Unsubstantiated Bizarre Sex Allegations!
Read MoreIt’s probably a surprise to many of you that I’m still publishing stories here, let alone posting editorials. But the fact is, despite the catastrophic decline in traffic this year, (on top of the catastrophic declines in...
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Did David Cameron Use Severed Head of Lady Thatcher to Try and Turn Opponents to Stone? Downing Street Angrily Dismisses Bizarre Claims that Tories Plan Disembodied Head Worshipping ‘Cult of Thatcher’!
Read MoreWho Killed Maggie Thatcher? Was Former PM Victim of Conspiracy to Cover Up Involvement of Establishment Figures in Jimmy Savile Sex Scandal? Political Commentator’s Bizarre Claims Condemned by Both Left and Right!
Read MoreIs a naked superhero cleaning up streets of Lewisham? Mayor and police in London Borough dismiss reports of Nude Man rescuing old ladies and shoppers from predatory beggars and charity collectors as hoax!
Read MoreSex Secrets of the Tardis Revealed? Dr Who Fans Outraged as New Film Threatens to Blow the Lid on Long-Running Series’ Dirtiest Secrets!
Read MorePope Francis Shocks Vatican Establishment With Impromptu Jam Sessions and Karaoke Performances! Rock and Roll Pontiff Promises to Use Pop Culture to Take Message of Jesus to Modern Youth!
Read MoreDoes Area of South London Rival Bermuda Triangle for Mysterious Disappearances? Top Conspiracy Theorist’s Controversial New Book Claims Massive Cover Up of Vanishing Buses, Trains and Celebrities in Bermondsey Triangle!
Read MoreDid Al Qaeda Plot to Turn Thousands of Western Women into Unwitting Suicide Bombers with Exploding Breast Implants? Former Navy SEAL Makes Incredible Allegations in New Book!
Read MoreWho’d have thought it, eh? All those times we said ‘I’m so hungry I could eat a horse’, it turned out that we had been, for years, as it turned out. But hey, I don’t know what people are complaining about – contrary to popular...
Read MoreFormer Tory Minister Claims Britain’s 2012 Olympic Success Result of Athletes Unwittingly Eating Horse Meat! Alleges Secret Policy to Introduce Horse into Working Class Diet Implemented in 1990s Following Humiliation of 1996 Olympics!
Read MoreIs Secret Sex Scandal Behind Pope’s Shock Resignation? Vatican Denies Wild Rumours of Porn Stashes, Jimmy Savile Connections and Nazi Scandals Amidst Allegations of Cover Ups!
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