They say it is always better to give than to receive. Particularly if you are incarcerated in a prison cell with three burly men serving long sentences for sexual offences. It’s especially true of Christmas presents where, of...
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Juvenile prank or symbol of a sinister new religious movement? Does the appearance of giant ‘snow penises’ across the UK herald arrival of bizarre sex cult?
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Read MoreThis week, in order to show our wholehearted support for the Government’s new anti-witchcraft legislation, we ask the vital question – “Is your neighbour a witch?”. As the Home Secretary has rightly pointed out, anyone...
Read MoreDid Jimmy Savile Sexually Abuse Entire UK Population? As Number of Dead DJ’s Alleged Victims Proliferates, Top Cop Claims Savile Used Hypnotic Powers to Abuse UK Through Their TVs!
Read MoreGovernment Minister Condemns British Crime and Criminals for Being Too Sordid and Depressing! Unveils New Policies Aimed at Making Crime More Glamourous in Hope of Attracting Better Class of Criminal!
Read MoreWas the Thatcher-era Conservative Party a hot bed of sexual depravity? Former party official’s claims of S&M orgies attended by top Tories and celebrities at conferences dismissed by current party leadership as outrageous lies!
Read MoreMob of Angry Women Storm British Museum to Destroy Peeping Tom Egyptiam Mummy! Woman Tells of Terror Caused by Curse of Hermaphrodite Ancient Pharaoh!
Read MoreWho were Jimmy Savile’s celebrity co-conspirators in alleged 1970s BBC child sex ring? Mrs Thatcher and Prince Charles implicated in top-level cover-up of dead DJ’s activities as tabloids desperately attempt to keep story going!
Read MoreIdleness gets a bad rap. When someone describes you as being ‘idle’, it is invariably meant as an insult. And let’s not forget that “the devil finds work for idle hands”, which clearly equates voluntary inactivity with spiritual...
Read MoreHeaven on Earth or State Sponsored Euthanasia? Sensational Allegations That Government Seeking to Achieve Welfare Budget Cuts Through Enforced Euthanasia of Elderly and Poor!
Read MoreDid Former BBC Radio One DJ Sir Jimmy Savile OBE Sexually Molest Young Girls From Beyond the Grave? New TV Documentary Makes Extraordinary Claims of Phantom Fumblings and Ghostly Gropings!
Read MoreDid former Justice Secretary champion controversial proposals to legalise drugs for the wealthy? Well-off drug users far more responsible than working class addicts, claims top Tory backbencher!
Read MoreFrenzied mobs of breast-obsessed Brits besiege foreign embassies in protest at their inability to see topless photos of Duchess of Cambridge published in those countries! Fears for safety of Royal jugs as mobs’ expectations of Kate’s knockers reach unrealistic levels!
Read MoreEssex Police Call Off Massive Hunt For Naked Prince Harry Following Sighting by Members of Public. Local Woman Claims Blurred Photo of ‘Prince’ Scratching Balls in Field is Actually Her Commoner Layabout Ginger Son.
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