Outfoxing Boris
Call for Cull of Boris Johnson Following Claims that London Mayor has Bitten Off Child’s Finger in Nocturnal Attack! Mayor’s Office Denies Reports, Blames Urban Foxes for Plot Against Boris!
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Author: docsleaze
Citizen Pain
Is government’s new citizenship test part of sinister right-wing plot to disenfranchise poor? Amazing allegations that Downing Street will make test compulsory for poor with those failing deported to offshore sweat shops!
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Dead Man’s Hand
Recipient of Pioneering Hand Transplant Claims to Have Received Hand of Sex Offender! Did Spirit of Hand’s Former Owner Force Him to Commit Sex Crimes?
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Turn Me On, Dead Man! (Mapatasi, 1986)
A film for conspiracy theorists everywhere, Turn Me On, Dead Man delves into the strange world of the ‘Paul is Dead’ conspiracists, who believe that Paul McCartney died in 1967 and was replaced by a double. The title of the film is apparently what you will hear if you were to play the White Album backwards…
Read MoreCriminal Class
Outrage as Fur Collars Felt in Police Crack Down on Posh Crime! Britain’s Wealthy and Privileged Claim Police Victimisation in Wake of Andrew Mitchell Affair!
Read MoreCelebrity Crime Time
Can you match the celebrity with the crime in our fabulous New Year competition? As ever more has-been celebrities are arrested for alleged sex offences, we invite our readers to point the finger themselves!
Read MoreNew Year Resolve
They say it is always better to give than to receive. Particularly if you are incarcerated in a prison cell with three burly men serving long sentences for sexual offences. It’s especially true of Christmas presents where, of...
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Cult of the Christmas Cock
Juvenile prank or symbol of a sinister new religious movement? Does the appearance of giant ‘snow penises’ across the UK herald arrival of bizarre sex cult?
Read MoreKill Santa!
Why are Father Christmases being murdered on the streets of Britain? Is Santa-obsessed serial killer on loose? Is Russian Mafia trying to replace Santa with Father Frost?
Read MoreHorror Tory
Is top Tory Lord actually a vampire? Former Conservative Party Treasurer threatens to sue over allegations of involvement in bloodsucking at 1970s girls’ reform school!
Read MoreWitch Watch!
This week, in order to show our wholehearted support for the Government’s new anti-witchcraft legislation, we ask the vital question – “Is your neighbour a witch?”. As the Home Secretary has rightly pointed out, anyone...
Read MoreFixing Jim
Did Jimmy Savile Sexually Abuse Entire UK Population? As Number of Dead DJ’s Alleged Victims Proliferates, Top Cop Claims Savile Used Hypnotic Powers to Abuse UK Through Their TVs!
Read MoreUpwardly Criminal
Government Minister Condemns British Crime and Criminals for Being Too Sordid and Depressing! Unveils New Policies Aimed at Making Crime More Glamourous in Hope of Attracting Better Class of Criminal!
Read MoreDishonourable Members
Was the Thatcher-era Conservative Party a hot bed of sexual depravity? Former party official’s claims of S&M orgies attended by top Tories and celebrities at conferences dismissed by current party leadership as outrageous lies!
Read MoreMummy’s Curse!
Mob of Angry Women Storm British Museum to Destroy Peeping Tom Egyptiam Mummy! Woman Tells of Terror Caused by Curse of Hermaphrodite Ancient Pharaoh!
Read MoreDead Perverted
Who were Jimmy Savile’s celebrity co-conspirators in alleged 1970s BBC child sex ring? Mrs Thatcher and Prince Charles implicated in top-level cover-up of dead DJ’s activities as tabloids desperately attempt to keep story going!
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