Witch Watch!
This week, in order to show our wholehearted support for the Government’s new anti-witchcraft legislation, we ask the vital question – “Is your neighbour a witch?”. As the Home Secretary has rightly pointed out, anyone...
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Fixing Jim
Did Jimmy Savile Sexually Abuse Entire UK Population? As Number of Dead DJ’s Alleged Victims Proliferates, Top Cop Claims Savile Used Hypnotic Powers to Abuse UK Through Their TVs!
Read MoreUpwardly Criminal
Government Minister Condemns British Crime and Criminals for Being Too Sordid and Depressing! Unveils New Policies Aimed at Making Crime More Glamourous in Hope of Attracting Better Class of Criminal!
Read MoreDishonourable Members
Was the Thatcher-era Conservative Party a hot bed of sexual depravity? Former party official’s claims of S&M orgies attended by top Tories and celebrities at conferences dismissed by current party leadership as outrageous lies!
Read MoreMummy’s Curse!
Mob of Angry Women Storm British Museum to Destroy Peeping Tom Egyptiam Mummy! Woman Tells of Terror Caused by Curse of Hermaphrodite Ancient Pharaoh!
Read MoreDead Perverted
Who were Jimmy Savile’s celebrity co-conspirators in alleged 1970s BBC child sex ring? Mrs Thatcher and Prince Charles implicated in top-level cover-up of dead DJ’s activities as tabloids desperately attempt to keep story going!
Read MoreIn Praise of Idleness
Idleness gets a bad rap. When someone describes you as being ‘idle’, it is invariably meant as an insult. And let’s not forget that “the devil finds work for idle hands”, which clearly equates voluntary inactivity with spiritual...
Read MoreHeaven on Earth
Heaven on Earth or State Sponsored Euthanasia? Sensational Allegations That Government Seeking to Achieve Welfare Budget Cuts Through Enforced Euthanasia of Elderly and Poor!
Read MoreJimmy Savile: Phantom Sex Offender?
Did Former BBC Radio One DJ Sir Jimmy Savile OBE Sexually Molest Young Girls From Beyond the Grave? New TV Documentary Makes Extraordinary Claims of Phantom Fumblings and Ghostly Gropings!
Read MoreHigh and Mighty
Did former Justice Secretary champion controversial proposals to legalise drugs for the wealthy? Well-off drug users far more responsible than working class addicts, claims top Tory backbencher!
Read MoreSimply the Breast?
Frenzied mobs of breast-obsessed Brits besiege foreign embassies in protest at their inability to see topless photos of Duchess of Cambridge published in those countries! Fears for safety of Royal jugs as mobs’ expectations of Kate’s knockers reach unrealistic levels!
Read MoreThe Naked Prince
Essex Police Call Off Massive Hunt For Naked Prince Harry Following Sighting by Members of Public. Local Woman Claims Blurred Photo of ‘Prince’ Scratching Balls in Field is Actually Her Commoner Layabout Ginger Son.
Read MoreSexually Offensive
Outrage as Tory MP Proposes Reform of Law on Sex Offences! Right-Winger Seeks to ‘Decriminalise Natural Male Sexual Urges’ by Legalising Groping and Indecent Exposure!
Read MoreManagement Bollocks
The dog days of Summer are here at last and half the world seems to be on holiday – that strange quiet calmness that typifies August (except when there are riots) has descended on the world. It feels as if the world is a...
Read MoreLegless in London
Officials Fear Inclusion of Legless Athlete in London 2012 Olympics Will Encourage Able-Bodied Competitors to Replace Healthy Limbs With Prosthetics to Enhance Medal-Winning Chances!
Read MoreCockney Rebellion
Cockneys Storm Olympic Park in Protest at London Mayor’s Use of Blackleg Essex ‘Mockneys’ to Provide Local Colour for Foreign Tourists! Real Cockneys ‘Too Poor and Ugly’ to be Seen by Visitors to London 2012 Olympics Claims Mayor!
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