Is TV Cookery Programme to Blame For Recent Spate of Cannibal Attacks? Was Human Flesh Served as Main Course on Recent Edition of ‘Come Dine With Me’? Allegations that Dinner Guests Turned into Slavering Fiends With Taste for Human Flesh as Result.
Read MoreIs UK Government Planning to Launch Fake Alien Invasion at Olympic Opening Ceremony? Leading Conspiracy Theorist Claims Extra-Terrestrial Attack is Chancellor’s ‘Plan B’ For Stimulating Economy!
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Read MoreAll hail El Presidente Cameron and Generalissimo Osborne! I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again – the UK’s descent into being a banana republic has been alarmingly swift. It was the Diamond Jubilee that really brought it...
Read MoreGame Show Tempting Sex Offenders into Re-Offending to be Centrepiece of New Late Night TV Line-up! Accusations of ‘Dumbing Down’ as Channel Five Chief Unveils New Overnight Schedules!
Read MoreDid Queen Spend Six Hours Trapped on Explosive-Laden Toilet? Top Cop Reveals Extraordinary Truth Behind Terror Plot That Nearly Derailed Queen’s Diamond Jubilee Celebrations to Tabloid!
Read MoreIs Queen Planning Shock Abdication after Jubilee? Government Refuses to Comment on Rumours that UK Monarchy to be Out-Sourced to Private Contractors!
Read MoreDid Former US President’s Sexual Abuse of Aliens From Crashed Flying Saucer Take Earth to Brink of Interstellar War? Amazing Allegations of Programme of Alien Abductions by US Military in Order to Feed Bill Clinton’s Insatiable Appetite for Extra-Terrestrial Sex!
Read MoreTop Tories Blame Legalisation of Gay Marriages for Local Election Drubbing! Prominent Backbenchers Believe Pandering to Gay-Loving Liberal Democrats Has Alienated Core Tory Voters, Reject Notion That Economic Mismanagement Behind Poll Slump!
Read MoreWas Spy Found Dead in Sports Bag Actually M’s Secret Gay Lover? Sensational Claims That Double O Agent Sent to Soho in Drag to Retrieve Incriminating Bondage Photographs Stolen From Murdered MI6 Man!
Read MoreWhat is it with this new puritanism that’s sweeping the land? David Cameron might like to witter on about ‘happiness indexes’ for the UK and the like, but the grim reality of his government is ever increasing restrictions on...
Read More‘Jesus Saves – But Not as Much as if He’d Shopped at Tesco!’ Is Commercialisation of Church of England Going too Far? Radical Cleric Proposes Replacing Cathedrals With Superstores to Raise Funds!
Read MoreBoris Johnson Must Die! Time Traveller’s Grim Warning of Fascist Dictatorship in Britain if Top Tory Wins Mayoral Election Sparks Assassination Attempt!
Read MoreAre young unemployed people being forced into prostitution by the government? Outrage at claims that young unemployed threatened with benefits being stopped if they refuse ‘work experience’ as rent-boys and prostitutes.
Read MoreHas Government’s Police Privatisation Initiative Gone Too Far? Claims That Putting Murder Investigations Out to Tender Has Resulted in Two-Tier Crime Solving! Allegations That Amateur Sleuths Being Allowed to Bid For Less Glamourous Murder Cases!
Read MoreHas Fugitive Peer Spent More Than Thirty Years Hiding in Plain Sight as Nelson Mandela? Accusations of Racism as Top Investigative Journalist Claims Lord Lucan Fled to Africa and Blacked Up to Avoid Murder Charges!
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