Sexually Offensive
Outrage as Tory MP Proposes Reform of Law on Sex Offences! Right-Winger Seeks to ‘Decriminalise Natural Male Sexual Urges’ by Legalising Groping and Indecent Exposure!
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Management Bollocks
The dog days of Summer are here at last and half the world seems to be on holiday – that strange quiet calmness that typifies August (except when there are riots) has descended on the world. It feels as if the world is a...
Read MoreLegless in London
Officials Fear Inclusion of Legless Athlete in London 2012 Olympics Will Encourage Able-Bodied Competitors to Replace Healthy Limbs With Prosthetics to Enhance Medal-Winning Chances!
Read MoreCockney Rebellion
Cockneys Storm Olympic Park in Protest at London Mayor’s Use of Blackleg Essex ‘Mockneys’ to Provide Local Colour for Foreign Tourists! Real Cockneys ‘Too Poor and Ugly’ to be Seen by Visitors to London 2012 Olympics Claims Mayor!
Read MoreCome Dine On Me
Is TV Cookery Programme to Blame For Recent Spate of Cannibal Attacks? Was Human Flesh Served as Main Course on Recent Edition of ‘Come Dine With Me’? Allegations that Dinner Guests Turned into Slavering Fiends With Taste for Human Flesh as Result.
Read MoreInvaders From Downing Street
Is UK Government Planning to Launch Fake Alien Invasion at Olympic Opening Ceremony? Leading Conspiracy Theorist Claims Extra-Terrestrial Attack is Chancellor’s ‘Plan B’ For Stimulating Economy!
Read MoreMoney to Burn
Bankers sets himself on fire in dispute over bonus! Has public backlash in face of rate-fixing scandal pushed Britain’s bankers to the edge?
Read MoreGoing Bananas!
All hail El Presidente Cameron and Generalissimo Osborne! I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again – the UK’s descent into being a banana republic has been alarmingly swift. It was the Diamond Jubilee that really brought it...
Read MoreFeel, or No Feel?
Game Show Tempting Sex Offenders into Re-Offending to be Centrepiece of New Late Night TV Line-up! Accusations of ‘Dumbing Down’ as Channel Five Chief Unveils New Overnight Schedules!
Read MoreRoyal Flush
Did Queen Spend Six Hours Trapped on Explosive-Laden Toilet? Top Cop Reveals Extraordinary Truth Behind Terror Plot That Nearly Derailed Queen’s Diamond Jubilee Celebrations to Tabloid!
Read MoreThe Abdication of Queen Elizabeth II
Is Queen Planning Shock Abdication after Jubilee? Government Refuses to Comment on Rumours that UK Monarchy to be Out-Sourced to Private Contractors!
Read MoreAlien Abduction
Did Former US President’s Sexual Abuse of Aliens From Crashed Flying Saucer Take Earth to Brink of Interstellar War? Amazing Allegations of Programme of Alien Abductions by US Military in Order to Feed Bill Clinton’s Insatiable Appetite for Extra-Terrestrial Sex!
Read MorePink Blues
Top Tories Blame Legalisation of Gay Marriages for Local Election Drubbing! Prominent Backbenchers Believe Pandering to Gay-Loving Liberal Democrats Has Alienated Core Tory Voters, Reject Notion That Economic Mismanagement Behind Poll Slump!
Read MoreDouble O Bondage
Was Spy Found Dead in Sports Bag Actually M’s Secret Gay Lover? Sensational Claims That Double O Agent Sent to Soho in Drag to Retrieve Incriminating Bondage Photographs Stolen From Murdered MI6 Man!
Read MoreThe New Puritans
What is it with this new puritanism that’s sweeping the land? David Cameron might like to witter on about ‘happiness indexes’ for the UK and the like, but the grim reality of his government is ever increasing restrictions on...
Read MoreJesus Saves!
‘Jesus Saves – But Not as Much as if He’d Shopped at Tesco!’ Is Commercialisation of Church of England Going too Far? Radical Cleric Proposes Replacing Cathedrals With Superstores to Raise Funds!
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