The Abdication of Queen Elizabeth II
Is Queen Planning Shock Abdication after Jubilee? Government Refuses to Comment on Rumours that UK Monarchy to be Out-Sourced to Private Contractors!
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Alien Abduction
Did Former US President’s Sexual Abuse of Aliens From Crashed Flying Saucer Take Earth to Brink of Interstellar War? Amazing Allegations of Programme of Alien Abductions by US Military in Order to Feed Bill Clinton’s Insatiable Appetite for Extra-Terrestrial Sex!
Read MorePink Blues
Top Tories Blame Legalisation of Gay Marriages for Local Election Drubbing! Prominent Backbenchers Believe Pandering to Gay-Loving Liberal Democrats Has Alienated Core Tory Voters, Reject Notion That Economic Mismanagement Behind Poll Slump!
Read MoreDouble O Bondage
Was Spy Found Dead in Sports Bag Actually M’s Secret Gay Lover? Sensational Claims That Double O Agent Sent to Soho in Drag to Retrieve Incriminating Bondage Photographs Stolen From Murdered MI6 Man!
Read MoreThe New Puritans
What is it with this new puritanism that’s sweeping the land? David Cameron might like to witter on about ‘happiness indexes’ for the UK and the like, but the grim reality of his government is ever increasing restrictions on...
Read MoreJesus Saves!
‘Jesus Saves – But Not as Much as if He’d Shopped at Tesco!’ Is Commercialisation of Church of England Going too Far? Radical Cleric Proposes Replacing Cathedrals With Superstores to Raise Funds!
Read MoreThe Assassination of Boris Johnson
Boris Johnson Must Die! Time Traveller’s Grim Warning of Fascist Dictatorship in Britain if Top Tory Wins Mayoral Election Sparks Assassination Attempt!
Read MoreSexual Benefits
Are young unemployed people being forced into prostitution by the government? Outrage at claims that young unemployed threatened with benefits being stopped if they refuse ‘work experience’ as rent-boys and prostitutes.
Read MoreWhat Price Justice?
Has Government’s Police Privatisation Initiative Gone Too Far? Claims That Putting Murder Investigations Out to Tender Has Resulted in Two-Tier Crime Solving! Allegations That Amateur Sleuths Being Allowed to Bid For Less Glamourous Murder Cases!
Read MoreLord Lucan: Found?
Has Fugitive Peer Spent More Than Thirty Years Hiding in Plain Sight as Nelson Mandela? Accusations of Racism as Top Investigative Journalist Claims Lord Lucan Fled to Africa and Blacked Up to Avoid Murder Charges!
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Crap Stories (Mallaky, 1999)
Total turd might be a good way to describe this truly terrible exploration of the lives of people who are crap fetishists. A strange mix of historical fact and fossilised crap, it rapidly descends into a frenzy of excrement eating and wearing.
Read MoreBed and Buggery
Peeping Toms for God? Controversial Bishop Supports Voyeuristic Bed and Breakfast Proprietors in Fight to Prevent Themselves From Being Exposed to Gay Sex!
Read MoreThe Extra Day
Hooray, hooray! It’s a leap year! The occasion when, every four years, we get given an extra day! Yes, that’s right – a whole bonus day! And what do we do with it? That’s right, we treat it like any other day. Indeed, if it...
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All Greek To Me
Allegations of German Plot as Bailiffs Descend on Greece as Part of New EU Bail Out! Citizens Have Personal Possessions Seized to Pay Off Foreign Creditors Amidst Claims of National Asset-Stripping!
Read MoreRage Against the Wheelchair
Charities Blame Series of Attacks on Disabled People on Government. Accuse Ministers of Demonising the Disabled, Labelling Them as Benefit Scroungers Responsible for UK’s Deficit!
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Out of Their Minds
Is Labour Leadership Under Telepathic Attack From David Cameron? Miliband and Balls Don Tinfoil Hats for Defence Amidst Claims that Recent Policy Statements Result of Tory Mind Control Offensive!
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