Total turd might be a good way to describe this truly terrible exploration of the lives of people who are crap fetishists. A strange mix of historical fact and fossilised crap, it rapidly descends into a frenzy of excrement eating and wearing.
Read MorePeeping Toms for God? Controversial Bishop Supports Voyeuristic Bed and Breakfast Proprietors in Fight to Prevent Themselves From Being Exposed to Gay Sex!
Read MoreHooray, hooray! It’s a leap year! The occasion when, every four years, we get given an extra day! Yes, that’s right – a whole bonus day! And what do we do with it? That’s right, we treat it like any other day. Indeed, if it...
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Allegations of German Plot as Bailiffs Descend on Greece as Part of New EU Bail Out! Citizens Have Personal Possessions Seized to Pay Off Foreign Creditors Amidst Claims of National Asset-Stripping!
Read MoreCharities Blame Series of Attacks on Disabled People on Government. Accuse Ministers of Demonising the Disabled, Labelling Them as Benefit Scroungers Responsible for UK’s Deficit!
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Is Labour Leadership Under Telepathic Attack From David Cameron? Miliband and Balls Don Tinfoil Hats for Defence Amidst Claims that Recent Policy Statements Result of Tory Mind Control Offensive!
Read MorePrime Minister’s Question Time to go Showbiz in Deputy PM Nick Clegg’s Proposals for Constitutional Overhaul. Lib Dem Leader Claims He Wants to Make Politics more Relevant to Britain’s Youth. Critics Accuse Main Parties of ‘Dumbing Down’ Political Process.
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All Aboard for the New World Order! Is Proposed new Royal Yacht Really to be Ark to Save Wealthy and Privileged From Approaching Apocalypse? Sinister Truth Behind Bonkers Education Secretary Michael Gove’s Proposals Exposed!
Read MoreWhich Member of the Royal Family Has Blood on Their Hands? Allegations of Royal Killer at Large After Discovery of Body on Royal Estate! Police Detective Claims Establishment Cover-Up Following Removal From Investigation for Trying to Interrogate Prince Philip!
Read MoreDid BBC Use Men in Animal Costumes Instead of Real Animals in Frozen Planet Wildlife Documentary? Are World’s Governments, Zoos and Wildlife Film Makers Conspiring to Cover Up Mass Extinction of Planet’s Animal Life Through Use of Actors in Animal Suits?
Read MoreHere we are again – as I write this we are on the cusp of a New Year. As 2011 slips between our fingers, leaving, as all outgoing years seem to, that vague feeling that we it is ending too soon, that we never really got to grips...
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Was Duke of Edinburgh’s Recent Hospital Stay Actually Result of Assassination Attempt? Top Royal Journalist Claims Giant Mutant Carrots Bred by Prince Charles in Unsuccessful Attempt on Father’s Life!
Read MoreAs Santa Seeks Injunction Against Crazed Stalker, Allegations of Sexual Harassment Against Christmas Icon Emerge! Father Christmas Accused of Abusing Position to ‘Groom’ Female Victims With Sexually Suggestive Gifts!
Read MoreIs David Cameron Planning to Steal Organs of Poor to Extend Lives of Wealthy Tory Backers? Incredible Claims of Secret Government Policy to Increase Supply of Organs by Boosting Traffic Fatalities by Cutting Road Safety Measures and Increasing Speed Limit!
Read MoreDid Top TV Gardener Squeeze Guest’s Big Melons Live On Air? Did Chris Evans Turn Mental Oriental After Cancellation of TV Show? Amazing Celebrity Breakdowns Revealed by Top Tabloid Psychologist!
Read MoreHow Has a Sleepy Sussex Village Become Britain’s Crime Capital? Are Unprecedented Spate of Armed Robberies, Sexual Assaults, Arson and Riots Result of Clousure of Local Police Station? Is Village Victim of Gang-Related Crime Campaign?
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