The Assassination of Boris Johnson
Boris Johnson Must Die! Time Traveller’s Grim Warning of Fascist Dictatorship in Britain if Top Tory Wins Mayoral Election Sparks Assassination Attempt!
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Sexual Benefits
Are young unemployed people being forced into prostitution by the government? Outrage at claims that young unemployed threatened with benefits being stopped if they refuse ‘work experience’ as rent-boys and prostitutes.
Read MoreWhat Price Justice?
Has Government’s Police Privatisation Initiative Gone Too Far? Claims That Putting Murder Investigations Out to Tender Has Resulted in Two-Tier Crime Solving! Allegations That Amateur Sleuths Being Allowed to Bid For Less Glamourous Murder Cases!
Read MoreLord Lucan: Found?
Has Fugitive Peer Spent More Than Thirty Years Hiding in Plain Sight as Nelson Mandela? Accusations of Racism as Top Investigative Journalist Claims Lord Lucan Fled to Africa and Blacked Up to Avoid Murder Charges!
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Crap Stories (Mallaky, 1999)
Total turd might be a good way to describe this truly terrible exploration of the lives of people who are crap fetishists. A strange mix of historical fact and fossilised crap, it rapidly descends into a frenzy of excrement eating and wearing.
Read MoreBed and Buggery
Peeping Toms for God? Controversial Bishop Supports Voyeuristic Bed and Breakfast Proprietors in Fight to Prevent Themselves From Being Exposed to Gay Sex!
Read MoreThe Extra Day
Hooray, hooray! It’s a leap year! The occasion when, every four years, we get given an extra day! Yes, that’s right – a whole bonus day! And what do we do with it? That’s right, we treat it like any other day. Indeed, if it...
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All Greek To Me
Allegations of German Plot as Bailiffs Descend on Greece as Part of New EU Bail Out! Citizens Have Personal Possessions Seized to Pay Off Foreign Creditors Amidst Claims of National Asset-Stripping!
Read MoreRage Against the Wheelchair
Charities Blame Series of Attacks on Disabled People on Government. Accuse Ministers of Demonising the Disabled, Labelling Them as Benefit Scroungers Responsible for UK’s Deficit!
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Out of Their Minds
Is Labour Leadership Under Telepathic Attack From David Cameron? Miliband and Balls Don Tinfoil Hats for Defence Amidst Claims that Recent Policy Statements Result of Tory Mind Control Offensive!
Read MorePolitical Games
Prime Minister’s Question Time to go Showbiz in Deputy PM Nick Clegg’s Proposals for Constitutional Overhaul. Lib Dem Leader Claims He Wants to Make Politics more Relevant to Britain’s Youth. Critics Accuse Main Parties of ‘Dumbing Down’ Political Process.
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A Royal Yacht, Hurrah!
All Aboard for the New World Order! Is Proposed new Royal Yacht Really to be Ark to Save Wealthy and Privileged From Approaching Apocalypse? Sinister Truth Behind Bonkers Education Secretary Michael Gove’s Proposals Exposed!
Read MoreRoyal Murder Mystery
Which Member of the Royal Family Has Blood on Their Hands? Allegations of Royal Killer at Large After Discovery of Body on Royal Estate! Police Detective Claims Establishment Cover-Up Following Removal From Investigation for Trying to Interrogate Prince Philip!
Read MoreAnimal Magic
Did BBC Use Men in Animal Costumes Instead of Real Animals in Frozen Planet Wildlife Documentary? Are World’s Governments, Zoos and Wildlife Film Makers Conspiring to Cover Up Mass Extinction of Planet’s Animal Life Through Use of Actors in Animal Suits?
Read MoreLook Back in Sleaze
Here we are again – as I write this we are on the cusp of a New Year. As 2011 slips between our fingers, leaving, as all outgoing years seem to, that vague feeling that we it is ending too soon, that we never really got to grips...
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Fruits of Treason?
Was Duke of Edinburgh’s Recent Hospital Stay Actually Result of Assassination Attempt? Top Royal Journalist Claims Giant Mutant Carrots Bred by Prince Charles in Unsuccessful Attempt on Father’s Life!
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