Prime Minister’s Question Time to go Showbiz in Deputy PM Nick Clegg’s Proposals for Constitutional Overhaul. Lib Dem Leader Claims He Wants to Make Politics more Relevant to Britain’s Youth. Critics Accuse Main Parties of ‘Dumbing Down’ Political Process.
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All Aboard for the New World Order! Is Proposed new Royal Yacht Really to be Ark to Save Wealthy and Privileged From Approaching Apocalypse? Sinister Truth Behind Bonkers Education Secretary Michael Gove’s Proposals Exposed!
Read MoreWhich Member of the Royal Family Has Blood on Their Hands? Allegations of Royal Killer at Large After Discovery of Body on Royal Estate! Police Detective Claims Establishment Cover-Up Following Removal From Investigation for Trying to Interrogate Prince Philip!
Read MoreDid BBC Use Men in Animal Costumes Instead of Real Animals in Frozen Planet Wildlife Documentary? Are World’s Governments, Zoos and Wildlife Film Makers Conspiring to Cover Up Mass Extinction of Planet’s Animal Life Through Use of Actors in Animal Suits?
Read MoreHere we are again – as I write this we are on the cusp of a New Year. As 2011 slips between our fingers, leaving, as all outgoing years seem to, that vague feeling that we it is ending too soon, that we never really got to grips...
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Was Duke of Edinburgh’s Recent Hospital Stay Actually Result of Assassination Attempt? Top Royal Journalist Claims Giant Mutant Carrots Bred by Prince Charles in Unsuccessful Attempt on Father’s Life!
Read MoreAs Santa Seeks Injunction Against Crazed Stalker, Allegations of Sexual Harassment Against Christmas Icon Emerge! Father Christmas Accused of Abusing Position to ‘Groom’ Female Victims With Sexually Suggestive Gifts!
Read MoreIs David Cameron Planning to Steal Organs of Poor to Extend Lives of Wealthy Tory Backers? Incredible Claims of Secret Government Policy to Increase Supply of Organs by Boosting Traffic Fatalities by Cutting Road Safety Measures and Increasing Speed Limit!
Read MoreDid Top TV Gardener Squeeze Guest’s Big Melons Live On Air? Did Chris Evans Turn Mental Oriental After Cancellation of TV Show? Amazing Celebrity Breakdowns Revealed by Top Tabloid Psychologist!
Read MoreHow Has a Sleepy Sussex Village Become Britain’s Crime Capital? Are Unprecedented Spate of Armed Robberies, Sexual Assaults, Arson and Riots Result of Clousure of Local Police Station? Is Village Victim of Gang-Related Crime Campaign?
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A sequel to last year’s Delta Fatwah, Delta Fatwah 2: Pilgrims of Hate gets off to a brisk start with several apparently Arabic passengers casting off their traditional robes and pulling off false beards to reveal that they are actually a group of redneck US terrorists intent on seizing control of the Iranian Air Lines jumbo jet they are travelling on…
Read MoreDid Beloved British Comic Tommy Cooper Appear in Porn Film? Fans of Fez Wearing Magician in Uproar as DVD Publisher Promises to Expose Britain’s Pervos of Comedy With Release of Long-Suppressed 1970s Sex Comedies!
Read MoreIs the UK Government Promoting Low-Level Third World Armed Conflicts in Order to Boost Demand For British Weapons Exports? Former Adviser Claims Ministers and Officials Running Private Foreign Policy for Profit!
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Clergy Condemns Latest Occult Craze – Sex With Ghosts! Warn of Evil Consequences as Controversial Medium Summons Spirits of Deceased Loved Ones of His Clients for Carnal Relation From Beyond Grave! Phantom Lovers or Spectral Sex Offenders in Disguise?
Read MorePeople, eh? Aren’t they just so bloody tiresome? I’m finding it increasingly difficult to be bothered to communicate with most of the bastards. Particularly when they’re using the web as a means of communication. The other day I...
Read MoreTop Tories Blame Evil Doubles for Series of Embarrassing High Profile Scandals. Are These Twins of Evil Demons Summoned by Labour Leader Ed Miliband to Discredit Tories as Part of Satanic Pact to Exchange his Soul for Electoral Success?
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