Stalking Santa
As Santa Seeks Injunction Against Crazed Stalker, Allegations of Sexual Harassment Against Christmas Icon Emerge! Father Christmas Accused of Abusing Position to ‘Groom’ Female Victims With Sexually Suggestive Gifts!
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The Organ Snatchers
Is David Cameron Planning to Steal Organs of Poor to Extend Lives of Wealthy Tory Backers? Incredible Claims of Secret Government Policy to Increase Supply of Organs by Boosting Traffic Fatalities by Cutting Road Safety Measures and Increasing Speed Limit!
Read MoreForbidden Fruit
Did Top TV Gardener Squeeze Guest’s Big Melons Live On Air? Did Chris Evans Turn Mental Oriental After Cancellation of TV Show? Amazing Celebrity Breakdowns Revealed by Top Tabloid Psychologist!
Read MoreAn English Country Crime Wave
How Has a Sleepy Sussex Village Become Britain’s Crime Capital? Are Unprecedented Spate of Armed Robberies, Sexual Assaults, Arson and Riots Result of Clousure of Local Police Station? Is Village Victim of Gang-Related Crime Campaign?
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Delta Fatwah 2: Pilgrims of Hate (Al Jizz, 2011)
A sequel to last year’s Delta Fatwah, Delta Fatwah 2: Pilgrims of Hate gets off to a brisk start with several apparently Arabic passengers casting off their traditional robes and pulling off false beards to reveal that they are actually a group of redneck US terrorists intent on seizing control of the Iranian Air Lines jumbo jet they are travelling on…
Read MoreJust Like That!
Did Beloved British Comic Tommy Cooper Appear in Porn Film? Fans of Fez Wearing Magician in Uproar as DVD Publisher Promises to Expose Britain’s Pervos of Comedy With Release of Long-Suppressed 1970s Sex Comedies!
Read MoreGive War a Chance
Is the UK Government Promoting Low-Level Third World Armed Conflicts in Order to Boost Demand For British Weapons Exports? Former Adviser Claims Ministers and Officials Running Private Foreign Policy for Profit!
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Horrible Sexy Ghosts
Clergy Condemns Latest Occult Craze – Sex With Ghosts! Warn of Evil Consequences as Controversial Medium Summons Spirits of Deceased Loved Ones of His Clients for Carnal Relation From Beyond Grave! Phantom Lovers or Spectral Sex Offenders in Disguise?
Read MoreRise of the Idiots
People, eh? Aren’t they just so bloody tiresome? I’m finding it increasingly difficult to be bothered to communicate with most of the bastards. Particularly when they’re using the web as a means of communication. The other day I...
Read MoreTwins of Evil
Top Tories Blame Evil Doubles for Series of Embarrassing High Profile Scandals. Are These Twins of Evil Demons Summoned by Labour Leader Ed Miliband to Discredit Tories as Part of Satanic Pact to Exchange his Soul for Electoral Success?
Read MoreHitler’s Step Children
What is the Dark Secret Behind Internet Adoption Agency Offering Blue-Eyed, Blonde Haired ‘Designer’ Babies to Prospective Parents? Journalist Claims Aryan Children are Being Created From Stolen Body Parts by ex-Nazi Scientists as Vanguard of Fourth Reich!
Read MoreBlue Murder
Was a Dead Hooker Really Found in Chancellor George Osborne’s Bed During His Student Days? Did Top Tory Get Away With Blue Murder, or Was He Merely Victim of Harmless Bullingdon Club Prank?
Read MoreOfficer Class
Government ‘free schools’ under fire after allegations of brutality and ‘beasting’ at new secondary school staffed by ex-military personnel. School Principal claims establish aims to imbue pupils with ‘officer values’ of ruthlessness, arrogance and indifference to suffering in order to equip them for life at the top of twenty-first century commerce!
Read MoreCameron’s Crusade
David Cameron’s ‘Papist Plot’ to disestablish Church of England and Return UK to Catholicism Revealed! Back Bench MP Claims Prime Minister in Cahoots with Vatican to Establish New Social and Moral Order Giving Divine Blessing to Wealth and Privilege!
Read MorePaedo Alert!
Is Your Neighbour a Paedophile? Read Our Handy Guide to Recognising These Disgraceful Perverts and Spot Whether You’ve Got a Nonce Next Door!
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