Were Britain’s Riots Instigated by Polar Bear Attack on North London Youths? Allegations of Cover-Up as Politicians Deny Police Shooting of Unarmed Racist Bear Sparked Pitched Street Battles Between Polar Bears and Local Youths!
Read MoreDid Castaway Really Spend Eighteen Months Marooned on Traffic Island? New Book Chronicles His Fight for Survival and Controversially Claims Existence of Lost Civilisation on Vanished Roundabout!
Read MoreDid The Queen Pose Naked for Amateur Photographer? Top Tabloid’s Editorial Judgement Called into Question Following Admission that Royal Exclusive is Simply Latest in Series of Stories Bought From Sex Offenders!
Read MoreWas News of the World Behind 9/11 Attacks? More Astonishing Revelations About Conduct of Doomed Tabloid as Ex-Employee Claims Newspaper ‘Groomed’ Serial KIller For Exclusive Headlines!
Read MoreDeputy Prime Minister Nick Clegg Fears Larry the Downing Street Cat Could be Credible Contender for His Job! Believes Feline’s Instant Access to David Cameron via Cat Flap Copuld Undermine his Relationship with Prime Minister!
Read MoreIs Miliband Brothers’ Rivalry down to Childhood Argument Over Star Trek? Journalist denies trivialising Political Debate by trying to pass off inconsequential tittle-tattle about David and Ed Miliband as political analysis!
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Read MoreControversial New Film Depicts Jesus as Violent Avenger Beating and Shooting Adherents of Rival Religions! Amid Calls From Clerics to Ban Film, Director Defends Movie as Being Highly Moral and Supportive of Christian Values!
Read MoreSalford Man Claims Top Premiership Footballer Behind Public Exposure of His Extra-Marital Affairs! Alleges Poster Campaign Namimg and Shaming Him as Adulterer is Tit-For-Tat Revenge for Breaking Super Injunction by Naming Footballer on Twitter!
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Osama or ‘Faux’-sama? Conspiracy Theorists Cast Doubt on Assassination of Bin Laden, Claiming Terror Leader Died in Accident and Was Replaced by Double in 2007!
Read MoreLost Classic of British Cinema or Low-Budget Violent Porn? DVD Release of Notorious 1970s Slasher Movie Sparks Furious Critical Debate!
Read MoreUK Government Resorts to Crime to Cover Budget Deficit! Chancellor George Osborne Launches Daring Armed Raid on Icelandic Bank to Recover Debts!
Read MoreEcclesiastical Outrage Amid Claims That News of The World Tapped Mobile Phones of Top Bishops! ROgue Reporter Makes Amazing Claims of Leading Clergy Overheard Admitting Religion a Sham and Other Shocking Clerical Behaviour!
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Read MoreBritain Menaced by Radioactive Penis After Nuclear Worker Irradiates Genitals With Atomic Waste! Scientists Warn of Threat Posed By Mutant Monster’s Mushroom Cloud Ejaculations as Series of Earth Tremors Blamed on Doomsday Cock!
Read MoreIs War the Ultimate Aphrodisiac? Former Top Downing Street Aide Claims Libyan Military Intervention Motivated by Top Politicians’ Desire for Perverse Sexual Gratification Rather Than Humanitarian Concerns!
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