True Blue Movies
British Prime Minister David Cameron Forced to Drop Official Pornographers From Public Payroll! Plans to Use Adult Movies for Party Political Purposes Denied by Government!
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The Suicide Network
New Internet Suicide Exchange Aimed at Giving Suicidal Chance to Literally Go Out With a Bang Draws Widespread Condemnation! Rival Service Promises to Arrange ‘Dream Suicides’ For Those Wanting to ‘Go Out in Style’!
Read MoreA Dog’s Life
Animal Shelter Claiming it Never Puts Down a Healthy Dog Accused of Cruelty! Allegations That ‘Problem’ Dogs Which Cannot be Re-Homed Being Deliberately Maimed and Injured to Justify Humane Destruction! Claims That Other Animals Entered in Illegal Dog Fights to Raise Funds for Shelter!
Read MoreCaught by the Fuzz
Are Britain’s Police Trying to Drum Up Business by Encouraging Crime? Incredible Allegations of Officers Selling Guns and Drugs to Off Set Budget Cuts and Falling Crime Rate! Are Innocent People Being Fitted Up to Inflate Clear Up Rates?
Read MoreHaunted House of Horticulture
Top Psychic Investigator’s New Book Tells of Night of Fruit and Vegetable Based Halloween Horror! Were Terrifying Supernatural Disturbances Result of Haunted House Being Built on Site of Market Garden Notorious for Plant Abuse?
Read MoreHell’s Kitchen
Did Crazy Scientist Chef Heston Blumenthal Create a Culinary Monster in the Kitchens of his Restaurant? Local Village in Grip of Terror as Celebrated Eccentric TV Chef’s Latest Haute Cuisine Experiment Goes Awry!
Read MoreNo Jiggery Popery Here, Thank You!
No Jiggery Popery Here, Thank You!
Read MoreSmall of Me!
Former Rat Pack Member Reveals Ol’ Blue Eyes’ Obsession with Penis Enlargement! Crooner Driven by Envy of Sammy Davis Jr’s Schlong!
Read MoreThat Old Black Magic
Elderly Racist Claims Black Neighbours Subjecting Him to Campaign of Voodoo Terror! Condemns Police for ‘Political Correctness Gone Mad’ as They Refuse to Take Allegations of Black Magic Ceremonies at Local Gospel Church Seriously!
Read MorePirates of the Coalition
Coalition Government Revives Piracy to Cut Defence Costs! Ministers Claim Privateering is ‘Big Society’ in Action as Armed Yachts and Car Ferries Seize Thousands of Tons of Foreign Shipping!
Read MoreFilthy Rich
Former Cleaner to the Stars Reveals All About Former Celebrity Clients’ Lack of Hygiene! Lifestyles of the Rich and Filthy Exposed!-
Read MoreThe Spy Who Lost His Mind
Are Britain’s Spies Going Mad? As Scandals involving Cross-Dressing Secret Agents and Deranged Analysts Rock Intelligence Community, Fears Raised that Rampant Insanity in UK’s Secret Services Could be Threatening National Security!
Read MoreComing Out of the Blue
Outrage as Female Aide ‘Outs’ Top Tory Minister as Straight! Fears that Revelation of MP’s Closet Heterosexuality Could Undermine Coalition With Liberal Democrats!
Read MoreClose Encounters From Behind
Are Aliens About to Take the Earth From Behind? As Thousands of Flying Saucer Contactees Prepare to Bare Behinds in Anticipation of Close Encounters, UFOlogists Warn of THreat Posed by Extraterrestial Sex Tourists Out to Exploit Naive Earthlings!
Read MoreThe Sex Assassins
Did the US Army Pay Soldiers to Stare at Pornography? New Film Claims Existence of Top Secret ‘Sex Ops’ Programme With Aim of Creating Cadre of Assassins Capable of Remotely Killing Using Tantric Sex Techniques!
Read MoreWe’re Not Going on a Summer Holiday
We’re Not Going on a Summer Holiday
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