Fiend With the Tabloid Brain
Public Outrage as Newspaper Proprietor Reveals Secret Experiments to Rip Headlines Directly From Readers’ Minds! Brains of Comatose Subjects Stimulated With Electrodes to Produce More Relevant Content!
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Stop…Carry On! (Goodfellow Productions, 1997)
Attempting to avoid gold diggers following his lottery win, local radio DJ Mark Flakers and his friend and Marc Donnelly become involved with a gang of counterfeiters led by Blackpool mayor Fat Harry White and the mysterious, but beautiful, Miss Laycock…
Read MoreGoing for Gold
Confusion as London Mayor Boris Johnson Suggests Buttock Skiing and Horse Pummelling as New Events for 2012 Olympics! International Olympic Committee Ignore Calls to Modernise Traditional Sports to Make Them More Relevant to Modern British Youth!
Read MorePorn to be Wild
Has Top Pornographer Discovered Entirely New Sexual Position? Believes That Newly Discovered Technique Will Revitalise Adult Industry Dominated by Extreme Sex as Customers Grow Bored With Conventional Porn!
Read MoreFootball Crazy
Traumatised England Fans Claim Defeat to Germany in World Cup Like ‘Being Castrated’! Fears of Civil Unrest as Disgruntled Football Supporters Issue Death Threats Against England Players!
Read MoreWacko Jacko Whacked?
Was Michael Jackson Assassinated by Music Industry Bosses to Boost Record Sales? Industry Insider Alleges Massive Plot to Eliminate Troublesome Top Music Stars to Avoid Scandals and Create Merchandising Opportunities!
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Knights of Cumalot (Handjob, 2003)
In this version of the Quest for the Holy Grail, Queen Guinevere, has taken to her bed with an incurable affliction – ‘the wound that never heals’. Little does King Arthur know, but this affliction is actually a bad case of the clap which she has caught from his favourite knight, Sir Thrustalot…
Read MoreThe Sleaze Manifesto
The Sleaze Manifesto
Read MoreAdventures of a Tribute Messiah
Accolade or Blasphemy? Condemned by the Church, Adored by the Public, Britain’s Top Jesus Impersonator Reveals the Highs and Lows of Being a Tribute Messiah! Groupies, Wild Motorcycle Stunts and Communion Wine Combine as Son of God Honoured!
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Last of the Smoking Sea Birds
Were Heavy Smoking Sea Birds Behind Gulf ‘Oil’ Slick? Oil Executive’s Astounding Claims Inspired by Top Palaeontologist’s Theories That Cigarettes Caused Extinction of Dinosaurs!
Read MoreCooking Up Trouble
Top Chef Launches Blistering Attack on TV Cooks! Claims Modern Cuisine Being Ruined by Pretentious Food, Egotistical Chefs and Obsessive Hygiene! Restaurant Condemned by Critics, Customers and Environmental Health!
Read MoreWell Hung Parliament
Was Nick Clegg Seduced by Smooth Old Etonian Charms of David Cameron? Speculation Runs Wild After Liberal Democrat Leader Spurns Advances of ‘Rough Trade’ Gordon Brown to Form ‘Long Term Relationship’ With Cameron After Being Wined and Dined by Tory Leader!
Read MoreInvesting in Democracy
Are Tories’ Preparing to Literally Buy Victory in General Election? Right Wing Think Tank Proposes Strategy of Buying Votes and Claiming Corruption on Expenses to Avoid Hung Parliament!
Read MoreDelusions of Power
Top Tory Believes Cameron Just a Figment of His Imagination! Blair Converts to Socialism! Are Britain’s Leading Politicians Cracking Up Under Pressures of Electioneering?
Read MoreFuelling Extremism
British National Party Kicks off General Election Campaign by Unveiling New Colour Coded Energy Policy! New Energy Tariffs to be Based on Ethnic Origin!
Read MoreTen Glorious Years!
Ten Glorious Years!
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