Author: docsleaze

The Beast of Downing Street

Is Prime Minister Gordon Brown Actually a Werewolf? New Book Claims Downing Street Staff and Cabinet Colleagues Live in Fear of Maulings and Harassment Every Full Moon!

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The Accidental Torturer

Holidaymaker Finds New Career on Package Tour of Notorious Prisons and Detention Camps! Outrage at Rise of ‘Torture Tourism’ as Vacationing British Banker Recruited as Torturer by CIA!

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Scream and Cream Again

Is the Government Planning to Steal the Sounds of Your Orgasm and Transform Them into a Deadly Super Weapon? Sound Recordist Arrested for Prowling Alleges Massive Conspiracy to Illegally Record Sounds of Britain Having Sex!

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Deviants Are Forever (Handjob, 2001)

Adapted from the novel by Ian Phlegming, this is the fourth of the popular James Bondage series, and the second starring Rump Gulley as Bondage. This episode pits the super-spy against yet another bizarre enemy of the Crown, this time European porn baron Oral Phallus (a great performance from Dutch actor Jan Zinzanbrook). The plot (such as it is) is somewhat confusing, involving the efforts of Phallus and his henchman Blojob (Harry Barse) to corner the European porn market by destroying the EU porn mountain, secretly stored at a Scottish castle…

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Environment for Terror

Are International Terror Groups Actually a Front for Coalition of Militant Environmentalists and Naturists? Journalist Alleges Global Plot to Restrict Air Travel and Impose Compulsory Universal Nudism!

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Gaza Strip Tease

Top Adult Star Held Hostage by Militant Palestinian Pornographers Freed in Daring SAS Raid! Performer Forced at Gun Point to Participate in Low Budget West Bank Porn Productions!

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The Joker is Wild

Britain’s Japesters in Mourning as Country’s Top Practical Joker Dies! Friends and Family Recall the Politicians and Celebrities Who Fell Victim to His Hilarious Pranks!

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Cold War

Britain’s Politicians Declare War on Bad Weather! Tory Leader David Cameron Proposes Deploying Military Against Incoming Cold Fronts! Prime Minister Responds With Plan to Detonate Nuclear Weapons to Heat Country!

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Flushed With Love

Wet and Messy World of Famous ‘Water Sports’ Enthuisiasts Exposed! Stars Mix Sex and Excrement After Celebrity Guru Proclaims Medicinal Benefits of Drinking Own Urine!

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Doctor, Doctor!

World of Dr Who Fandom Shocked s Rival Regenerations of Time Lord Brawl in Soho Massage Parlour! Bitter Dispute Over Lead Role in Popular TV Series Erupts into Violence!

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Fight Christmas

Santa Fighting – Cruel Blood Sport or Legitimate Method of Controlling Father Christmas Population? Debate Rages as Police Break Up Massive Santa Fighting Ring – Thousands of Pounds Allegedly Wagered on Outcome of Festive Knife Fights!

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The Christmas Experiment

Was Christmas Shopping Riot Triggered by Discovery of Ancient Alien Artefact? Incredible Claims that Festive Season Actually the Result of Alien Intervention!

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On The Game

Can Playing Sex-Themed Electronic Games Turn Young People into Sex Offenders? So Called Third Person Shagger Games Under Scrutiny Amid Claims They Objectify and Demean Women!

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The Wrath of Cod

Is Britain Under Threat From Giant Fish? Leading Comspiracy Theorist Claims Recent Coastal Flooding Result of Colossal Halibut Attacks! Alleges Climate Change, Foot and Mouth and Swine Flu Invented by Government to Cover Up Mass Revolt by Britain’s Animals!

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