Cooking Up Trouble
Top Chef Launches Blistering Attack on TV Cooks! Claims Modern Cuisine Being Ruined by Pretentious Food, Egotistical Chefs and Obsessive Hygiene! Restaurant Condemned by Critics, Customers and Environmental Health!
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Well Hung Parliament
Was Nick Clegg Seduced by Smooth Old Etonian Charms of David Cameron? Speculation Runs Wild After Liberal Democrat Leader Spurns Advances of ‘Rough Trade’ Gordon Brown to Form ‘Long Term Relationship’ With Cameron After Being Wined and Dined by Tory Leader!
Read MoreInvesting in Democracy
Are Tories’ Preparing to Literally Buy Victory in General Election? Right Wing Think Tank Proposes Strategy of Buying Votes and Claiming Corruption on Expenses to Avoid Hung Parliament!
Read MoreDelusions of Power
Top Tory Believes Cameron Just a Figment of His Imagination! Blair Converts to Socialism! Are Britain’s Leading Politicians Cracking Up Under Pressures of Electioneering?
Read MoreFuelling Extremism
British National Party Kicks off General Election Campaign by Unveiling New Colour Coded Energy Policy! New Energy Tariffs to be Based on Ethnic Origin!
Read MoreTen Glorious Years!
Ten Glorious Years!
Read MoreChrist The Kink?
Was Jesus a Nonce? Outrage at Claims of Miraculous Appearance of Christ Exposing Himself in Childrens’ Playground! ‘Jesus Told Us to Do It’ Allege Renegade Peadophile Priests!
Read MoreFashionably Dead
Was Top Designer Alexander McQueen’s Suicide Actually a Fashion Statement? Leading Fashion Designer Claims Deceased Guru as Inspiration for New ‘Suicide Chic’ Look!
Read MoreCameron’s Coup
Is Conservative Leader David Cameron Planning a Military Coup? Incredible Claims that Tories Plan to Use World War Two Re-Enactment Nazis to Seize Power in Event of Hung Parliament!
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The Search for Cock (Budli, 1969)
Lured to an uncharted planet by a false distress call from a long-lost space ship, Captain Pikestaff of the Starship Zipperfish, finds himself captured and imprisoned by a group of underground-dwelling alien pornographers. They want to film him breeding with their other human specimen – the pneumatic Mary-Ellen (Dolly Balongas), the sole survivor of the crashed space ship…
Read MoreThe Beast of Downing Street
Is Prime Minister Gordon Brown Actually a Werewolf? New Book Claims Downing Street Staff and Cabinet Colleagues Live in Fear of Maulings and Harassment Every Full Moon!
Read MoreThe Accidental Torturer
Holidaymaker Finds New Career on Package Tour of Notorious Prisons and Detention Camps! Outrage at Rise of ‘Torture Tourism’ as Vacationing British Banker Recruited as Torturer by CIA!
Read MoreScream and Cream Again
Is the Government Planning to Steal the Sounds of Your Orgasm and Transform Them into a Deadly Super Weapon? Sound Recordist Arrested for Prowling Alleges Massive Conspiracy to Illegally Record Sounds of Britain Having Sex!
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Deviants Are Forever (Handjob, 2001)
Adapted from the novel by Ian Phlegming, this is the fourth of the popular James Bondage series, and the second starring Rump Gulley as Bondage. This episode pits the super-spy against yet another bizarre enemy of the Crown, this time European porn baron Oral Phallus (a great performance from Dutch actor Jan Zinzanbrook). The plot (such as it is) is somewhat confusing, involving the efforts of Phallus and his henchman Blojob (Harry Barse) to corner the European porn market by destroying the EU porn mountain, secretly stored at a Scottish castle…
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Who is Doc Sleaze?
Read MoreEnvironment for Terror
Are International Terror Groups Actually a Front for Coalition of Militant Environmentalists and Naturists? Journalist Alleges Global Plot to Restrict Air Travel and Impose Compulsory Universal Nudism!
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