The Christmas Experiment
Was Christmas Shopping Riot Triggered by Discovery of Ancient Alien Artefact? Incredible Claims that Festive Season Actually the Result of Alien Intervention!
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On The Game
Can Playing Sex-Themed Electronic Games Turn Young People into Sex Offenders? So Called Third Person Shagger Games Under Scrutiny Amid Claims They Objectify and Demean Women!
Read MoreDoc Christmas, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Festive Season!
Doc Christmas, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Festive Season!
Read MoreThe Wrath of Cod
Is Britain Under Threat From Giant Fish? Leading Comspiracy Theorist Claims Recent Coastal Flooding Result of Colossal Halibut Attacks! Alleges Climate Change, Foot and Mouth and Swine Flu Invented by Government to Cover Up Mass Revolt by Britain’s Animals!
Read MoreChild’s Play
Shocked TV Viewers See Pudsey Bear Grope Female Presenter During Children in Need! Perpetrator Revealed as Disgraced Children’s Entertainer Sexually Obsessed with Children’s TV Characters!
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I Spit on Your War Grave
Claims That Tabloid Circulation War is Threatening to Pull British Politics Further into Gutter as Pro-Government Newspaper Hits Back at Rival’s Anti-Brown Stories With Cameron Nazi Allegations!
Read MoreWild Man of Westminster
Are Tory Leader David Cameron and the Bestial Wild Man Haunting Britain’s Corridors of Power One and the Same Person? Political Blogger Sensationally Claims Opposition Leader’s Abuse of Ancient Sexual Art for Electoral Gain has Unleashed His Inner Sex Fiend!
Read MoreFrankenstein Meets the Pikeys
Frankenstein Monster Arrested as Noted Mad Scientist Attempts to Move on Gypsys Illegally Camping in Castle Grounds! Monster Maker Claims Local Authorities’ Lack of Action Forced Him to Take Law into Own Hands!
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My Gun is Long (Mapatasi/Felcheimer, 1977)
Hard boiled private eye Tom Mulligan is hired to investigate the suicide of a British MP, which leads him into a complex blackmail plot involving a missing underground hardcore porn film, an extreme masochist group and a gang of Baader-Meinhoff style German terrorists. Homophobic Mulligan pursues his investigations with brutal vigour, but is eventually forced to acknowledge his attraction to tough and masterful men…
Read MoreThe Monster Makers
Are Most of Britain’s Top Paranormal Phenomena Hoaxes? World of Cryptozoology Shaken to Foundations by Revelation that Lincolnshire Sea Monster Created as Tourist Attraction!
Read MoreI Was Abducted by Zombie Nazi Flying Saucers!
I Was Abducted by Zombie Nazi Flying Saucers!
Read MoreBan the Mind Reader
How are a series of apparently unmotivated attacks on stage magicians connected with a sinister political conspiracy and a top secret government project? Just why are some of the world’s heads of state calling for a ban on mind readers?
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Bondage Beach (Gamahuche, 1972)
An attempt to parody the ‘Beach Party’ films of the 1960s, ‘Bondage Beach’ comes off surprisingly well, replicating the cheap and cheerful feel of the originals. Thankfully, however, it doesn’t feature beach movie veterans Frankie Avalon and Annette Funicello. Purporting to be set in California, but actually shot on a Norfolk beach in March, the film concerns the attempts of various rival factions to win the local heat of the ‘Romantic Restraint Monthly’ bondage contest…
Read MoreThe Pope of Birmingham
Vatican Rebels Plot to Replace Ailing Pope with Used Car Dealer! Self-Styled ‘Pope of Birmingham’ Plans to Pursue ‘Christ Through Car Sales’ – Offers Free Absolution With Every Major Service!
Read MoreMore Soft Soap
Our Handy Guide to What’s Going On in Your Favourite Soap Operas! Vintage Episodes of Coronation Street, Brookside and Crossroads Reviewed!
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