Are Reputations of Top Celebrities Being Undermined by Cheap Knock Offs of them Made in Far Eastern Sweat Shops Flooding the Market? Claims that Bargain Basement Doubles Rather than Real Stars are Behind Anti-Social Behaviour and Bad Movies!
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After the success of such compilation films as ‘That’s Entertainment’ and ‘That’s Dancing’ it was perhaps inevitable that something similar would be produced for more specialist markets. Porn specialists Mapatasi were happy to oblige with this collection of classic celluloid spanking moments…
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Read MoreBritish Film Industry Strikes Back at Hollywood’s Misrepresentation of History! Maverick Director Aims to Expose ‘Truth’ Behind America’s Top Historical Heroes!
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Read MoreNewspaper Accuses Prime Minister of Trying to Engineer National Crisis for Political Gain! Was Swine Flu Virus Really Created in Secret Government Lab? Did Gordon Brown Plan Fake Terror Attack to Boost Standing in Polls?
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Read MoreAre Gang of Royal Dopplegangers Behind Recent Spate of Regal Misbehaviour? Former Royal Butler Suspects Bizarre Conspiracy to Discredit Royal Family with Army of Doubles!
Read MoreWill Vatican’s Crackdown on Paedophile Priests Threaten Career Prospects of Britain’s Perverts? Calls for Government to Provide New Training Schemes for Deviants to Ensure future of UK Perversity!
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