I Was Abducted by Zombie Nazi Flying Saucers!
I Was Abducted by Zombie Nazi Flying Saucers!
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Ban the Mind Reader
How are a series of apparently unmotivated attacks on stage magicians connected with a sinister political conspiracy and a top secret government project? Just why are some of the world’s heads of state calling for a ban on mind readers?
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Bondage Beach (Gamahuche, 1972)
An attempt to parody the ‘Beach Party’ films of the 1960s, ‘Bondage Beach’ comes off surprisingly well, replicating the cheap and cheerful feel of the originals. Thankfully, however, it doesn’t feature beach movie veterans Frankie Avalon and Annette Funicello. Purporting to be set in California, but actually shot on a Norfolk beach in March, the film concerns the attempts of various rival factions to win the local heat of the ‘Romantic Restraint Monthly’ bondage contest…
Read MoreThe Pope of Birmingham
Vatican Rebels Plot to Replace Ailing Pope with Used Car Dealer! Self-Styled ‘Pope of Birmingham’ Plans to Pursue ‘Christ Through Car Sales’ – Offers Free Absolution With Every Major Service!
Read MoreMore Soft Soap
Our Handy Guide to What’s Going On in Your Favourite Soap Operas! Vintage Episodes of Coronation Street, Brookside and Crossroads Reviewed!
Read MoreCelebrity Knock Offs
Are Reputations of Top Celebrities Being Undermined by Cheap Knock Offs of them Made in Far Eastern Sweat Shops Flooding the Market? Claims that Bargain Basement Doubles Rather than Real Stars are Behind Anti-Social Behaviour and Bad Movies!
Read MoreI Was a Sex Pest From Outer Space
Was the ‘Alien Visitor’ That Terrorised a Sleepy English Village Really a Human Peeping Tom? Sex Offender’s Claims Spark Furious Debate in World of Ufology!
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That’s Spanking! (Mapatasi, 1975)
After the success of such compilation films as ‘That’s Entertainment’ and ‘That’s Dancing’ it was perhaps inevitable that something similar would be produced for more specialist markets. Porn specialists Mapatasi were happy to oblige with this collection of classic celluloid spanking moments…
Read MoreWild Women of Wandsworth
As Packs of wild Women Terrorise Britain’s Town Centres, Government Controversially Authorises Woman Hunters to Round Up and Domesticate Feral Females! Necessary Control Measure for Public Safety or Misogynistic Repression of Women’s Rights?
Read MoreThe Stench of Summer!
The Stench of Summer!
Read MoreClose Up and Personal
Cinema Goers Duck for Cover as New 3D Porn Film Thrusts Breasts, Buttocks and Genitalia in their Faces! Stereoscopic Vision Latest Gimmick in Adult Movie Producer’s Attempts to Keep Porn on the Big Screen!
Read MoreMurder, My Tweet
Thousands Feared Dead After Controversial Internet Cult Leader Orders Twitter Followers to Commit Suicide! Social Networking Service Under Fire Amid Claims it Encourages Serial Killers and Cultists!
Read MoreThe Empire Strikes Back
British Film Industry Strikes Back at Hollywood’s Misrepresentation of History! Maverick Director Aims to Expose ‘Truth’ Behind America’s Top Historical Heroes!
Read MoreThey Stole Jacko’s Brain!
Bizarre Claims that Michael Jackson’s Missing Brain Transplanted into Chimp! Mystery Surrounds Final Resting Place of King of Pop’s Organ Amidst Rumours of Body Swaps and Faked Deaths!
Read MoreOn Her Majesty’s Swinging Service
Former Soviet Agent Reveals How Britain’s Undercover Celebrities Won the Cold War! Amazing Truth Behind The Beatles’ Iron Curtain Exploits and Oliver Reed’s Alcohol Fuelled Mission to Moscow!-
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