Allegations of Political Opportunism Vehemently Denied as David Cameron Vows to Publicly Spank Tory MPs Making Excessive Expenses Claims! Tory Party Rejects Claims that Leader Will Jump on Any Bandwagon in Desperate Search for Votes!
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Police Inspector Jack Horn investigates a series of mysterious deaths in the vicinity of a US Air Force base in Britain. The victims seem to have choked to death and large amounts of apparently human semen have been found in their stomachs. Convinced that leaked radioactive material from American nuclear weapons have created a race of mutant sex fiends, the local villagers, urged on by local wheelchair-bound scientist Professor Hammerhead, attempt to storm the base…
Read MoreGovernment Rocked by New Scandal After Minister Makes Own Porn Films Financed by Parliamentary Expenses! Claims Movies are Essential Political Research into Exploitation of Women!
Read MoreNew TV Series Featuring Live Autopsies of Rich and Famous Condemned as Tasteless! Makers Claim Programme Merely Represents Ultimate in Reality TV!
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Another incredible reinterpretation (some would say travesty) of history from independent British writer/director Sid Dukie, From Shamrock to Swastika depicts Joseph Kennedy, father of JFK, as being a Nazi collaborator hell-bent on Britain’s defeat in World War Two…
Read MoreHas Jade Goody Performed Miracles From Beyond the Grave? Is Peter Andre a Prophet of the Apocalypse? Can Tom Jones’ Touch Cure Erectile Dysfunction? Bizarre Celebrity-Worshipping Cults Revealed!
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Are Internet Peeping Toms Using Google Street View to Snoop on Unsuspecting Victims? Calls for Web Application to be Banned Amid Complaints of Rampant Cyber-Voyeurism!
Read MoreMasturbatory Fantasies of the Rich and Famous Revealed! This Time: Israeli Mentalist Uri Gellar’s Snake Milking Shenanigans Revealed!
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Read MoreDoes Primitive Tribe Roam Undetected in Britain’s Capital City? Man Sensationally Claims to Have Been Held Captive for Year by Savages in South London!
Read MoreTop Promoter Denies Deliberately Irradiating Client to Induce Life-Threatening Cancer for Publicity Purposes! Claims Exploitation of Terminal Illness is Legitimate Means of Boosting Flagging Celebrity Careers!
Read MoreMeet the Civil Servants Who Procure Porn, Prostitutes and Perveristy for Visiting Foreign Dignitaries! Secret Government Department’s Amazing Activities Exposed!
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Instead of carrying out brain transplants, Frankenstein finds himself treating a famous male stripper Dick Wheat (Harry Barse – later to play Blojob in softcore Bond-ripoff ‘Deviants are Forever’, who has had acid thrown over his privates by a jealous rival. The good doctor proceeds to transplant a penis from a recently deceased sex-offender…
Read MoreVoyeurism Goes High Tech as New Website Offers Visitors All the Thrills of Being Peeping Tom Withour The Risks! Ultimate in Reality TV as Site Founder Secretly Films Neighbours’ Bedroom Antics!
Read MoreAre Britain’s Pensioners Under Threat From Dangerous Sexual Predators? Top Sexologist Warns of Explosion in Geriatric Sex Offending Due to Ageing Population!
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From the outset, this low-budget British horror flick makes clear its no-holds barred approach. In the opening scene a car full of youths speeds along the M25 orbital motorway, pulling alongside an old Rover carrying an elderly couple, one of the youths lowers his window and moons at the oldsters. In response the elderly woman passenger of the Rover winds down her window, leans across, and bites a huge chunk of the guy’s arse…
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