Royal Doping Scandal
Senior Royal Family Members Doped to Prevent Embarassing Antics at State Events! Sensational New Book Reveals Shocking Madcap Antics Which led to Sedation Policy!
Read MoreSenior Royal Family Members Doped to Prevent Embarassing Antics at State Events! Sensational New Book Reveals Shocking Madcap Antics Which led to Sedation Policy!
Read MoreNewspaper Accuses Prime Minister of Trying to Engineer National Crisis for Political Gain! Was Swine Flu Virus Really Created in Secret Government Lab? Did Gordon Brown Plan Fake Terror Attack to Boost Standing in Polls?
Read MoreHas Pope Benedict XVI Been Secretly Rearming Vatican for War on Non-Believers? Bizarre ‘Cardinals’ Plot’ to Replace Warmongering Pontiff with Revived Corpse of Pope John XXII!
Read MoreAre Gang of Royal Dopplegangers Behind Recent Spate of Regal Misbehaviour? Former Royal Butler Suspects Bizarre Conspiracy to Discredit Royal Family with Army of Doubles!
Read MoreWill Vatican’s Crackdown on Paedophile Priests Threaten Career Prospects of Britain’s Perverts? Calls for Government to Provide New Training Schemes for Deviants to Ensure future of UK Perversity!
Read MoreThe Last Temptation of Doc Sleaze
Read MoreProducer Announces Plans to use Digital Technology to Virtually Resurrect Dead ‘Carry On’ Stars for Controversial New Films! Promises Series of Saucy Satires Riped From the Headlines!
Read MoreWhacky World of Those Celebrity Slap Heads Revealed! Amazing Antics of the Bald and the Beautiful Exposed!
Read MoreAllegations of Political Opportunism Vehemently Denied as David Cameron Vows to Publicly Spank Tory MPs Making Excessive Expenses Claims! Tory Party Rejects Claims that Leader Will Jump on Any Bandwagon in Desperate Search for Votes!
Read MorePolice Inspector Jack Horn investigates a series of mysterious deaths in the vicinity of a US Air Force base in Britain. The victims seem to have choked to death and large amounts of apparently human semen have been found in their stomachs. Convinced that leaked radioactive material from American nuclear weapons have created a race of mutant sex fiends, the local villagers, urged on by local wheelchair-bound scientist Professor Hammerhead, attempt to storm the base…
Read MoreGovernment Rocked by New Scandal After Minister Makes Own Porn Films Financed by Parliamentary Expenses! Claims Movies are Essential Political Research into Exploitation of Women!
Read MoreNew TV Series Featuring Live Autopsies of Rich and Famous Condemned as Tasteless! Makers Claim Programme Merely Represents Ultimate in Reality TV!
Read MoreAnother incredible reinterpretation (some would say travesty) of history from independent British writer/director Sid Dukie, From Shamrock to Swastika depicts Joseph Kennedy, father of JFK, as being a Nazi collaborator hell-bent on Britain’s defeat in World War Two…
Read MoreHas Jade Goody Performed Miracles From Beyond the Grave? Is Peter Andre a Prophet of the Apocalypse? Can Tom Jones’ Touch Cure Erectile Dysfunction? Bizarre Celebrity-Worshipping Cults Revealed!
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