Author: docsleaze

Carry On Bombing

Producer Announces Plans to use Digital Technology to Virtually Resurrect Dead ‘Carry On’ Stars for Controversial New Films! Promises Series of Saucy Satires Riped From the Headlines!

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Gone Wild

Top Cryptozoologist Claims Escaped Wild Animals Behind Series of Deaths and Disappearances! Are Wild Hippos and Elephants Running Amok in English Countryside?

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Black and Blue

Allegations of Political Opportunism Vehemently Denied as David Cameron Vows to Publicly Spank Tory MPs Making Excessive Expenses Claims! Tory Party Rejects Claims that Leader Will Jump on Any Bandwagon in Desperate Search for Votes!

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Ghoul Without a Groin (Mapatasi, 1971)

Police Inspector Jack Horn investigates a series of mysterious deaths in the vicinity of a US Air Force base in Britain. The victims seem to have choked to death and large amounts of apparently human semen have been found in their stomachs. Convinced that leaked radioactive material from American nuclear weapons have created a race of mutant sex fiends, the local villagers, urged on by local wheelchair-bound scientist Professor Hammerhead, attempt to storm the base…

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Taking the Whip

Government Rocked by New Scandal After Minister Makes Own Porn Films Financed by Parliamentary Expenses! Claims Movies are Essential Political Research into Exploitation of Women!

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Celebrity Autopsy

New TV Series Featuring Live Autopsies of Rich and Famous Condemned as Tasteless! Makers Claim Programme Merely Represents Ultimate in Reality TV!

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From Shamrock to Swastika (Bulldog, 2000)

Another incredible reinterpretation (some would say travesty) of history from independent British writer/director Sid Dukie, From Shamrock to Swastika depicts Joseph Kennedy, father of JFK, as being a Nazi collaborator hell-bent on Britain’s defeat in World War Two…

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Cult of Celebrity

Has Jade Goody Performed Miracles From Beyond the Grave? Is Peter Andre a Prophet of the Apocalypse? Can Tom Jones’ Touch Cure Erectile Dysfunction? Bizarre Celebrity-Worshipping Cults Revealed!

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Caught on Camera

Are Internet Peeping Toms Using Google Street View to Snoop on Unsuspecting Victims? Calls for Web Application to be Banned Amid Complaints of Rampant Cyber-Voyeurism!

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Lost Tribe of London

Does Primitive Tribe Roam Undetected in Britain’s Capital City? Man Sensationally Claims to Have Been Held Captive for Year by Savages in South London!

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Celebrity Death Watch

Top Promoter Denies Deliberately Irradiating Client to Induce Life-Threatening Cancer for Publicity Purposes! Claims Exploitation of Terminal Illness is Legitimate Means of Boosting Flagging Celebrity Careers!

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Procurer Executive

Meet the Civil Servants Who Procure Porn, Prostitutes and Perveristy for Visiting Foreign Dignitaries! Secret Government Department’s Amazing Activities Exposed!

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