To Hell With Love!
Single People Targeted by Gangs of Couples in Series of Vicious St Valentine’s Day Attacks! Instinctive Purging of Socially Inadequate Sad Single Bastards or Jealously Rage at Freedom of the Unattached?
Read MoreSingle People Targeted by Gangs of Couples in Series of Vicious St Valentine’s Day Attacks! Instinctive Purging of Socially Inadequate Sad Single Bastards or Jealously Rage at Freedom of the Unattached?
Read MoreFear is the Key
Read MoreIs Tory leader David Cameron leading a double life? Does Britain’s suave opposition leader have an evil alter ego involved in extreme right wing politics, sexual harassment and destabilising the economy through reckless City trading?
Read MoreYoung Ezekial arrives in First Century Galilee to claim his inheritance of his grandfather’s carpentry business, but is told by his guardian that he is in fact the son of Jesus. Suspicion soon falls on Ezekial when a series of bizarre murders take place – the victims are all in some way connected with the crucifixion of Christ…
Read MoreCable TV Channel Set Up to Raise Moral Standards Condemned by Watchdog For Broadcast of Torture, Punishment and Humiliation! Are Channel’s Owners Moral Guardians or Just Hypocritical Perverts?
Read MoreMasturbatory Fantasies of the Rich and Famous Revealed! This Time: pop legend John Lennon’s Pud Pulling Habits Exposed!
Read MoreSuburban Street Blitzed as Gordon Brown Declares War on the Recession! Residents Suffer Bombs, Black Outs, Rationing and Conscription in Experiment to Recreate ‘Wartime Spirit’ in Fight Against Credit Crunch!
Read MoreOut With The Old Sleaze, In With The New Sleaze!
Read MoreMoral Campaigners Condemn Festive DVD Release of Legendary Seasonal Porn Movie! Claims that Scenes of Santa’s Sex Romps in a Pear Tree Will Corrupt Christmas!
Read MoreDoes a Spectral Sex Offender Stalk the Stalls of Fulchester Cathedral? A Tale of Seasonal Supernatural Terror to Chill the Bones!
Read MoreWere Reality TV Contestants Forgotten and Abandoned by Programme Makers Responsible for Wrecking and Looting Ships on Remote Island? Amazing Claims that Crews Eaten by Survivors of BBC Castaway TV Show in Cannibal Pirate Spree!
Read MoreTop Judge Accused of Giving Lenient Sentences in Exchange for Sexual Favours! Britain’s Judiciary Rocked by Newspaper’s Claims of Corruption and Sexual Deviancy!
Read MoreAre Nazi Homosexuals From the Hollow Earth Planning World Domination? Top Conspiracy Theorist Reveals Gay Nazi Generals’ Plot to ‘Turn’ Hitler!
Read MoreGovernment to Nationalise Amy Winehouse in Attempt to Save Britian’s Alcoholic Beverages Industry! Move Essential in Order to Encourage Young Binge Drinkers Claims Chancellor!
Read MoreHalloween Horrors as Tables Turned on Trick-or-Treaters! Wolfman and Frankenstein’s Monster Terrorise Town With Pumpkin Attacks as Former Victim Puts the Frighteners on Tormentors!
Read MoreSarah Palin Denies Inciting Christian Fundamentalists to Attack Wall Street Bankers! Republican Vice Presidential Candidate Claims She Never Accused Bankers of Being Either Child Murdering Priests of Mammon,or Vampires!
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