Author: docsleaze

The Privates of Frankenstein (Hammer/Felchmeister, 1962)

Instead of carrying out brain transplants, Frankenstein finds himself treating a famous male stripper Dick Wheat (Harry Barse – later to play Blojob in softcore Bond-ripoff ‘Deviants are Forever’, who has had acid thrown over his privates by a jealous rival. The good doctor proceeds to transplant a penis from a recently deceased sex-offender…

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Peeping Tom TV

Voyeurism Goes High Tech as New Website Offers Visitors All the Thrills of Being Peeping Tom Withour The Risks! Ultimate in Reality TV as Site Founder Secretly Films Neighbours’ Bedroom Antics!

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Age Before Beauty

Are Britain’s Pensioners Under Threat From Dangerous Sexual Predators? Top Sexologist Warns of Explosion in Geriatric Sex Offending Due to Ageing Population!

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Highway of the Driving Dead (Hampton, 2007)

From the outset, this low-budget British horror flick makes clear its no-holds barred approach. In the opening scene a car full of youths speeds along the M25 orbital motorway, pulling alongside an old Rover carrying an elderly couple, one of the youths lowers his window and moons at the oldsters. In response the elderly woman passenger of the Rover winds down her window, leans across, and bites a huge chunk of the guy’s arse…

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To Hell With Love!

Single People Targeted by Gangs of Couples in Series of Vicious St Valentine’s Day Attacks! Instinctive Purging of Socially Inadequate Sad Single Bastards or Jealously Rage at Freedom of the Unattached?

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The Two Faces of David Cameron

Is Tory leader David Cameron leading a double life? Does Britain’s suave opposition leader have an evil alter ego involved in extreme right wing politics, sexual harassment and destabilising the economy through reckless City trading?

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Son of Jesus (Eagle-Lion, 1956)

Young Ezekial arrives in First Century Galilee to claim his inheritance of his grandfather’s carpentry business, but is told by his guardian that he is in fact the son of Jesus. Suspicion soon falls on Ezekial when a series of bizarre murders take place – the victims are all in some way connected with the crucifixion of Christ…

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Puritan Pleasures

Cable TV Channel Set Up to Raise Moral Standards Condemned by Watchdog For Broadcast of Torture, Punishment and Humiliation! Are Channel’s Owners Moral Guardians or Just Hypocritical Perverts?

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The War Against Recession

Suburban Street Blitzed as Gordon Brown Declares War on the Recession! Residents Suffer Bombs, Black Outs, Rationing and Conscription in Experiment to Recreate ‘Wartime Spirit’ in Fight Against Credit Crunch!

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Castaway Apocalypse

Were Reality TV Contestants Forgotten and Abandoned by Programme Makers Responsible for Wrecking and Looting Ships on Remote Island? Amazing Claims that Crews Eaten by Survivors of BBC Castaway TV Show in Cannibal Pirate Spree!

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Law and Disorder

Top Judge Accused of Giving Lenient Sentences in Exchange for Sexual Favours! Britain’s Judiciary Rocked by Newspaper’s Claims of Corruption and Sexual Deviancy!

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