The Beast That Ate Wall Street
Financial Sector Denies Basing Decisions on Irrational Fears as Rumours of Giant Octopus Attack on New York Wipes Millions Off of Share Prices!
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Off The Wrist: Marc Bolan
Masturbatory Fantasies of the Rich and Famous Revealed! This Time: Seventies Glam Rocker Marc Bolan’s Plank Spanking Habits Exposed!
Read MoreBlair Witch Finder Project
Tony Blair Set for Shock Return to Government as Witchfinder General! Gordon Brown Accuses Cameron and Conservatives of Black Magic Conspiracy as Banking Sector Falls Victim to Voodoo Economics!
Read MoreNot Easy Being a Satirist
Not Easy Being a Satirist
Read MoreBootlegged Beatles
Was Paul McCartney Replaced by Double in 1966? Did John Lennon Fake Own Death? Did They Form Beatles Tribute Band? Music World Rocked by Sensational new Claims!
Read MoreCelebrity Big Bang
Does Experiment to Recreate Origins of Celebity Culture Threaten the Very Existence of the Fame Firmament? Protesters Fear Activation of ‘Celebrity Collider’ Will Create Talent-Sucking Black Hole!
Read MoreOver the Moon
Late Who Drummer’s Amazing Phallic Fixation Exposed by Former Roadie! Incredible Tales of Wild Parties, Human Cock Fights and Bizarre Pranks as Roadie Reveals All!
Read MoreSex Dolls of the SS
Last Great Story of World War Two Revealed, As Nazi Plot to Bring Britain to its Knees with Army of Exploding Inflatable Women Uncovered!
Read MoreSex in Space
NASA Claim to Have Achieved First Zero-Gravity Erection Sparks New Space Race! Russian and American Space Agencies Vie to Install Adult Film Production Module on International Space Station!
Read MoreHaving it Large!
Having it Large!
Read MoreThe Day The Earth Got Spanked
Aliens Issue Chilling Warning to Mankind! Is it Humanity’s Fate to be Spanked into Submission by Alien Masters? Despite Fears of World Leaders, Promise of Proper Discipline Welcomed in Many Quarters!
Read MoreA Life in Pictures
Man Believes Life Only Validated When Captured on Film! Uses Surveillance Technology to Star in Film of Own Life! Increasing Number of Britons Choosing to Have Lives Professionally Scripted!
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The Big Political Sell Out
Failing Labour Party Faces Having Private Company Brought in to run Affairs! Richard Branson’s Virgin Group Favourites for Takeover as Backbench MPs Fear Job Losses and Asset-Stripping!
Read MoreFuelling the Protests
Fuel Price Protesters Forced to Cancel Demonstration as Participants Can’t Afford Petrol for Molotov Cocktails! Government Under Pressure to Act as Rising Fuel Prices Threaten LIvelihoods of Rioters, Arsonists and Sex Workers!
Read MoreSecret Diary of a Street Walker
Could Sensational New Book Exposing Dark Side of Prostitution Put Britain’s Personal Services Industry at Risk? Fears of Prostitute Shortages as Young Women Shun Profession!
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The Erotic Experiments of Professor Mandrake (Mount-Faulcon, 1973)
Randy mad scientists, homoeroticism, a ludicrous plot and past their prime stars – yes, its another 1970s European erotic horror pic. This little-known Franco-Spanish gem opens with crazy camp scientist Professor Mandrake (George Sanders) sending his servant – a cross-dressing werewolf – to kidnap Frankenstein’s monster. It seems that mincing Mandrake has been admiring the monster from afar and wants to make certain ‘modifications’ to him before taking him as his gay lover…
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