Gay Nazis Must Die!
Are Nazi Homosexuals From the Hollow Earth Planning World Domination? Top Conspiracy Theorist Reveals Gay Nazi Generals’ Plot to ‘Turn’ Hitler!
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Nationalised Treasures
Government to Nationalise Amy Winehouse in Attempt to Save Britian’s Alcoholic Beverages Industry! Move Essential in Order to Encourage Young Binge Drinkers Claims Chancellor!
Read MoreThe Frighteners
Halloween Horrors as Tables Turned on Trick-or-Treaters! Wolfman and Frankenstein’s Monster Terrorise Town With Pumpkin Attacks as Former Victim Puts the Frighteners on Tormentors!
Read MoreBanking on Fear
Sarah Palin Denies Inciting Christian Fundamentalists to Attack Wall Street Bankers! Republican Vice Presidential Candidate Claims She Never Accused Bankers of Being Either Child Murdering Priests of Mammon,or Vampires!
Read MoreThe Beast That Ate Wall Street
Financial Sector Denies Basing Decisions on Irrational Fears as Rumours of Giant Octopus Attack on New York Wipes Millions Off of Share Prices!
Read MoreOff The Wrist: Marc Bolan
Masturbatory Fantasies of the Rich and Famous Revealed! This Time: Seventies Glam Rocker Marc Bolan’s Plank Spanking Habits Exposed!
Read MoreBlair Witch Finder Project
Tony Blair Set for Shock Return to Government as Witchfinder General! Gordon Brown Accuses Cameron and Conservatives of Black Magic Conspiracy as Banking Sector Falls Victim to Voodoo Economics!
Read MoreNot Easy Being a Satirist
Not Easy Being a Satirist
Read MoreBootlegged Beatles
Was Paul McCartney Replaced by Double in 1966? Did John Lennon Fake Own Death? Did They Form Beatles Tribute Band? Music World Rocked by Sensational new Claims!
Read MoreCelebrity Big Bang
Does Experiment to Recreate Origins of Celebity Culture Threaten the Very Existence of the Fame Firmament? Protesters Fear Activation of ‘Celebrity Collider’ Will Create Talent-Sucking Black Hole!
Read MoreOver the Moon
Late Who Drummer’s Amazing Phallic Fixation Exposed by Former Roadie! Incredible Tales of Wild Parties, Human Cock Fights and Bizarre Pranks as Roadie Reveals All!
Read MoreSex Dolls of the SS
Last Great Story of World War Two Revealed, As Nazi Plot to Bring Britain to its Knees with Army of Exploding Inflatable Women Uncovered!
Read MoreSex in Space
NASA Claim to Have Achieved First Zero-Gravity Erection Sparks New Space Race! Russian and American Space Agencies Vie to Install Adult Film Production Module on International Space Station!
Read MoreHaving it Large!
Having it Large!
Read MoreThe Day The Earth Got Spanked
Aliens Issue Chilling Warning to Mankind! Is it Humanity’s Fate to be Spanked into Submission by Alien Masters? Despite Fears of World Leaders, Promise of Proper Discipline Welcomed in Many Quarters!
Read MoreA Life in Pictures
Man Believes Life Only Validated When Captured on Film! Uses Surveillance Technology to Star in Film of Own Life! Increasing Number of Britons Choosing to Have Lives Professionally Scripted!
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