The War Against Recession
Suburban Street Blitzed as Gordon Brown Declares War on the Recession! Residents Suffer Bombs, Black Outs, Rationing and Conscription in Experiment to Recreate ‘Wartime Spirit’ in Fight Against Credit Crunch!
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Out With The Old Sleaze, In With The New Sleaze!
Out With The Old Sleaze, In With The New Sleaze!
Read MoreThe Twelve Lays of Christmas
Moral Campaigners Condemn Festive DVD Release of Legendary Seasonal Porn Movie! Claims that Scenes of Santa’s Sex Romps in a Pear Tree Will Corrupt Christmas!
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A Ghost Story For Christmas
Does a Spectral Sex Offender Stalk the Stalls of Fulchester Cathedral? A Tale of Seasonal Supernatural Terror to Chill the Bones!
Read MoreCastaway Apocalypse
Were Reality TV Contestants Forgotten and Abandoned by Programme Makers Responsible for Wrecking and Looting Ships on Remote Island? Amazing Claims that Crews Eaten by Survivors of BBC Castaway TV Show in Cannibal Pirate Spree!
Read MoreLaw and Disorder
Top Judge Accused of Giving Lenient Sentences in Exchange for Sexual Favours! Britain’s Judiciary Rocked by Newspaper’s Claims of Corruption and Sexual Deviancy!
Read MoreGay Nazis Must Die!
Are Nazi Homosexuals From the Hollow Earth Planning World Domination? Top Conspiracy Theorist Reveals Gay Nazi Generals’ Plot to ‘Turn’ Hitler!
Read MoreNationalised Treasures
Government to Nationalise Amy Winehouse in Attempt to Save Britian’s Alcoholic Beverages Industry! Move Essential in Order to Encourage Young Binge Drinkers Claims Chancellor!
Read MoreThe Frighteners
Halloween Horrors as Tables Turned on Trick-or-Treaters! Wolfman and Frankenstein’s Monster Terrorise Town With Pumpkin Attacks as Former Victim Puts the Frighteners on Tormentors!
Read MoreBanking on Fear
Sarah Palin Denies Inciting Christian Fundamentalists to Attack Wall Street Bankers! Republican Vice Presidential Candidate Claims She Never Accused Bankers of Being Either Child Murdering Priests of Mammon,or Vampires!
Read MoreThe Beast That Ate Wall Street
Financial Sector Denies Basing Decisions on Irrational Fears as Rumours of Giant Octopus Attack on New York Wipes Millions Off of Share Prices!
Read MoreOff The Wrist: Marc Bolan
Masturbatory Fantasies of the Rich and Famous Revealed! This Time: Seventies Glam Rocker Marc Bolan’s Plank Spanking Habits Exposed!
Read MoreBlair Witch Finder Project
Tony Blair Set for Shock Return to Government as Witchfinder General! Gordon Brown Accuses Cameron and Conservatives of Black Magic Conspiracy as Banking Sector Falls Victim to Voodoo Economics!
Read MoreNot Easy Being a Satirist
Not Easy Being a Satirist
Read MoreBootlegged Beatles
Was Paul McCartney Replaced by Double in 1966? Did John Lennon Fake Own Death? Did They Form Beatles Tribute Band? Music World Rocked by Sensational new Claims!
Read MoreCelebrity Big Bang
Does Experiment to Recreate Origins of Celebity Culture Threaten the Very Existence of the Fame Firmament? Protesters Fear Activation of ‘Celebrity Collider’ Will Create Talent-Sucking Black Hole!
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