Author: docsleaze

The Big Political Sell Out

Failing Labour Party Faces Having Private Company Brought in to run Affairs! Richard Branson’s Virgin Group Favourites for Takeover as Backbench MPs Fear Job Losses and Asset-Stripping!

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Fuelling the Protests

Fuel Price Protesters Forced to Cancel Demonstration as Participants Can’t Afford Petrol for Molotov Cocktails! Government Under Pressure to Act as Rising Fuel Prices Threaten LIvelihoods of Rioters, Arsonists and Sex Workers!

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Secret Diary of a Street Walker

Could Sensational New Book Exposing Dark Side of Prostitution Put Britain’s Personal Services Industry at Risk? Fears of Prostitute Shortages as Young Women Shun Profession!

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The Erotic Experiments of Professor Mandrake (Mount-Faulcon, 1973)

Randy mad scientists, homoeroticism, a ludicrous plot and past their prime stars – yes, its another 1970s European erotic horror pic. This little-known Franco-Spanish gem opens with crazy camp scientist Professor Mandrake (George Sanders) sending his servant – a cross-dressing werewolf – to kidnap Frankenstein’s monster. It seems that mincing Mandrake has been admiring the monster from afar and wants to make certain ‘modifications’ to him before taking him as his gay lover…

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Gordon Brown, Going Down?

Prime Minister Accused of Using Sexual Favours to Buy Votes! Did Gordon Brown Win Vital Terror Vote by Offering Prostitutes and Porn to Rebel Bank Benchers?

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Sex and Violence

Minister Held Hostage in S&M Dungeon and MPs Pelted With Dildos as Militant Fetishists Storm Parliament in Protest at New Law Banning Violent Porn!

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All American Gigolo

Shock Claim that Hilary Clinton’s Campaign Financed by Husband’s Immoral Earnings! Did Hilary Pimp Bill as Male Escort to Raise Funds?

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Skin Deep

From Organ Transplants to Monkey Glands – Bizarre Rejuvenation Secrets of the Rich and Famous Exposed!

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London Lock Down

Boris Johnson Reveals Plans to Transform London’s Sink Estates into ‘Gated Communities’! Local Community to be Segregated Behind Barbed Wire Fences – Policy Will Cut Crime and Traffic Congestion Claims Mayor!

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Sweet Love

Is America’s Bee-Keeping Industry Under Threar From Celebrities Seeking Penis Enlargement? Allegations That Under-Endowed Stars Wrecking Hives in Order to Expose Genitalia to Bee-Stings in Hope of Enlargement!

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The Awards on Terror

International Terrorism Awards Rocked by Allegations of Vote-Rigging! Western Terror Organisations Threaten Walk-Out in Protest at Islamic Extremism’s Domination of Awards!

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Gun Crazy!

Are US Gun Massacres Simply Work of Lone Lunatics, or Part of Massive Government Conspiracy? Retired Lawman Claims Federal Authorities Culling Population to Cleanse Gene Pool!

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Liar, Liar!

Britain’s Biggest Liar Exposed! Top Faker Allegedly Made Millions From Selling Outrageous Lies to the Press! Convinced Reporters that Cliff Richard a Satanist, Bridget Bardot a Vivisectionist!

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Double Exposure

Conspiracy to Replace Top Celebrities with Doubles Revealed! Breast Gropings Only Sure Way to Expose Doppelgangers’ Tell-Tale Lack of Nipples!

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