School for Swearing
The Foul Mouthed Media Guru Who Teaches Britain’s Middle Class Celebrities How to Swear! Would a Whole Generation of Entertainers be Speechless Without Him?
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Extinct by Royal Appointment
Are Royal Family Hunting Endangered Species to Extinction? Top Conservationist Claims Rare Exotic Animals Regularly Imported onto Royal Estates for Illegal Hunting Parties!
Read MoreOrdinary Rendition
Suburbia’s Secret Torture Camps Revealed! British Extremist Wages Private War on Terror – Organises ‘Extraordinary Rendition’ of Terror Suspects to Interrogation Centre in Own Home!
Read MoreI Married a Poltergeist
Can True Love Be Found Across the Great Divide of Life and Death? Top TV Medium Tells of Her Amazing Supernatural Marital Experiences!
Read MorePsychic Sex Pest?
Is Uri Gellar a Psychic Sex Pest, Stalking Women With Possessed Household Appliances? Neighbours Claim Famed Psychic’s Supernatural Sex Life Has Played Havoc With Their Electrical Appliances!
Read MoreDenial of Customer Service
Denial of Customer Service
Read MoreHijab Halloween
Are Suicide Trick-or-Treaters Set to Spread Terror This Halloween? Fears That Police Could Shoot Suicide Bomber Costumed Children by Mistake!
Read MoreWhen Celebrities Go Ape
Growing Numbers of Celebrities Going on Violent Rampages After Hallucinating They Are Apes! Genuine Psychological Syndrome or Cynical Excuse for Loutish Behaviour?
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Dr Jekyll and Mr Black (Bojack, 1973)
Updated to 1970s Los Angeles, this version of the oft-told tale has wimpish (and white) right-winger Dr Jekyll working in a hospital in the predominantly black Watts area. Toiling in his spare time to develop a serum which will tame the aggression of the “black savages” (as he views them), Jekyll finds that the stress of his work has rendered him impotent and unable to satisfy his wife’s sexual desires. Trying his latest serum on himself, Jekyll turns into a handsome, and amazingly well-endowed, black man…
Read MoreMy Hillbilly Hell!
How Billy Bob Thornton’s Wild Hillbilly Ways Drove Angelina Jolie into Arms of Brad Pitt! Beverley Hills Mansion Turned into Backwoods Shack and Road Kill Pie Served to Celebrity Guests!
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Prince Philip Killed My Wife!
Has the Duke of Edinburgh Gone ‘Kill Crazy’ After Getting Away With Diana’s Murder? Allegations of Top Level Cover Up to Conceal Prince’s Growing Catalogue of Crimes!
Read MoreFood For Thought
Top TV Chefs Struck Down by Huge Vegetables! Vegetable Rights Activists Call for End to Regular Abuse of Fruit and Veg in Britain’s Kitchens and Gardens!
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Sex Therapists from Outer Space
Do Erotic Crop Circles Hold Key to Curing Premature Ejaculation? Amazing Claims that Alien Sex Therapists are Regularly Abducting Sexually Dysfunctional Humans for Treatment!
Read MoreAnti-Social Networking
Anti-Social Networking
Read MorePrick Up Your Ears
Are UK Radio Broadcasters Forcing Innocent Man to Commit Sex Offences? Victim Claims Wrapping Genitalia in Tin Foil is Only Way to Deflect Perverse Radio Waves Being Beamed at Them!
Read MoreWhen Eight Bell Ends Toll
Did Britain’s Secret Intelligence Service Specially Recruit and Train Undercover Pervert to Protect UK’s Porn Reserves? Ex-Secret Agent’s Memoirs Make Astounding Claims!
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