A Pain in the Arse
A Pain in the Arse
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Read MoreTrail of Devastation as Glamour Model’s Outsize Mammaries Go on Rampage! Perils of Big Breasts Exposed!
Read MoreBritain’s Most Evil Cult Revealed! Undercover Reporter Exposes So-Called Creed of Love Which Preaches Hate and Condones Child Abuse!
Read MoreBritain’s Shameful New Blood Sport Revealed – Kiddie Fighting! Toddlers Forced to Beat Each Other Senseless in Cage Matches as Celebrities Bet Big Money!
Read MoreWorld of Conspiracy Theorists Rocked by Controversial New Thesis! Are Conspiracy Theories Themselves Just a Government-Controlled Smokescreen to Divert Attention Away From the Real Truth?
Read MorePolice Fear New Terror Campaign as KGB-Trained Russian Mail Order Brides Infiltrate Britain! She Devils in the Pay of Al Qaieda or Vanguard of Militant Feminist Sexual Revolution?
Read MorePolice Announce Crackdown on Drug Peddling Priests as Senior Church of England Cleric Claims Divine New Narcotic Vital Tool in Battle to Save Souls!
Read MoreA Day in the Sleaze
Read MoreTop Occultist’s Battle for Innocent Soul Taken From Behind by Satan! Is Popular Seaside Resort in Clutches of Evil Cult?
Read MoreHas Former Beatle Been Responsible for Series of Showbiz Deaths in Order to Keep Diabolical Deal? Elvis Presley, Brian Jones and John Lennon Claimed to be Among Sacrifices!
Read MoreBritain’s Beard Wearers in Grip of Terror as Gangs of Vigilante Barbers Roam the Streets Forcibly Shaving Off Huge Straggly Beards in Order to Expose the Extremists Allegedly Hiding Behind Them!
Read MoreSelf Abusers No Longer Risk Eternal Damnation as Vatican Endorses Masturbation! New Guidelines Emphasise Bishop Bashing Only to be Used For Emergency Sexual Relief, Not Gratification!
Read MoreCalls for Vigilantes to be Licenced After Mob Burns Down Wrong House in Anti-Paedophile Frenzy! Police Urged to Share Local Intelligence to Minimise Risk of Similar Tragedies!
Read MoreIs Rural Britain Rife With Racism? Sleepy Devon Village Branded as Bigoted, Insular and Inbred amid Shocking Claims of Slavery and Racial Violence!
Read MoreTV Chiefs Defend Inclusion of Saddam Hussein and Osama bin Laden in Reality Show! Outrage as Saddam Attempts to Gas Fellow Contestants After Race Row!
Read MoreThe Art of Swearing
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