Porn Aid
Bob Geldof Appeals For Mass Donation of Jazz Mags as Porn Famine Sweeps Africa! Continent on Brink of Disaster as Africans Face Dangerous Levels of Erotic Deprivation!
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Fat Chance
Did Rotund Comic Oliver Hardy Suffer Near Fatal Heart Attack Whilst Spying on Starlet? Was Orson Welles Chased by Norwegian Whalers Whilst Swimming at Sea? Sordid Secrets of the Fat and Famous Exposed!
Read MoreCruel and Unusual?
Saddam’s Execution by Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation Condemned by West as Cruel and Unusual! Authorities Fear That Dictator’s Last Erection Will Become Symbol of Resistance for Insurgents!
Read MoreExcrement and Ecstasy
Top Psychologist’s Attempts to Cure Britain’s Millions of Toilet Phobics Opposed by Religious Sect Claiming that Crapping in the Street is Form of Worship!
Read MoreThe Great Xmas Turn On
Protests as Government Awards Christmas Franchise to Porn Baron! Nativity Sidelined in Favour of ‘Sexy Santa’ as New ‘Adult’ Orientated Yuletide Unveiled!
Read MoreThe Evil Spirit of Christmas
Festive Fear as Britain’s Christmas Trees Turn Body Snatchers! Threat of Christmas Every Day as Seasonally-Obsessed Replicants Take Control!
Read MoreQueer in The Head?
Homosexuality – Mental Disorder or Demonic Possession? Doctor Claims Controversial Psychiatric ‘Cure’ Whilst Ecclesiastical Rival ‘Saves’ Homosexuals With Televised Exorcisms!
Read MoreA Year in Sleaze
A Year in Sleaze
Read MoreSex Slaves of Downing Street
Does Gordon Brown Stalk the Streets of Soho Procuring Young Women for Visiting Foreign Dignitaries? Downing Street Rocked by Amazing Claims That Government Spending Plans Financed by Prostitution!
Read MoreThe Greening of Bush
President Bush Declares War on Climate Change – US Bombers Sent to Neutralise Worst Foreign Polluters! Can Gung Ho Greens Save the World From Eco Disaster?
Read MoreSexual Politics
Britain’s Tories ‘Sex Up’ Image with Daring New ‘Party Pornographic Broadcasts’! Ballots and Bollocks as Naked Cameron Aims For ‘General Erection’ Victory!
Read MoreThe Monster Hunters
Rival Monster Hunters Clash as Mysterious Hairy Creature Terrorises Town! Is Notorious Serial Monster Impersonator Behind Sightings or Does Bigfoot Stalk the English Countryside?
Read MoreScared Stiff
Phantoms Flee in Fear From Top TV Ghost Hunter’s Monstrous Enchanted Erection! Does Spirit of Dead Porn Star Guide Exorcist’s Hands as he Whacks Off in Face of Fear?
Read MoreTrue Blue Voodoo
The Dead Have Risen From Their Graves – And This Time They’re Voting Tory! Cameron’s Sinister New Strategy to Swamp the Polls With the Living Dead Revealed!
Read MoreHallelujah! Praise Be to Jesus Christ the Atheist!
Hallelujah! Praise Be to Jesus Christ the Atheist!
Read MoreChanging Times
Newly Perfected Time Portal Technology Hailed as Greatest Innovation in Mass Entertainment Since Television! TV Executives Immediately Plan Historical Shockumentaries, Game Shows and Reality TV Contests!
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