Heaven in a Crack Pipe
Police Announce Crackdown on Drug Peddling Priests as Senior Church of England Cleric Claims Divine New Narcotic Vital Tool in Battle to Save Souls!
Read MorePolice Announce Crackdown on Drug Peddling Priests as Senior Church of England Cleric Claims Divine New Narcotic Vital Tool in Battle to Save Souls!
Read MoreA Day in the Sleaze
Read MoreTop Occultist’s Battle for Innocent Soul Taken From Behind by Satan! Is Popular Seaside Resort in Clutches of Evil Cult?
Read MoreHas Former Beatle Been Responsible for Series of Showbiz Deaths in Order to Keep Diabolical Deal? Elvis Presley, Brian Jones and John Lennon Claimed to be Among Sacrifices!
Read MoreBritain’s Beard Wearers in Grip of Terror as Gangs of Vigilante Barbers Roam the Streets Forcibly Shaving Off Huge Straggly Beards in Order to Expose the Extremists Allegedly Hiding Behind Them!
Read MoreSelf Abusers No Longer Risk Eternal Damnation as Vatican Endorses Masturbation! New Guidelines Emphasise Bishop Bashing Only to be Used For Emergency Sexual Relief, Not Gratification!
Read MoreCalls for Vigilantes to be Licenced After Mob Burns Down Wrong House in Anti-Paedophile Frenzy! Police Urged to Share Local Intelligence to Minimise Risk of Similar Tragedies!
Read MoreIs Rural Britain Rife With Racism? Sleepy Devon Village Branded as Bigoted, Insular and Inbred amid Shocking Claims of Slavery and Racial Violence!
Read MoreTV Chiefs Defend Inclusion of Saddam Hussein and Osama bin Laden in Reality Show! Outrage as Saddam Attempts to Gas Fellow Contestants After Race Row!
Read MoreThe Art of Swearing
Read MoreDid Rotund Comic Oliver Hardy Suffer Near Fatal Heart Attack Whilst Spying on Starlet? Was Orson Welles Chased by Norwegian Whalers Whilst Swimming at Sea? Sordid Secrets of the Fat and Famous Exposed!
Read MoreSaddam’s Execution by Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation Condemned by West as Cruel and Unusual! Authorities Fear That Dictator’s Last Erection Will Become Symbol of Resistance for Insurgents!
Read MoreTop Psychologist’s Attempts to Cure Britain’s Millions of Toilet Phobics Opposed by Religious Sect Claiming that Crapping in the Street is Form of Worship!
Read MoreProtests as Government Awards Christmas Franchise to Porn Baron! Nativity Sidelined in Favour of ‘Sexy Santa’ as New ‘Adult’ Orientated Yuletide Unveiled!
Read MoreFestive Fear as Britain’s Christmas Trees Turn Body Snatchers! Threat of Christmas Every Day as Seasonally-Obsessed Replicants Take Control!
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