Scared Stiff
Phantoms Flee in Fear From Top TV Ghost Hunter’s Monstrous Enchanted Erection! Does Spirit of Dead Porn Star Guide Exorcist’s Hands as he Whacks Off in Face of Fear?
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True Blue Voodoo
The Dead Have Risen From Their Graves – And This Time They’re Voting Tory! Cameron’s Sinister New Strategy to Swamp the Polls With the Living Dead Revealed!
Read MoreHallelujah! Praise Be to Jesus Christ the Atheist!
Hallelujah! Praise Be to Jesus Christ the Atheist!
Read MoreChanging Times
Newly Perfected Time Portal Technology Hailed as Greatest Innovation in Mass Entertainment Since Television! TV Executives Immediately Plan Historical Shockumentaries, Game Shows and Reality TV Contests!
Read MoreTrademark Terror
Revealed At Last – The Unsung Heroes of the ‘War on Terror’: Copyright Lawyers! Al Qaeida Forced to Abandon Attack After Legal Challenge by Top Author’s Lawyers!
Read MoreDiet, Fat Bastards, Diet!
Government adopts radical new strategy in war on obesity – stigmatise the overweight! Riots ensue as sales of confectionary restricted and potatoes made a class A drug!
Read MoreI Buried Paul!
Did the Real Paul McCartney Actually Die in 1966 Car Crash? Ghost of George Harrison Reveals Amazing Truth Behind Fake Beatle Mystery!
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When Art Attacks
Calls For Exhibition Ban as Controversial Artist’s Giant Celebrity Genitalia Sculptures Run Amok! Panic as Outsize Inflatable Penis Demolishes Town!
Read MoreStill Don’t Make Me Laugh
Still Don’t Make Me Laugh
Read MoreBig Fame Hunters
Are Hollywood Celebrities Being Hunted into Extinction for their Genitalia? Calls for Curbs on Internet Sales of Captive Stars!
Read MoreKings of Filth
Britain’s Most Disgusting Citizens Sqaure Off for Final of Annual Filth Fest! Who Will be New ‘King of Filth’?
Read MoreBanned Aid
Public and Politicians Unite in Anti-Celebrity Marches! Calls for International Action to Stop Stars’ Hijacking of Charity Causes!
Read MoreBritain Battered!
Britain Battered by Fish Assaults! Calls for Restrictions on Over the Counter Fresh Fish Sales as Piscean-Related Crime Soars!
Read MoreIn Rude Health
Slapstick on the Wards as Government Proposes Bringing Together Worlds of Medicine and Entertainment! Will Combination of Bawdy Humour, High Art and Heart Transplants Restore Public Faith in Health Service?
Read MorePornucopia
Is Former US President Clinton Really a Porn-Powered Alien Robot? British Computer Hacker Uncovers Amazing Secrets of Project Pornucopia!
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