Trademark Terror
Revealed At Last – The Unsung Heroes of the ‘War on Terror’: Copyright Lawyers! Al Qaeida Forced to Abandon Attack After Legal Challenge by Top Author’s Lawyers!
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Diet, Fat Bastards, Diet!
Government adopts radical new strategy in war on obesity – stigmatise the overweight! Riots ensue as sales of confectionary restricted and potatoes made a class A drug!
Read MoreI Buried Paul!
Did the Real Paul McCartney Actually Die in 1966 Car Crash? Ghost of George Harrison Reveals Amazing Truth Behind Fake Beatle Mystery!
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When Art Attacks
Calls For Exhibition Ban as Controversial Artist’s Giant Celebrity Genitalia Sculptures Run Amok! Panic as Outsize Inflatable Penis Demolishes Town!
Read MoreStill Don’t Make Me Laugh
Still Don’t Make Me Laugh
Read MoreBig Fame Hunters
Are Hollywood Celebrities Being Hunted into Extinction for their Genitalia? Calls for Curbs on Internet Sales of Captive Stars!
Read MoreKings of Filth
Britain’s Most Disgusting Citizens Sqaure Off for Final of Annual Filth Fest! Who Will be New ‘King of Filth’?
Read MoreBanned Aid
Public and Politicians Unite in Anti-Celebrity Marches! Calls for International Action to Stop Stars’ Hijacking of Charity Causes!
Read MoreBritain Battered!
Britain Battered by Fish Assaults! Calls for Restrictions on Over the Counter Fresh Fish Sales as Piscean-Related Crime Soars!
Read MoreIn Rude Health
Slapstick on the Wards as Government Proposes Bringing Together Worlds of Medicine and Entertainment! Will Combination of Bawdy Humour, High Art and Heart Transplants Restore Public Faith in Health Service?
Read MorePornucopia
Is Former US President Clinton Really a Porn-Powered Alien Robot? British Computer Hacker Uncovers Amazing Secrets of Project Pornucopia!
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Safer Sex Offending
Convicted Perverts to be Allowed to Molest Volunteer ‘Victims’ as Therapy! Outrage as Controversial New Treatment for Sex Offenders Unveiled!
Read MoreUnhealthy Alternatives!
Unhealthy Alternatives!
Read MoreCrime Wave
UK Government Under Fire for Importing Foreign Criminals to Bolster Ailing Crime Industry! Opposition and Victims Slam Poor Quality of Imported Offenders!
Read MoreThe Evils of Science
Patients Suffer Bizarre Side Effects as Another Drug Trial Goes Awry! Are These Experiments For Benefit of Medical Science or Part of Evil Plot to Subjugate Humanity?
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