Author: docsleaze

Fowl Play

Fears of Mass Panic as Bird Flu Hits Britain! Government Urges Calm as Mobs Burn Down Pigeon Lofts and Terrorise Suspected Illegal Migratory Birds!

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Prisoners of Porn

Iraqi Hostages Forced to Participate in Porn Videos Sold to Finance Insurgency! Claims That Popular Iraqi Bondage Movie Inspired by Abu Ghraib Scandal!

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Club Seal

Britain’s Youth Offered Ultimate Clubbing Experience Culling Canadian Seals! Sex, Snow and Seal Slaughter Package Tours Condemned by Animal Rights Groups!

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Toilets of Terror

Public Inconvenience as Terrorists Strike at London’s Toilets! Chaos as Police Security Checks Create Massive Queues at Capital’s Public Conveniences!

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Cock Au Vin

Is Cookery the New Pornography? Top Cook’s Book Lifts Lid on Wild World of Britain’s Celebrity Chefs! Alleges Sex, Drugs and Stuffing in the Kitchen!

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Surveillance Creep

Politicians Fear Human Rights Breaches as MI5 Admits Employing Sex Offenders to Carry Out Covert Surveillance of Terror Suspects!

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Doing it for the Kids?

Outrage at Government Plans to Put a Sex Offender in Every School! Minister Reassures Parents That Only Regular Perverts Will be Allowed in Classrooms – Nonces Will be Screened Out!

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Bad Neighbours

Anti Social Behaviour Orders Brought Against Government in Attempt to Enforce ‘Respect Agenda’! Court Forces Blair to Attend ‘Good Governance’ Classes!

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Monster Mash!

British Government Totally Unprepared for Monster Attacks Campaigners Claim! Allegations of Massive Official Cover Up to Conceal Extent of Monster Rampages in UK!

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Camp X-Ray Factor

Will Unwitting Game Show Participants Incarcerated in Fake CIA Torture Camp Confess to Terror Outrages, or Will They Show ‘X-Factor’ and Resist Brutal Interrogations?

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