Author: docsleaze

Safer Sex Offending

Convicted Perverts to be Allowed to Molest Volunteer ‘Victims’ as Therapy! Outrage as Controversial New Treatment for Sex Offenders Unveiled!

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Crime Wave

UK Government Under Fire for Importing Foreign Criminals to Bolster Ailing Crime Industry! Opposition and Victims Slam Poor Quality of Imported Offenders!

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The Evils of Science

Patients Suffer Bizarre Side Effects as Another Drug Trial Goes Awry! Are These Experiments For Benefit of Medical Science or Part of Evil Plot to Subjugate Humanity?

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Fowl Play

Fears of Mass Panic as Bird Flu Hits Britain! Government Urges Calm as Mobs Burn Down Pigeon Lofts and Terrorise Suspected Illegal Migratory Birds!

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Prisoners of Porn

Iraqi Hostages Forced to Participate in Porn Videos Sold to Finance Insurgency! Claims That Popular Iraqi Bondage Movie Inspired by Abu Ghraib Scandal!

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Club Seal

Britain’s Youth Offered Ultimate Clubbing Experience Culling Canadian Seals! Sex, Snow and Seal Slaughter Package Tours Condemned by Animal Rights Groups!

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Toilets of Terror

Public Inconvenience as Terrorists Strike at London’s Toilets! Chaos as Police Security Checks Create Massive Queues at Capital’s Public Conveniences!

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Cock Au Vin

Is Cookery the New Pornography? Top Cook’s Book Lifts Lid on Wild World of Britain’s Celebrity Chefs! Alleges Sex, Drugs and Stuffing in the Kitchen!

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Surveillance Creep

Politicians Fear Human Rights Breaches as MI5 Admits Employing Sex Offenders to Carry Out Covert Surveillance of Terror Suspects!

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Doing it for the Kids?

Outrage at Government Plans to Put a Sex Offender in Every School! Minister Reassures Parents That Only Regular Perverts Will be Allowed in Classrooms – Nonces Will be Screened Out!

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