Kings of Filth
Britain’s Most Disgusting Citizens Sqaure Off for Final of Annual Filth Fest! Who Will be New ‘King of Filth’?
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Banned Aid
Public and Politicians Unite in Anti-Celebrity Marches! Calls for International Action to Stop Stars’ Hijacking of Charity Causes!
Read MoreBritain Battered!
Britain Battered by Fish Assaults! Calls for Restrictions on Over the Counter Fresh Fish Sales as Piscean-Related Crime Soars!
Read MoreIn Rude Health
Slapstick on the Wards as Government Proposes Bringing Together Worlds of Medicine and Entertainment! Will Combination of Bawdy Humour, High Art and Heart Transplants Restore Public Faith in Health Service?
Read MorePornucopia
Is Former US President Clinton Really a Porn-Powered Alien Robot? British Computer Hacker Uncovers Amazing Secrets of Project Pornucopia!
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Safer Sex Offending
Convicted Perverts to be Allowed to Molest Volunteer ‘Victims’ as Therapy! Outrage as Controversial New Treatment for Sex Offenders Unveiled!
Read MoreUnhealthy Alternatives!
Unhealthy Alternatives!
Read MoreCrime Wave
UK Government Under Fire for Importing Foreign Criminals to Bolster Ailing Crime Industry! Opposition and Victims Slam Poor Quality of Imported Offenders!
Read MoreThe Evils of Science
Patients Suffer Bizarre Side Effects as Another Drug Trial Goes Awry! Are These Experiments For Benefit of Medical Science or Part of Evil Plot to Subjugate Humanity?
Read MoreGiving Christ the Horn
Does Suppressed Da Vinci Painting Hold Key to Vatican’s Greatest Secret? Church Battles to Keep Christ’s Penis Under Wraps!
Read MoreThe Great British Thrashing
Parliamentary Protests as Villagers Fight Government Plans to Outlaw Annual Bottom Thrashing Ceremony!
Read MoreSaints Alive!
Church Rocked by ‘Cash For Canonisation’ Allegations! Are Wealthy Donors Being Fast-Tracked to Sainthood?
Read MoreMy Life in Sleaze
My Life in Sleaze
Read MorePrisoners of Porn
Iraqi Hostages Forced to Participate in Porn Videos Sold to Finance Insurgency! Claims That Popular Iraqi Bondage Movie Inspired by Abu Ghraib Scandal!
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