Giving Christ the Horn
Does Suppressed Da Vinci Painting Hold Key to Vatican’s Greatest Secret? Church Battles to Keep Christ’s Penis Under Wraps!
Read MoreDoes Suppressed Da Vinci Painting Hold Key to Vatican’s Greatest Secret? Church Battles to Keep Christ’s Penis Under Wraps!
Read MoreParliamentary Protests as Villagers Fight Government Plans to Outlaw Annual Bottom Thrashing Ceremony!
Read MoreChurch Rocked by ‘Cash For Canonisation’ Allegations! Are Wealthy Donors Being Fast-Tracked to Sainthood?
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Read MoreIraqi Hostages Forced to Participate in Porn Videos Sold to Finance Insurgency! Claims That Popular Iraqi Bondage Movie Inspired by Abu Ghraib Scandal!
Read MorePublic Inconvenience as Terrorists Strike at London’s Toilets! Chaos as Police Security Checks Create Massive Queues at Capital’s Public Conveniences!
Read MoreIs Cookery the New Pornography? Top Cook’s Book Lifts Lid on Wild World of Britain’s Celebrity Chefs! Alleges Sex, Drugs and Stuffing in the Kitchen!
Read MorePoliticians Fear Human Rights Breaches as MI5 Admits Employing Sex Offenders to Carry Out Covert Surveillance of Terror Suspects!
Read MoreOutrage at Government Plans to Put a Sex Offender in Every School! Minister Reassures Parents That Only Regular Perverts Will be Allowed in Classrooms – Nonces Will be Screened Out!
Read MoreYear of The Idiot?
Read MoreAnti Social Behaviour Orders Brought Against Government in Attempt to Enforce ‘Respect Agenda’! Court Forces Blair to Attend ‘Good Governance’ Classes!
Read MoreBritish Government Totally Unprepared for Monster Attacks Campaigners Claim! Allegations of Massive Official Cover Up to Conceal Extent of Monster Rampages in UK!
Read MoreWill Unwitting Game Show Participants Incarcerated in Fake CIA Torture Camp Confess to Terror Outrages, or Will They Show ‘X-Factor’ and Resist Brutal Interrogations?
Read MoreIs Santa a Nazi War Criminal? Third Reich Links Surface as Fascist Father Christmas and Jack Booted Aryan Elves Wage Reign of Racist Terror in North London!
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