Bad Neighbours
Anti Social Behaviour Orders Brought Against Government in Attempt to Enforce ‘Respect Agenda’! Court Forces Blair to Attend ‘Good Governance’ Classes!
Read MoreAnti Social Behaviour Orders Brought Against Government in Attempt to Enforce ‘Respect Agenda’! Court Forces Blair to Attend ‘Good Governance’ Classes!
Read MoreBritish Government Totally Unprepared for Monster Attacks Campaigners Claim! Allegations of Massive Official Cover Up to Conceal Extent of Monster Rampages in UK!
Read MoreWill Unwitting Game Show Participants Incarcerated in Fake CIA Torture Camp Confess to Terror Outrages, or Will They Show ‘X-Factor’ and Resist Brutal Interrogations?
Read MoreIs Santa a Nazi War Criminal? Third Reich Links Surface as Fascist Father Christmas and Jack Booted Aryan Elves Wage Reign of Racist Terror in North London!
Read MoreViolence Erupts as Britain’s Striking Santas Clash With Police on the Picket Lines! Union Claims Businesses Endangering Public by Employing Perverts and Sex Offenders as Unofficial Father Christmases!
Read MoreThe Adventures of Doc Sleaze!
Read MoreTop Policeman Warns of Imminent Mummy Attacks on Britain as Al Qaeda Recruits Egyptian High Priests! Tony Blair Authorises Detention of All Fez Wearing Foreigners to Combat ‘Credible new Threat’!
Read MoreLondon’s Restaurants Under Attack From Exploding ‘Suicide Eaters’! Obscenely Obese Militants Gorge Themselves to Death in Protest at Society’s Treatment of the Overweight!
Read MoreBarney the Dinosaur Beheaded as Little Blue Insurgents Retaliate Against US Bombing of Smurfland! Further GI Joe Casualties Expected as Father Abraham Co-ordinates Terror Campaign From Mountain Lair!
Read MoreNew Scandal Rocks White House as Shocked America Learns of Bush and Cheney’s Secret Gay Marriage! Aides Claim Wedding Just Political Ploy, But Public DEmand to Know: ‘Was Bush the Bitch’?
Read MoreOccultist’s Possessed Toilet Terrorises Hotel – Foul Odours and Things That Go Splash in the Night Drive Out Guests and Leave Staff Traumatised!
Read MoreYoung Women Left Hairless and Shiny as Crazed Fiend Waxes Victims! Top Beautician Suspected as Madman Holds City in Grip of Terror!
Read MoreNew Documentary Exposes Britain’s Suburban Cannibals! Eating Human Flesh the New Culinary Fad From Hampstead Dinner Parties to Ten Downing Street!
Read MorePornography – The Universal Language?
Read MoreBritish Nationalists Claiming Asylum as New Anti-Terror Laws Used to Deport Extremists! Far Right Turns to Islam in Quest For New Ethnic-Minority Friendly Image!
Read MoreVirile amateur rugby player Tom Tranny’s stag night takes a turn for the worse when he finds himself chained naked to a lampost and abandoned by his friends, just as violent thunderstorm breaks. Facing the prospect of a long, cold, wet and humiliating night, he unexpectedly sees the possibility of salvation when he spots the stripping ‘traffic warden’ from his stag party approaching him. His relief rapidly turns to horror when a flash of lightning reveals the stripper’s true form – an alien drag queen! Sadly, despite this brisk opening, what should have been a tense paranoid thriller along the lines of The Stepford Wives finds itself fatally undermined by its giveaway title…
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