Club Seal
Britain’s Youth Offered Ultimate Clubbing Experience Culling Canadian Seals! Sex, Snow and Seal Slaughter Package Tours Condemned by Animal Rights Groups!
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Toilets of Terror
Public Inconvenience as Terrorists Strike at London’s Toilets! Chaos as Police Security Checks Create Massive Queues at Capital’s Public Conveniences!
Read MoreCock Au Vin
Is Cookery the New Pornography? Top Cook’s Book Lifts Lid on Wild World of Britain’s Celebrity Chefs! Alleges Sex, Drugs and Stuffing in the Kitchen!
Read MoreSurveillance Creep
Politicians Fear Human Rights Breaches as MI5 Admits Employing Sex Offenders to Carry Out Covert Surveillance of Terror Suspects!
Read MoreDoing it for the Kids?
Outrage at Government Plans to Put a Sex Offender in Every School! Minister Reassures Parents That Only Regular Perverts Will be Allowed in Classrooms – Nonces Will be Screened Out!
Read MoreYear of The Idiot?
Year of The Idiot?
Read MoreBad Neighbours
Anti Social Behaviour Orders Brought Against Government in Attempt to Enforce ‘Respect Agenda’! Court Forces Blair to Attend ‘Good Governance’ Classes!
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Monster Mash!
British Government Totally Unprepared for Monster Attacks Campaigners Claim! Allegations of Massive Official Cover Up to Conceal Extent of Monster Rampages in UK!
Read MoreCamp X-Ray Factor
Will Unwitting Game Show Participants Incarcerated in Fake CIA Torture Camp Confess to Terror Outrages, or Will They Show ‘X-Factor’ and Resist Brutal Interrogations?
Read MoreSanta’s White Supremacist Christmas
Is Santa a Nazi War Criminal? Third Reich Links Surface as Fascist Father Christmas and Jack Booted Aryan Elves Wage Reign of Racist Terror in North London!
Read MoreSanta Strikes Back
Violence Erupts as Britain’s Striking Santas Clash With Police on the Picket Lines! Union Claims Businesses Endangering Public by Employing Perverts and Sex Offenders as Unofficial Father Christmases!
Read MoreThe Adventures of Doc Sleaze!
The Adventures of Doc Sleaze!
Read MoreTerror Under Wraps
Top Policeman Warns of Imminent Mummy Attacks on Britain as Al Qaeda Recruits Egyptian High Priests! Tony Blair Authorises Detention of All Fez Wearing Foreigners to Combat ‘Credible new Threat’!
Read MoreFat of the Land
London’s Restaurants Under Attack From Exploding ‘Suicide Eaters’! Obscenely Obese Militants Gorge Themselves to Death in Protest at Society’s Treatment of the Overweight!
Read MoreTiny Terrors
Barney the Dinosaur Beheaded as Little Blue Insurgents Retaliate Against US Bombing of Smurfland! Further GI Joe Casualties Expected as Father Abraham Co-ordinates Terror Campaign From Mountain Lair!
Read MoreGeorge’s Big Fat Gay Wedding
New Scandal Rocks White House as Shocked America Learns of Bush and Cheney’s Secret Gay Marriage! Aides Claim Wedding Just Political Ploy, But Public DEmand to Know: ‘Was Bush the Bitch’?
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