Barmy Army?
Are Britain’s Soldiers Out of Control? Allegations of Brutality Against Civilian Population as Troops Storm British Police Station to Rescue ‘Drunk and Disorderly’ Colleagues!
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Making Crime Pay
Outrage as Police Terror Hot Line Serves up Phone Sex! Has Out-Sourcing of Police Support Services Gone Too Far?
Read MoreSleazy in the Big Easy
Cuba to Send Hundreds of Pimps to Hurricane-Stricken New Orleans to Assist City’s Economic Recovery! Local Scum Fear Foreign Takeover as Overseas Whores, Perverts, Beggars and Drug Dealers Pour into Big Easy Under Guise of ‘Humanitarian Aid’!
Read MoreNudists From Outer Space
Citizens Forcibly Stripped in the Street as Wave of Nude Riots Hit Britain! Are Alien Naturists to Blame? Contactees Tell of Bizarre Encounters With Men in Black Preaching ‘Peace Through Nudity’!
Read MoreConspiracy Theories – Secret Truths or Just a Load of Old Bollocks?
Conspiracy Theories – Secret Truths or Just a Load of Old Bollocks?
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Adventures of a Door-to-Door Male Prostitute (Constable, 1983)
Fired from his job as a meat packer when caught doing something unspeakable with a frozen chicken, young Barry Stumper (Robert Sternpost) is forced to find employment of a less conventional kind and finds himself trudging door to door, offering his sexual services to bored housewives…
Read MoreDiary of a Stalker
Stalkers For Hire! Amazing New Service Designed to Match Top Celebrities With Their Perfect Stalkers Guarantees the Status of Being Stalked Without the Risk!
Read MoreCardinal Sins
Saints and Sinners! Religious Pornography and the Priests Who Make it Revealed!
Read MoreThongs of Praise
Girl Becomes Full Moon Goddess After Posting PIctures of Behind on Web! Divine Bottom Becomes Target For Feuding Religious Cults!
Read MoreDon’t Get Even, Just Get Bloody Mad!
Don’t Get Even, Just Get Bloody Mad!
Read MoreConfessions of a Crap Artist
Pop Art or Health Hazard? New ‘Happy Crapping’ Craze Investigated! Press Blames Influence of Modern Art as Youths use Mobile Phones to Record Gross Acts of Public Defecation!
Read MoreVatican Confidential
Pope’s Funeral Targeted by Protesters! Priest Reveals How Papal Cadaver Protected From Attentions of Grave Robbers, Infatuated Nuns and Naturists!
Read MoreCelebrity Skin
Fears of Upsurge in Flayings and Scalpings as Wearing Human Skin Becomes Latest Celebrity Fashion Craze! Perfect Humane Alternative to Fur Claim Advocates!
Read MoreForeign Bodies
Are Illegal Immigrants Being Lured to UK to Have Healthy Organs Swapped With Clapped Out Innards of Wealthy Brits? Promises of Life of Luxury on Welfare Mask Sinister Conspiracy!
Read MorePope on a Rope
Mild Mannered Religious Hardliner by Day, Costumed Crimefighter by Night! Pope John Paul II’s Double Life Revealed as Vatican Plot to Conceal Death With Puppet Pope Uncovered!
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