Author: docsleaze

Sex Bomb!

London Faces New Terror Threat as Suicide Sex Bombers Strike at Capital’s Heart and Gonads! Public Warned to Report All Sexually Aroused Young Women to Police!

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Diary of a Stalker

Stalkers For Hire! Amazing New Service Designed to Match Top Celebrities With Their Perfect Stalkers Guarantees the Status of Being Stalked Without the Risk!

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Confessions of a Crap Artist

Pop Art or Health Hazard? New ‘Happy Crapping’ Craze Investigated! Press Blames Influence of Modern Art as Youths use Mobile Phones to Record Gross Acts of Public Defecation!

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Celebrity Skin

Fears of Upsurge in Flayings and Scalpings as Wearing Human Skin Becomes Latest Celebrity Fashion Craze! Perfect Humane Alternative to Fur Claim Advocates!

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Foreign Bodies

Are Illegal Immigrants Being Lured to UK to Have Healthy Organs Swapped With Clapped Out Innards of Wealthy Brits? Promises of Life of Luxury on Welfare Mask Sinister Conspiracy!

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Pope on a Rope

Mild Mannered Religious Hardliner by Day, Costumed Crimefighter by Night! Pope John Paul II’s Double Life Revealed as Vatican Plot to Conceal Death With Puppet Pope Uncovered!

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Deviants Are Forever

Is Britain losing the race to produce world class perverts? Top politician fears new repressive measures in US will end UK domination of global sex offender league!

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