Author: docsleaze

Chewing the Fat

Mar 12, 2005 | |

Marlon Brando’s cremation sparks protests from environmentalists – claim emissions will contribute to global warming!

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Wild Horses

Mar 4, 2005 | |

Are all the Queen’s horses running wild? Incredible allegations of drink, drugs, sexual harassment and bullying from the stables of elite cavalry regiment!

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Doctor Sex

Feb 7, 2005 | |

Leading sex therapist offers radical new Marxist approach to sexual dysfunction! Is sex addiction medical condition or merely a function of capitalism’s economic oppression of the proletariat?

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Blindman Begins

Jan 23, 2005 | |

Former Home Secretary Vows to Continue Fight Against Crime Despite Resignation! Blunkett and Guide Dog Don Cloaks and Tights to Combat Evil-Doers on Britain’s Streets!

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Filthy Gorgeous

Jan 14, 2005 | |

Female kerb-crawlers condemned as professional women seeking ‘rough sex’ with tramps and beggars bring capital to a halt! Are homeless being sexually exploited to satisfy filthy fantasies of bored housewives?

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Criminal Injustice

Jan 14, 2005 | |

Blunkett gets personal in fight against crime! Home Secretary takes on Tory rival in contest to see who can introduce most repressive legislation in name of law and order!

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National Todger

Jan 11, 2005 | |

Does former President’s penis hold key to America’s secret treasure? Terrorists and patriots battle for ancient map tattoeed on Clinton’s foreskin!

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Black Christmas

Dec 19, 2004 | |

Santa is dead! Festive icon dies in shootout with police! Terror link denied as anti-capitalism campaign culminates in Downing Street rooftop drama!

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Disable Bodied

Dec 4, 2004 | |

Outrage as newspaper editor claims disability a blessing in disguise after spending week in wheelchair!

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Baring the Body Politic

Nov 8, 2004 | |

Britain’s Politicians to Bare All in Quest for Votes? Reality TV techniques to be applied to UK Politics in Attempt to Battle Voter Apathy!

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