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Warrant Issued for Arrest of Jesus on Child Abuse Charges! Is the Messiah the New Michael Jackson?
Read MoreWarrant Issued for Arrest of Jesus on Child Abuse Charges! Is the Messiah the New Michael Jackson?
Read MoreIs Britain losing the race to produce world class perverts? Top politician fears new repressive measures in US will end UK domination of global sex offender league!
Read MoreFive Glorious Years of Sleaze!
Read MorePrince Harry’s Nazi outfit – fashion faux pas or cutting edge of youth culture? Nazi fashion craze sweeps Britain’s youth!
Read MoreMarlon Brando’s cremation sparks protests from environmentalists – claim emissions will contribute to global warming!
Read MoreAre all the Queen’s horses running wild? Incredible allegations of drink, drugs, sexual harassment and bullying from the stables of elite cavalry regiment!
Read MoreFormer aide alleges George Bush Snr-Deep Throat connection! Did former president really appear in hardcore porno film?
Read MoreLeading sex therapist offers radical new Marxist approach to sexual dysfunction! Is sex addiction medical condition or merely a function of capitalism’s economic oppression of the proletariat?
Read MoreDid Wacko Jacko lure lure children to his ranch to steal their organs as part of his quest for eternal youth?
Read MoreWhy I’m Intolerant of Intolerance
Read MoreFormer Home Secretary Vows to Continue Fight Against Crime Despite Resignation! Blunkett and Guide Dog Don Cloaks and Tights to Combat Evil-Doers on Britain’s Streets!
Read MoreFemale kerb-crawlers condemned as professional women seeking ‘rough sex’ with tramps and beggars bring capital to a halt! Are homeless being sexually exploited to satisfy filthy fantasies of bored housewives?
Read MoreBlunkett gets personal in fight against crime! Home Secretary takes on Tory rival in contest to see who can introduce most repressive legislation in name of law and order!
Read MoreDoes former President’s penis hold key to America’s secret treasure? Terrorists and patriots battle for ancient map tattoeed on Clinton’s foreskin!
Read MoreSanta is dead! Festive icon dies in shootout with police! Terror link denied as anti-capitalism campaign culminates in Downing Street rooftop drama!
Read MoreOutrage as newspaper editor claims disability a blessing in disguise after spending week in wheelchair!
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