Author: docsleaze

Confessions of a Crap Artist

May 20, 2005 | |

Pop Art or Health Hazard? New ‘Happy Crapping’ Craze Investigated! Press Blames Influence of Modern Art as Youths use Mobile Phones to Record Gross Acts of Public Defecation!

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Celebrity Skin

May 2, 2005 | |

Fears of Upsurge in Flayings and Scalpings as Wearing Human Skin Becomes Latest Celebrity Fashion Craze! Perfect Humane Alternative to Fur Claim Advocates!

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Foreign Bodies

Apr 23, 2005 | |

Are Illegal Immigrants Being Lured to UK to Have Healthy Organs Swapped With Clapped Out Innards of Wealthy Brits? Promises of Life of Luxury on Welfare Mask Sinister Conspiracy!

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Pope on a Rope

Apr 13, 2005 | |

Mild Mannered Religious Hardliner by Day, Costumed Crimefighter by Night! Pope John Paul II’s Double Life Revealed as Vatican Plot to Conceal Death With Puppet Pope Uncovered!

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Deviants Are Forever

Apr 1, 2005 | |

Is Britain losing the race to produce world class perverts? Top politician fears new repressive measures in US will end UK domination of global sex offender league!

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Chewing the Fat

Mar 12, 2005 | |

Marlon Brando’s cremation sparks protests from environmentalists – claim emissions will contribute to global warming!

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Wild Horses

Mar 4, 2005 | |

Are all the Queen’s horses running wild? Incredible allegations of drink, drugs, sexual harassment and bullying from the stables of elite cavalry regiment!

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Doctor Sex

Feb 7, 2005 | |

Leading sex therapist offers radical new Marxist approach to sexual dysfunction! Is sex addiction medical condition or merely a function of capitalism’s economic oppression of the proletariat?

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