Blindman Begins
Former Home Secretary Vows to Continue Fight Against Crime Despite Resignation! Blunkett and Guide Dog Don Cloaks and Tights to Combat Evil-Doers on Britain’s Streets!
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Filthy Gorgeous
Female kerb-crawlers condemned as professional women seeking ‘rough sex’ with tramps and beggars bring capital to a halt! Are homeless being sexually exploited to satisfy filthy fantasies of bored housewives?
Read MoreCriminal Injustice
Blunkett gets personal in fight against crime! Home Secretary takes on Tory rival in contest to see who can introduce most repressive legislation in name of law and order!
Read MoreNational Todger
Does former President’s penis hold key to America’s secret treasure? Terrorists and patriots battle for ancient map tattoeed on Clinton’s foreskin!
Read MoreBlack Christmas
Santa is dead! Festive icon dies in shootout with police! Terror link denied as anti-capitalism campaign culminates in Downing Street rooftop drama!
Read MoreDisable Bodied
Outrage as newspaper editor claims disability a blessing in disguise after spending week in wheelchair!
Read MoreOpting Out of the Xmas Spirit
Opting Out of the Christmas Spirit
Read MoreUnsuitable For Children?
Action Man turns terrorist! Black Leather Barbie gets a spanking! Are violent and sexually explicit toys corrupting our kids?
Read MoreBaring the Body Politic
Britain’s Politicians to Bare All in Quest for Votes? Reality TV techniques to be applied to UK Politics in Attempt to Battle Voter Apathy!
Read MoreSupervillains for Justice?
Are police going too far by employing ‘supervillains’ to combat ‘superhero’ fathers’ rights protesters?
Read MoreFright House
Blair performs White House exorcism on Dubya! Bush possessed by evil spirit of Richard Nixon after seance to summon past Presidents for policy advice goes awry!
Read MoreDie, Lady Di!
Britain’s top vampire hunter rescues innocent girl from vampiric clutches of undead Princess Diana! Branded charlatan and sexual predator by rival occultist!
Read MoreSkid Marks of The Gods?
Was the earth used as an intergalactic rest stop by ancient astronauts? Is Stonehenge an alien crapper? Was mankind evolved by space visitors to be a race of toilet attendants? Startling new book reveals defecatory origins of human culture!
Read MoreNot a Crime, But a Tradition
Not a Crime, But a Tradition
Read MoreBeastly Behaviour
Protesters release animals from lab and offer themselves up as experimental subjects instead! Carnage at research centre as animal rights activists unveil shocking new tactic!
Read MorePeeping George
Saddam claims President Bush’s obsessive stalking has ruined his life! Was invasion of Iraq really triggered by Saddam’s spurning of Dubya’s amourous attentions?
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