To The Devil a Dubya
Vatican declares holy war on White House after Pope brands President Bush the Anti-Christ! Priests and nuns given Holy Orders to assassinate Bush!
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Live and Let Di
Did Princess Di perish in shoot-out with police after trans-continental crime spree? Were cash strapped Dodi and Di a modern Bonnie and Clyde?
Read MoreJefferson Park
Rogue Richard Nixon runs amok as sinister plot to clone past presidents for theme park revealed! Academic tells of terrifying ordeal on secret island – menaced by FDR and chased by pack of wild Kennedys!
Read MoreGame For a Laugh
Contestants fool friends and family by faking illness and misfortune for cash in sick new TV game show! Serious sociological experiment or reality TV gone too far?
Read MoreBeating Around the Bush
Abu Ghraib abuse scandal spreads to White House as shocking new photos show President humiliated and beaten by key aides. Proof of institutionalised human rights abuses or S&M bondage sessions?
Read MoreBashing The Bishop
Sex, drugs and Holy Communion! Amazing lifestyles of Britain’s ‘Bling, Bling Bishops’ exposed! Big money conversions and inter-denominational turf wars as new breed of young clergy take control of Anglican church!
Read MoreCrap Crusaders
Mild mannered alter ego sacked for absenteeism whilst superhero is out saving world! Super-powers – blessing or curse? Britain’s traumatised caped crusaders speak out!
Read MoreWinds of War
Flatulent fanatics pose deadly new terror threat to UK! Subway gas attack averted as SAS cork suspect’s arse in nick of time!
Read MoreChrist Almighty!
Messiah signs TV deal as Second Coming flops! Miracles for prizes in new proposed new gameshow! Cash for every sinner converted to Christ on live TV!
Read MoreI Was a Homosexual For the FBI
Astounding true story of intrepid FBI agent’s fight against the pink menace! Evil plot to subvert Hollywood by taking John Wayne from behind foiled by closet hetero!
Read MoreAfternoon Tea of The Living Dead
Panic sweeps Britain as furious pensioners go on bloody rampage! Cull of over sixties proposed as youths attacked by rabid coffin-dodgers!
Read MoreHoly Terror
Holy war on terror declared as government invokes witchcraft acts! New anti-terror measures to include duckings, burnings and huge crucifixes to ward off witch attacks!
Read MoreAnimal Appetites
Conservationists fear mass extinctions as celebrity chefs serve up endangered species! Police raids on top London restaurants uncover massive illicit trade in exotic animals for consumption!
Read MoreBeast With The Atom Belly
Deputy Premier fed radioactive pies to create giant terror-fighting ape creature! Intelligence sources claim terrorist-controlled mutant monsters pose imminent threat to UK!
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It’s A Mad, Bad Aryan World (Auger, 1965)
Featuring a stellar cast of Z-grade ‘stars’ and allegedly filmed on exotic locations all over Europe (all of which seem to look like rat-infested stinking rubbish tips), this bizarre international co-production sees a dying Hitler (played by popular Mexican slapstick performer and serial Hitler impersonator Juan Garbonza), fatally injured in a car crash whilst evading the authorities, revealing the location of hidden Nazi loot a to a disparate group of US, British and Soviet troops in 1945 occupied Germany.
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