Well, here I am again. Incredibly, after my attempts to offend the rest of the on-line satire ‘community’ last Summer, the Doc is allowing me, the Big Sleazy, another outing on the editorial page (basically because...
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Read MoreMeet the men who hunt down abandoned smut in Britain’s back passages and alley ways! Thrill of the chase or guilty pleasure?
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Read MoreRogue Richard Nixon runs amok as sinister plot to clone past presidents for theme park revealed! Academic tells of terrifying ordeal on secret island – menaced by FDR and chased by pack of wild Kennedys!
Read MoreContestants fool friends and family by faking illness and misfortune for cash in sick new TV game show! Serious sociological experiment or reality TV gone too far?
Read MoreAbu Ghraib abuse scandal spreads to White House as shocking new photos show President humiliated and beaten by key aides. Proof of institutionalised human rights abuses or S&M bondage sessions?
Read MoreSex, drugs and Holy Communion! Amazing lifestyles of Britain’s ‘Bling, Bling Bishops’ exposed! Big money conversions and inter-denominational turf wars as new breed of young clergy take control of Anglican church!
Read MoreMild mannered alter ego sacked for absenteeism whilst superhero is out saving world! Super-powers – blessing or curse? Britain’s traumatised caped crusaders speak out!
Read MoreFlatulent fanatics pose deadly new terror threat to UK! Subway gas attack averted as SAS cork suspect’s arse in nick of time!
Read MoreMessiah signs TV deal as Second Coming flops! Miracles for prizes in new proposed new gameshow! Cash for every sinner converted to Christ on live TV!
Read MoreAstounding true story of intrepid FBI agent’s fight against the pink menace! Evil plot to subvert Hollywood by taking John Wayne from behind foiled by closet hetero!
Read MorePanic sweeps Britain as furious pensioners go on bloody rampage! Cull of over sixties proposed as youths attacked by rabid coffin-dodgers!
Read MoreHoly war on terror declared as government invokes witchcraft acts! New anti-terror measures to include duckings, burnings and huge crucifixes to ward off witch attacks!
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