Ground Zero Force
From regime change to makeover! UK to send TV home improvement gurus to reconstruct Iraq! Critics claim plot to price local dissidents out of housing market!
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Excommunication of the Daleks
Vatican condemns controversial new Dr Who story amidst fan fears that long-running BBC series is going gay! Does venerable time-traveller promote a homosexual lifestyle?
Read MoreDead Presidents
President advised own assassination may hold key to second term! Mummified Bush to rule from pyramid during second term? Controversial election strategy revealed!
Read MoreSleigh Ride to Terror
US cities on terror alert as plot to hijack Santa’s sleigh exposed! Are jolly fat alcoholic’s annual acts of altruism actually cover for giant crime network?
Read MoreBloody Foreigners!
Britons emigrate to Third World before returning to UK as asylum seekers to claim priority housing and health care! Threaten to sue anti-immigration group after internment and deportation ordeal!
Read MoreBlind Hatred
Was police car in fatal crash driven by blind driver? Fury as newspaper claims public being put at risk by government policy of employing disabled in emergency services!
Read MoreThe Loneliest Art
Solo artists claim sexual discrimination! Chirch and Medical professions join call for masturbation to be recognised as legitimate and healthy sexual activity!
Read MorePornogeist!
Porn-obsessed evil spirit terrorises family! Paranormal experts baffled as house rocked by nocturnal groans and ectoplasm soaked underwear!
Read MoreFright Club
New celebrity craze scares crap out of Hollywood stars! Price put on fear as rich and famous pay for fake abductions, murders and torture to put frighteners on themselves!
Read MoreClown Prince
Right royal ruckus as fake butler revealed as comedy terrorist! Craps in Prince Charles’ bed as part of plot to bring monarchy down with gross toilet humour!
Read MoreSacred Fame
Princess Diana – patron saint of adultery? John Lennon – hallucinogenic saviour? Anglican church proposes celebrity saints for populist appeal!
Read MoreForeign Devils
Crucifix wielding mob storm immigration centre as Tory MP accuses asylum seekers of witchcraft! ‘Unholiness’ test for immigrants proposed!
Read MoreRough Justice
Vandals’ homes vandalised as police dispense instant ‘justice’ under new anti-crime initiative! Retribution not justice vows Home Secretary!
Read MoreBad Influence
Evil Influence of Factual TV Condemned as Bush Reveals Iraq War Inspired by Watching Nazi Documentaries! Bin Laden Aide Cites Influence of ‘Jackass’!
Read MoreBarmy Prince Charlie
Prince Charles warns of threat posed to mankind by giant test tube penises bred by feminist scientists! Has Royal heir finally lost it?
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