Animal Appetites
Conservationists fear mass extinctions as celebrity chefs serve up endangered species! Police raids on top London restaurants uncover massive illicit trade in exotic animals for consumption!
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Beast With The Atom Belly
Deputy Premier fed radioactive pies to create giant terror-fighting ape creature! Intelligence sources claim terrorist-controlled mutant monsters pose imminent threat to UK!
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It’s A Mad, Bad Aryan World (Auger, 1965)
Featuring a stellar cast of Z-grade ‘stars’ and allegedly filmed on exotic locations all over Europe (all of which seem to look like rat-infested stinking rubbish tips), this bizarre international co-production sees a dying Hitler (played by popular Mexican slapstick performer and serial Hitler impersonator Juan Garbonza), fatally injured in a car crash whilst evading the authorities, revealing the location of hidden Nazi loot a to a disparate group of US, British and Soviet troops in 1945 occupied Germany.
Read MoreGround Zero Force
From regime change to makeover! UK to send TV home improvement gurus to reconstruct Iraq! Critics claim plot to price local dissidents out of housing market!
Read MoreExcommunication of the Daleks
Vatican condemns controversial new Dr Who story amidst fan fears that long-running BBC series is going gay! Does venerable time-traveller promote a homosexual lifestyle?
Read MoreDead Presidents
President advised own assassination may hold key to second term! Mummified Bush to rule from pyramid during second term? Controversial election strategy revealed!
Read MoreSleigh Ride to Terror
US cities on terror alert as plot to hijack Santa’s sleigh exposed! Are jolly fat alcoholic’s annual acts of altruism actually cover for giant crime network?
Read MoreBloody Foreigners!
Britons emigrate to Third World before returning to UK as asylum seekers to claim priority housing and health care! Threaten to sue anti-immigration group after internment and deportation ordeal!
Read MoreBlind Hatred
Was police car in fatal crash driven by blind driver? Fury as newspaper claims public being put at risk by government policy of employing disabled in emergency services!
Read MoreThe Loneliest Art
Solo artists claim sexual discrimination! Chirch and Medical professions join call for masturbation to be recognised as legitimate and healthy sexual activity!
Read MorePornogeist!
Porn-obsessed evil spirit terrorises family! Paranormal experts baffled as house rocked by nocturnal groans and ectoplasm soaked underwear!
Read MoreFright Club
New celebrity craze scares crap out of Hollywood stars! Price put on fear as rich and famous pay for fake abductions, murders and torture to put frighteners on themselves!
Read MoreClown Prince
Right royal ruckus as fake butler revealed as comedy terrorist! Craps in Prince Charles’ bed as part of plot to bring monarchy down with gross toilet humour!
Read MoreSacred Fame
Princess Diana – patron saint of adultery? John Lennon – hallucinogenic saviour? Anglican church proposes celebrity saints for populist appeal!
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