Crap Crusaders
Mild mannered alter ego sacked for absenteeism whilst superhero is out saving world! Super-powers – blessing or curse? Britain’s traumatised caped crusaders speak out!
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Winds of War
Flatulent fanatics pose deadly new terror threat to UK! Subway gas attack averted as SAS cork suspect’s arse in nick of time!
Read MoreChrist Almighty!
Messiah signs TV deal as Second Coming flops! Miracles for prizes in new proposed new gameshow! Cash for every sinner converted to Christ on live TV!
Read MoreI Was a Homosexual For the FBI
Astounding true story of intrepid FBI agent’s fight against the pink menace! Evil plot to subvert Hollywood by taking John Wayne from behind foiled by closet hetero!
Read MoreAfternoon Tea of The Living Dead
Panic sweeps Britain as furious pensioners go on bloody rampage! Cull of over sixties proposed as youths attacked by rabid coffin-dodgers!
Read MoreHoly Terror
Holy war on terror declared as government invokes witchcraft acts! New anti-terror measures to include duckings, burnings and huge crucifixes to ward off witch attacks!
Read MoreAnimal Appetites
Conservationists fear mass extinctions as celebrity chefs serve up endangered species! Police raids on top London restaurants uncover massive illicit trade in exotic animals for consumption!
Read MoreBeast With The Atom Belly
Deputy Premier fed radioactive pies to create giant terror-fighting ape creature! Intelligence sources claim terrorist-controlled mutant monsters pose imminent threat to UK!
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It’s A Mad, Bad Aryan World (Auger, 1965)
Featuring a stellar cast of Z-grade ‘stars’ and allegedly filmed on exotic locations all over Europe (all of which seem to look like rat-infested stinking rubbish tips), this bizarre international co-production sees a dying Hitler (played by popular Mexican slapstick performer and serial Hitler impersonator Juan Garbonza), fatally injured in a car crash whilst evading the authorities, revealing the location of hidden Nazi loot a to a disparate group of US, British and Soviet troops in 1945 occupied Germany.
Read MoreGround Zero Force
From regime change to makeover! UK to send TV home improvement gurus to reconstruct Iraq! Critics claim plot to price local dissidents out of housing market!
Read MoreExcommunication of the Daleks
Vatican condemns controversial new Dr Who story amidst fan fears that long-running BBC series is going gay! Does venerable time-traveller promote a homosexual lifestyle?
Read MoreDead Presidents
President advised own assassination may hold key to second term! Mummified Bush to rule from pyramid during second term? Controversial election strategy revealed!
Read MoreSleigh Ride to Terror
US cities on terror alert as plot to hijack Santa’s sleigh exposed! Are jolly fat alcoholic’s annual acts of altruism actually cover for giant crime network?
Read MoreBloody Foreigners!
Britons emigrate to Third World before returning to UK as asylum seekers to claim priority housing and health care! Threaten to sue anti-immigration group after internment and deportation ordeal!
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