Naked Aggression
Nude mob strips celebrities as militant naturists ‘out’ secret nudists! Bare-faced cheek of naked Bishop threatens to split church as Britain besieged by nudists!
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Bible Bashers
Moral campaigners ban bible! Both testaments condemned for sex and violence! Jesus cited as poor role model for modern youth!
Read MoreHoly Shit, Holy Grail
Religious sensation as face of Christ appears in toilet bowl! Pilgrims flock to French public toilet seeking miracle cures!
Read MoreFriend or Foe?
US desperately seeks new enemies as Rumsfield reveals contracts for next post-war rebuilding programme already let! Continued peace threatens thousands of jobs!
Read MoreAll Hands on Dick!
Big pink love torpedo takes British sub up the arse as Royal Navy warship goes gay! Scandal as Far Eastern transvestite temptresses target sex-starved British sailors!
Read MoreMurder Most Regal
Was Queen Mum murdered to save Royal family from Nazi sex scandal in Golden Jubilee year? Sensational claims of Royal euthanasia!
Read MorePorn Again
‘Nuns’ solicit for sex as renegade priest takes mission to red light district! Sinners saved as divine sex gives taste of heaven! Holy sex toys open gates of paradise!
Read MoreMaking a Killing
Town aims to make crime pay as it bids to become Euro murder capital! Ghoulish tourist attractions planned! Relocation grants offered to psychopaths and mass murderers!
Read MoreYellow Bellied Press
Top tabloid editors claim gross invasion of privacy as celebs publish secretly snatched sordid sex pictures of paparazzi!
Read MoreOperation London Freedom
Blair plans military action to oust London mayor – fears proliferation of evil congestion charging scheme if regime change not effected!
Read MoreHot Cross Blair
Prime Minister plans to answer critics with own crucifixion and resurrection! Promises true moral leadership for nation after ascension to heaven!
Read MoreDying For Fame
TV chiefs accused of commercialising mass murder as new gameshow pits contestants against serial killer! Talent show for murderers planned!
Read MoreSaddam and Gomorrah
Is Saddam’s penis the smoking gun? Fugitive Iraqi dictator spotted in US gay porn video! Evidence of despot’s escape to California or CIA fakery?
Read MoreArmageddon Outta Here!
US President prepares to wage apocalyptic war on sinners after religious vision! Orders development of ‘Gay Bomb’ to combat international deviancy!
Read MoreCelebrity Porn Addicts
Porn delivered by truckload to obssessed stars’ homes! Are celebrities in danger of overdosing on high class smut?
Read MoreTerror in Little England
Terrorists strike at Britain’s historic monuments in sneak attack on model village! Have security forces exagerrated Al Qaeda threat to UK?
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