Burning Issues
Firefighters accused of firebombing homes to drum up business and save jobs! Tory MP claims police commit crimes to boost budgets!
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Filthy Animals
Rural communities under threat as badgers go on rampage! Delinquent animals sell drugs and porn to children, mug old ladies!
Read MoreScience Friction
Truth behind Philip K Dick’s terrifying visions revealed! Top science fiction writer victim of fascist conspiracy led by arch rival!
Read MoreGod Botherers
Rip Off Religions Exposed! Top Christain Faiths Fail to Deliver in Consumer Probe!
Read MoreMad Doctors
Top Doctor Champions Radical Surgery Over Drugs and Psychotherapy as Most Effective Treatment for Sexually-Related Problems!
Read MoreDoctor Who?
Amazing untold story of Dr Who’s lost regeneration revealed! Bizarre sex scandals of sacked star uncovered!
Read MoreHoly Rupture
New Religion Based on Crap Instituted – Founder Claims Divine Intervention to End Constipation! Plans to Baptise Acolytes in Own Effluent!
Read MoreWhat The Butler Saw
Sacked royal butler sensationally reveals bizarre sexual initiation of young Prince! Helps Princess shoot porn movie at royal palace!
Read MoreDismember Me!
Are Hospital waiting Lists Tempting Patients to Operate on Themselves? Popular TV Medical Show Blamed for Rise in Self-Mutilation!
Read MoreHollywood Sex Pests
Silent Star Mimes Sexual Assault of Starlets! Famed Director Shoots Private Footage – and Own Load! Hollywood’s Top Sex Pests Revealed as New Book Exposes Sordid Secrets of the Casting Couch!
Read MoreBurglar’s Banquet
Were the Rolling Stones Criminal Masterminds? Papers Reveal Top Cop’s Fears That Pop Music Being Used as Front for Organised Crime!
Read MoreHollywood Satanists
Tinsel Town Diabolism Revealed as Sammy Davis Jr Inducts Elvis into Church of Satan! Sitcom Star Battles Beelzebub for Immortal Soul of Child Actor!
Read MoreBedded, Knobbed and Bumsticked
Have Nazi scientists revived the evil porn obssessed cryogenically frozen head of Walt Disney? Is the warped animation genius producing cartoon filth from beyond the grave?
Read MoreUndead and Buried
Notorious serial killers return from grave for murderous rampage! Sussex man battles undead child killer and zombie mass murderer!
Read MoreHollywood Drag Queens
Cross-Dressing Shame of Top Celebrities Exposed! Bizarre Therapy Blamed as Celebrated US Comedians Don Dresses to Seduce Young Sailors!
Read MoreBed, Board and Beating
Britain’s torture tourists revealed! Masochistic holidaymakers complain of lack of torture facilities in foreign jails – blame spread of human rights!
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