Porn Again
‘Nuns’ solicit for sex as renegade priest takes mission to red light district! Sinners saved as divine sex gives taste of heaven! Holy sex toys open gates of paradise!
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Making a Killing
Town aims to make crime pay as it bids to become Euro murder capital! Ghoulish tourist attractions planned! Relocation grants offered to psychopaths and mass murderers!
Read MoreYellow Bellied Press
Top tabloid editors claim gross invasion of privacy as celebs publish secretly snatched sordid sex pictures of paparazzi!
Read MoreOperation London Freedom
Blair plans military action to oust London mayor – fears proliferation of evil congestion charging scheme if regime change not effected!
Read MoreHot Cross Blair
Prime Minister plans to answer critics with own crucifixion and resurrection! Promises true moral leadership for nation after ascension to heaven!
Read MoreDying For Fame
TV chiefs accused of commercialising mass murder as new gameshow pits contestants against serial killer! Talent show for murderers planned!
Read MoreSaddam and Gomorrah
Is Saddam’s penis the smoking gun? Fugitive Iraqi dictator spotted in US gay porn video! Evidence of despot’s escape to California or CIA fakery?
Read MoreArmageddon Outta Here!
US President prepares to wage apocalyptic war on sinners after religious vision! Orders development of ‘Gay Bomb’ to combat international deviancy!
Read MoreCelebrity Porn Addicts
Porn delivered by truckload to obssessed stars’ homes! Are celebrities in danger of overdosing on high class smut?
Read MoreTerror in Little England
Terrorists strike at Britain’s historic monuments in sneak attack on model village! Have security forces exagerrated Al Qaeda threat to UK?
Read MoreBurning Issues
Firefighters accused of firebombing homes to drum up business and save jobs! Tory MP claims police commit crimes to boost budgets!
Read MoreFilthy Animals
Rural communities under threat as badgers go on rampage! Delinquent animals sell drugs and porn to children, mug old ladies!
Read MoreScience Friction
Truth behind Philip K Dick’s terrifying visions revealed! Top science fiction writer victim of fascist conspiracy led by arch rival!
Read MoreGod Botherers
Rip Off Religions Exposed! Top Christain Faiths Fail to Deliver in Consumer Probe!
Read MoreMad Doctors
Top Doctor Champions Radical Surgery Over Drugs and Psychotherapy as Most Effective Treatment for Sexually-Related Problems!
Read MoreDoctor Who?
Amazing untold story of Dr Who’s lost regeneration revealed! Bizarre sex scandals of sacked star uncovered!
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