Bedded, Knobbed and Bumsticked
Have Nazi scientists revived the evil porn obssessed cryogenically frozen head of Walt Disney? Is the warped animation genius producing cartoon filth from beyond the grave?
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Undead and Buried
Notorious serial killers return from grave for murderous rampage! Sussex man battles undead child killer and zombie mass murderer!
Read MoreHollywood Drag Queens
Cross-Dressing Shame of Top Celebrities Exposed! Bizarre Therapy Blamed as Celebrated US Comedians Don Dresses to Seduce Young Sailors!
Read MoreBed, Board and Beating
Britain’s torture tourists revealed! Masochistic holidaymakers complain of lack of torture facilities in foreign jails – blame spread of human rights!
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Queens of Outer Space
Former Royal aide reveals incredible spanking secrets of the flying saucer visitors! Is Prince Philip ‘one of them’?
Read MoreWhipping Boys
Fear and Self Loathing in the Boardroom as Top Tycoon Literally Tortures Himself For Every Business Failure! Incredible Masochism of the Rich and Famous Revealed!
Read MoreSuburban Sex Machines
Incredible shagging machines made in suburban garage give women superhuman satisfaction!
Read MoreDirty Tactics
Terrorists play dirty as plot to drown US cities in own excrement foiled! Saddam accused as suicide pornographers target American children!
Read MoreFrom Behind
Britain in Grip of Fear as Gentlemen Taken Roughly From Behind and Buggered in the Street! Experts Baffled! Are Aliens, Freemasons, Spirits or Turks Responsible?
Read MoreArtful Todger
Campaigners Condemn New DVD Showing Male Celebrities Performing Bizarre Acts With Penises! Fears That Sight Of Bruce Lee Breaking Bricks With Todger Will Encourage Copcats – Resulting in Serious Injuries!
Read MoreRobbie’s Christmas Cock
Brit-pop stars in amazing feud! Violence erupts between Robbie and Liam over sexually explicit Xmas decorations!
Read MoreSexy Beast
Ape man goes on carnal rampage! Secrets of primeaval sex uncovered as scientists revive prehistoric pervert! Stone Age porn stash discovered in cave!
Read MoreAutomotive Eroticism
Carnage on Britain’s roads as reckless thrill seekers whack off behind the wheel!
Read MoreChannel Sex
TV chiefs face lynch mob as prime time filth blamed for increase in teenage self abuse! Fury as porn stars audition on live TV!
Read MoreHard Target
New terror alert as islamic extremists hijack former President’s penis! Plan to shoot Clinton’s load at West Coast!
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