Queens of Outer Space
Former Royal aide reveals incredible spanking secrets of the flying saucer visitors! Is Prince Philip ‘one of them’?
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Author: docsleaze
Whipping Boys
Fear and Self Loathing in the Boardroom as Top Tycoon Literally Tortures Himself For Every Business Failure! Incredible Masochism of the Rich and Famous Revealed!
Read MoreSuburban Sex Machines
Incredible shagging machines made in suburban garage give women superhuman satisfaction!
Read MoreDirty Tactics
Terrorists play dirty as plot to drown US cities in own excrement foiled! Saddam accused as suicide pornographers target American children!
Read MoreFrom Behind
Britain in Grip of Fear as Gentlemen Taken Roughly From Behind and Buggered in the Street! Experts Baffled! Are Aliens, Freemasons, Spirits or Turks Responsible?
Read MoreArtful Todger
Campaigners Condemn New DVD Showing Male Celebrities Performing Bizarre Acts With Penises! Fears That Sight Of Bruce Lee Breaking Bricks With Todger Will Encourage Copcats – Resulting in Serious Injuries!
Read MoreRobbie’s Christmas Cock
Brit-pop stars in amazing feud! Violence erupts between Robbie and Liam over sexually explicit Xmas decorations!
Read MoreSexy Beast
Ape man goes on carnal rampage! Secrets of primeaval sex uncovered as scientists revive prehistoric pervert! Stone Age porn stash discovered in cave!
Read MoreAutomotive Eroticism
Carnage on Britain’s roads as reckless thrill seekers whack off behind the wheel!
Read MoreChannel Sex
TV chiefs face lynch mob as prime time filth blamed for increase in teenage self abuse! Fury as porn stars audition on live TV!
Read MoreHard Target
New terror alert as islamic extremists hijack former President’s penis! Plan to shoot Clinton’s load at West Coast!
Read MoreMad Mullah’s Barbecue
Islamic Militants Launch Amazing Suicide Kebab Van Attacks on Most Potent Symbols of US Dominance! Wrestling Mullah Accused of Burger Bar Atrocities!
Read MoreRock Babylon
Groupie takes corn cob up corn hole for rock star! Beaten senseless with fish by heavy metal legends! Veteran rock chick tells all!
Read MoreSex, Drugs, Rock and Royalty
Queen Mother’s sex and drug romps with the stars uncovered! Shocking love triangle with Sinatra and Sammy Davis revealed!
Read MoreMad Bad Press
Newspaper employs sex offender to spy on teen revellers! Sends prostitiutes to bed birthday Prince for photo op! Are journalistic standards declining?
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