Author: docsleaze

Mad Scientists

Scientists – Evil or Just Plain Mad? Calls for Ban on Science Amid Allegations of Garden Shed Cryogenics and Secret Deals with Alien Sex Perverts!

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Sherlock Holmes and The Whips of Fear (Old Holborn, 1966)

Featuring Holmes and Watson’s attempts to find out why a series of erotic sculptures have had their penises shot off, the film somehow encompasses distinctive genital warts, repressed homosexuality and strange masonic knob-shaking rituals. In the course of their investigations the duo are required to visit several Victorian brothels and observe various bizarre fetishes (at one point Wiliam Gladstone – portrayed by Emmerdale Farm’s Toke Townley – is seen having his naked buttocks slapped with a glistening wet fish)…

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Hollywood Pervos

Bob Mitchum gets fruity at the grocery store! Liberace in bizarre love triangle with Fred Flintstone! Hollywood’s weirdest perversions revealed!

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Kiss My Whip (Mapatasi, 1975)

Using the framework of the traditional private eye thriller, director Eric Cocker fashions a startling tale of suppressed desires and unspoken lusts erupting into a mundane everyday world. As his hard-boiled hero Tom Mulligan (played by beefcake pin-up and reputed part-time rent-boy Biff Gloy), stalks the damp and grey South London badlands in search of an old friend’s missing daughter, he finds himself disturbed by his growing fascination with sado-masochism and his hitherto hidden desire to be dominated by tough women…

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President Erect

Can Bush measure up to his predecessor? Dubya desperately seeks Clinton’s fabled porn stash in order to boost his ‘flagging standing’ in certain departments!

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Brought to Book

Parents Furious as Public Library Lends Sexually Explicit Versions of Children’s Classics to Kiddies!

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The X-Rated Files

Amazing Secrets of CIA’s Paranormal Research Programme Revealed! Psychic Uncovers Bin Laden’s Sordid Sex Secrets!

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Sex and Death

Hearses Held Up at Gun Point as Necrophilia Craze Sweeps Britain’s Youth! Grieving Relatives Call For Government Action to Protect Their Dead From Sexual Predators!

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Fright Christmas

Lynch mobs attack Father Christmas as Santa exposed as pagan sex fiend! Children injured as grottos bombed! Elves and gnomes assaulted!

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Fun and Games

Action Man in Fenian shocker! Plans for new IRA themed outfits condemned! The toys and games banned for bad taste investigated!

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Bad Medicine

Tory MP Claims NHS Risking Patients’ Lives by Using Foriegn Medics! Hospitals Angrily Deny Witch Doctors and Perverts Are Working on Wards!

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What’s Up, Dubya?

Bush links to Bugs Bunny’s so-called ‘Rabbit Pack’ threaten Presidential campaign! Bush associate tells of drink and drug fuelled romps with Scooby and Shaggy!

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Weird Tales

Obscene Phone Calls From Beyond the Grave? Woman’s Amazing Three-in-a-Bed Romp With Frankenstein Monster and Dracula!

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