Mad Scientists
Scientists – Evil or Just Plain Mad? Calls for Ban on Science Amid Allegations of Garden Shed Cryogenics and Secret Deals with Alien Sex Perverts!
Read MoreScientists – Evil or Just Plain Mad? Calls for Ban on Science Amid Allegations of Garden Shed Cryogenics and Secret Deals with Alien Sex Perverts!
Read MoreFeaturing Holmes and Watson’s attempts to find out why a series of erotic sculptures have had their penises shot off, the film somehow encompasses distinctive genital warts, repressed homosexuality and strange masonic knob-shaking rituals. In the course of their investigations the duo are required to visit several Victorian brothels and observe various bizarre fetishes (at one point Wiliam Gladstone – portrayed by Emmerdale Farm’s Toke Townley – is seen having his naked buttocks slapped with a glistening wet fish)…
Read MorePope to be Replaced by Porn Star? Vatican in Turmoil Over Papal Succession! Catholic Order Advocates Salvation Through Sin!
Read MoreBob Mitchum gets fruity at the grocery store! Liberace in bizarre love triangle with Fred Flintstone! Hollywood’s weirdest perversions revealed!
Read MoreUsing the framework of the traditional private eye thriller, director Eric Cocker fashions a startling tale of suppressed desires and unspoken lusts erupting into a mundane everyday world. As his hard-boiled hero Tom Mulligan (played by beefcake pin-up and reputed part-time rent-boy Biff Gloy), stalks the damp and grey South London badlands in search of an old friend’s missing daughter, he finds himself disturbed by his growing fascination with sado-masochism and his hitherto hidden desire to be dominated by tough women…
Read MoreCan Bush measure up to his predecessor? Dubya desperately seeks Clinton’s fabled porn stash in order to boost his ‘flagging standing’ in certain departments!
Read MoreParents Furious as Public Library Lends Sexually Explicit Versions of Children’s Classics to Kiddies!
Read MoreWas Benny Hill’s Famed Porn Collection Sold on Black Market to Fund International Terrorism or Stolen by Rival Comic?
Read MoreAmazing Secrets of CIA’s Paranormal Research Programme Revealed! Psychic Uncovers Bin Laden’s Sordid Sex Secrets!
Read MoreHearses Held Up at Gun Point as Necrophilia Craze Sweeps Britain’s Youth! Grieving Relatives Call For Government Action to Protect Their Dead From Sexual Predators!
Read MoreLynch mobs attack Father Christmas as Santa exposed as pagan sex fiend! Children injured as grottos bombed! Elves and gnomes assaulted!
Read MoreAction Man in Fenian shocker! Plans for new IRA themed outfits condemned! The toys and games banned for bad taste investigated!
Read MoreTory MP Claims NHS Risking Patients’ Lives by Using Foriegn Medics! Hospitals Angrily Deny Witch Doctors and Perverts Are Working on Wards!
Read MoreBush links to Bugs Bunny’s so-called ‘Rabbit Pack’ threaten Presidential campaign! Bush associate tells of drink and drug fuelled romps with Scooby and Shaggy!
Read More‘I Took it Up The Bum For Britain’, Claims Renegade Spy! Disgraced Sex Change Secret Agent Lifts the Lid on Undercover Rent Boys, Cross Dressing Spy Traps and the Gay Threat!
Read MoreObscene Phone Calls From Beyond the Grave? Woman’s Amazing Three-in-a-Bed Romp With Frankenstein Monster and Dracula!
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