Author: docsleaze

Sinister cult leader Rishi Sunak announces plans to brainwash Britain into conformity. ‘Running down Britain’ to be classified as warning sign of possible ‘radicalisation’. Critics to be subjected to ‘deradicalisation’ process to impress true British values of bigotry, xenophobia, sexism and authoritarianism upon them.

Have the likes of Boris Johnson and Donald Trump been taken roughly from behind by Vladimir Putin? Wild and unfounded social media speculation follows publication of vague claims of sexual abuse by unnamed parties against other unnamed parties in world of global politics. Irresponsible journalism or scoop of the century?

Are refugee boats being sunk by rogue submarine operated by secret cabal of right-wing anti-immigration politicians and activists? Incredible claims that private groups have taken government’s ‘Stop the Boats’ slogan literally, as Nigel Farage denies allegations he was seen captaining U-Boat in Channel.

Are top Tories being harassed and victimised by monsters? Claims that Boris Johnson menaced by The Blob while Mothra held responsible for Suella Braverman’s recent speeding conviction. Was Liz Truss’ economic master plan destroyed by Gorgo eating the Treasury?

‘Lesbian Visibility Week’ causes panic amongst US right-wingers, raising fears that invisible lesbians have been walking among unsuspecting Americans for years. Calls to protect American women from sexually rampant unseen lesbians who could be lurking in any elevator, changing room or bathroom.