New book sensationally claims Boris Johnson’s sexual prowess actually a myth. Alleges the Johnson ‘Johnson’ not up to the job. Tabloid story counter claims Prime Minister so rampant that he used recent self-isolation period to stage fourteen day ‘shag fest’ at Chequers.
Read MoreParanormal Investigator, Exorcist and Agony Aunt The Reverend Leonard Fanny advises readers on their supernatural problems. This time, a concerned lover asks if sex with a devil in a heatwave is so exhausting, how can they hope to continue the relationship in the fires of Hell? Can the Rev help?
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Controversial unofficial statue of Princess Diana doing it ‘doggie style’ with soldier destroyed by council after causing outrage. Latest example of ‘guerilla art’ portraying public figures and politicians in unflattering poses sparks debate as to whether works constitute art, political statement or just gratuitous public offense.
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An epic journey through back pain takes in Norwegian Black Metal, church burning, nihilism and intrusive social media. Just where do the likes of Facebook and You Tube get their data for their personalised ‘recommendations’? Can viewing Black Metal videos frustrate their intrusive surveillance?
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Does grainy footage of ‘Westminster Wild Man’ prove Boris Johnson transmutating into sex crazed ape creature? Top academic offers bizarre theory of diabolic pact whereby Prime Minister maintains animal virility as captive ape in his attic takes on his human characteristics!
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UK-EU ‘Sausage War’ kicks off as Nigel Farage attempts to drive German sausage sellers from British streets. Former UKIP leader accused of treachery after allegedly being seen eating Bratwurst whilst wearing false moustache – angry mob pelts him with British bangers.
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Was Boris Johnson’s secret wedding ceremony actually a Satanic ritual? Ex-priest makes shocking claims of naked ceremony presided over by horned and cloven hoofed Michael Gove and culminating in newlyweds copulating on altar. Has Prime Minister made diabolical pact with Prince of Darkness?
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Are Dominic Cummings’ revelations of Downing Street incompetence during pandemic actually part of brilliant PR plan to exonerate Boris Johnson of blame? Will having publicly hated Dom present criticisms discredit them before any official inquiry into Covid crisis?
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Produced at the height of Norwegian Black Metal’s ‘second wave’ The Joy of Satan was a bizarre attempt to cash in on the genre’s infamy. Featuring Bergen-based band Katastrophe in a ‘zany’ black comedy, apparently inspired by The Beatles’ Help , the film sees the band pursued by crazy Christian fundamentalists..’
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Cow dung promoted as ‘natural’ cure for Covid as anti-vaxxers make last stand in face of successful vaccine roll-out. Critics of movement call for sanctions against dangerous cranks, proposing those refusing vaccine be forced to ring bells and shout ‘Unclean’ to warn public of their approach.
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Is the truth drowning in an ocean of lies promulgated by politicians and media? Is this part of a strategy to so relentlessly batter voters with fabrications and half truths in order to normalise the idea that lies are the truth? That anything authority says must be accepted without challenge? Even when there is overwhelming evidence that it is untrue…
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Right-wing political candidate advocates making punishment fit the crime – burn arsonists, kill murderers, bugger rapists and feed dangerous dogs to lions. Contends that crime is defined by class of perpetrators – the actions of the socially superior can never be criminal.
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As TV news anchors come to blows on air over who is being most respectful to Prince Philip, many ask whether coverage of Royal death too extensive and too reverential. News outlet criticized for filling air time with conspiracy theories that Duke assassinated by Boris Johnson or Meghan Markle.
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Is HM The Queen really black? Shock claims of Her Majesty’s secret blackness by left-wing journalist rocks Britain’s conservatives. Has there been massive decades long conspiracy by UK establishment to cover up Queen Elizabeth’s true heritage?
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Left-wing journalist plans campaign of offensiveness targeting favourite right-wing symbols including Union Jack. and Winston Churchill Aims to drive Tory supporters to fatal apoplexy by abusing their sacred flags and images, thereby ‘thinning out the herd’ of likely Conservative voters prior to next election.
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What is behind reports of blow up sex dolls coming to murderous life? Demonic possession? Mass Hysteria? Crazed scientific experiments gone awry? Is a feminist witches’ coven using enchanted sex dolls as instruments of revenge for male violence against women?
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