Is the truth drowning in an ocean of lies promulgated by politicians and media? Is this part of a strategy to so relentlessly batter voters with fabrications and half truths in order to normalise the idea that lies are the truth? That anything authority says must be accepted without challenge? Even when there is overwhelming evidence that it is untrue…
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Right-wing political candidate advocates making punishment fit the crime – burn arsonists, kill murderers, bugger rapists and feed dangerous dogs to lions. Contends that crime is defined by class of perpetrators – the actions of the socially superior can never be criminal.
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As TV news anchors come to blows on air over who is being most respectful to Prince Philip, many ask whether coverage of Royal death too extensive and too reverential. News outlet criticized for filling air time with conspiracy theories that Duke assassinated by Boris Johnson or Meghan Markle.
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Is HM The Queen really black? Shock claims of Her Majesty’s secret blackness by left-wing journalist rocks Britain’s conservatives. Has there been massive decades long conspiracy by UK establishment to cover up Queen Elizabeth’s true heritage?
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Left-wing journalist plans campaign of offensiveness targeting favourite right-wing symbols including Union Jack. and Winston Churchill Aims to drive Tory supporters to fatal apoplexy by abusing their sacred flags and images, thereby ‘thinning out the herd’ of likely Conservative voters prior to next election.
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What is behind reports of blow up sex dolls coming to murderous life? Demonic possession? Mass Hysteria? Crazed scientific experiments gone awry? Is a feminist witches’ coven using enchanted sex dolls as instruments of revenge for male violence against women?
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Are the works of beloved children’s author Dr Seuss racist? Do his books propagate Nazi propaganda? Sensational allegations that original draft of ‘Cat in the Hat’ featured title character wearing coal scuttle helmet and harassing Jewish children.
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I’m none the wiser as to exactly what it is that the anti-vaxxers have a problem with. What do they think will happen if they take the vaccine? That they’ll turn all bestial and hairy and ravaged every woman in the district? Or grow another head? I mean, it’s just a small prick…
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Welsh Nationalists demand return of Stonehenge after new archaeological study claims monument originally erected in Wales. Allege that stone circle was illegally removed to England in act of cultural appropriation and rebuilt without planning permission. English historians rubbish Welsh theories.
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Was UK’s post-Brexit fishing deal actually negotiated by Larry the Downing Street cat? Allegations of fish-fetishism at highest levels of government abound as ministers face fish-based attacks from angry fishermen. Military action threatened as ‘British’ fish defect to EU waters.
Read MoreParanormal Investigator, Exorcist and Agony Aunt The Reverend Leonard Fanny advises readers on their supernatural problems. This time, a mad scientist finds himself cuckolded by his priapic alter-ego, released by imbibing his own experimental erectile dysfunction treatment. Can the Rev help?
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Britons vent anger at government’s incompetent handling of pandemic by garroting, burning and hacking to death ministers in violent online game. Virtual mobs seek head of Boris Johnson in order to secure victory. Has game inspired real life vigilantes to chase Covid-deniers and lockdown sceptics up trees?
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British public warned of existence of a new, more virulent strain of Boris Johnson. Women warned to stay at home as new slicker, less buffoonish Boris mutation poses greater threat of impregnation. Boris Johnson deniers dismiss new variant as ‘scare tactic’, claim original is actually shaved ape.
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US public demands to know where Batman was during Capitol insurrection? Absence of superheroes during Trump terrorists’ attempt at sedition criticised as comic book nerds ask whether suppressed Michael Moore Justice League movie predict coup attempt?
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Are we all deluded? Why do we refuse to admit that our idols – whether in politics or entertainment – might be flawed, idiotic or corrupt, even when it is self-evident that they are? Do we simply not want to admit how easily we can be deceived?
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Paranormal Investigator, Exorcist and Agony Aunt The Reverend Leonard Fanny advises readers on their supernatural problems. This time, a reader is having problems with their multiple sexual entanglements with the ghosts of Xmas Past, Present and Future. Can the Rev help?
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