Paranormal Investigator, Exorcist and Agony Aunt The Reverend Leonard Fanny advises readers on their supernatural problems. This time, a mad scientist finds himself cuckolded by his priapic alter-ego, released by imbibing his own experimental erectile dysfunction treatment. Can the Rev help?
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Britons vent anger at government’s incompetent handling of pandemic by garroting, burning and hacking to death ministers in violent online game. Virtual mobs seek head of Boris Johnson in order to secure victory. Has game inspired real life vigilantes to chase Covid-deniers and lockdown sceptics up trees?
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British public warned of existence of a new, more virulent strain of Boris Johnson. Women warned to stay at home as new slicker, less buffoonish Boris mutation poses greater threat of impregnation. Boris Johnson deniers dismiss new variant as ‘scare tactic’, claim original is actually shaved ape.
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US public demands to know where Batman was during Capitol insurrection? Absence of superheroes during Trump terrorists’ attempt at sedition criticised as comic book nerds ask whether suppressed Michael Moore Justice League movie predict coup attempt?
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Are we all deluded? Why do we refuse to admit that our idols – whether in politics or entertainment – might be flawed, idiotic or corrupt, even when it is self-evident that they are? Do we simply not want to admit how easily we can be deceived?
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Paranormal Investigator, Exorcist and Agony Aunt The Reverend Leonard Fanny advises readers on their supernatural problems. This time, a reader is having problems with their multiple sexual entanglements with the ghosts of Xmas Past, Present and Future. Can the Rev help?
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How will a ‘No Deal’ Brexit affect Santa Claus? Will he have to pay extra tariffs on the presents he is delivering? Will he have to meet quotas for UK-made presents? Is he too European? Right wingers call for creation of new British festive icon – Nigel Farage volunteers.
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Is Bigfoot peeping through windows in Britain? Multiple reports claim famed mythical beast caught peering at naked women in Britain’s suburbs. Experts speculate lack of outdoor nudity during lockdown has driven hairy voyeur into towns and cities.
Read MoreIs Rudy Giuliani really a cyborg lawyer sent back in time by future President Trump to derail Biden election victory? Did future Joe Biden bring Covid-19 back in time to undermine Trump presidency? Incredible claims that present moment in time is focal point of two competing timelines’ attempts to prevail!
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Local journalist claims Rudy Guiliani’s laptop found in Preston computer shop. Alleges hard drive full of gay porn. Is President’s personal lawyer involved in bizarre plot to finance election challenge through proceeds of adult film making?
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Did the Queen spend lock down engaged in sex and drug fueled orgies in her Windsor Castle bunker? Wild tabloid tales of naked ladies-in-waiting engaged in gladitorial contests and soap stars forced to perform shows live and at gun point emerge.
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Do conspiracy theorists believe in elephants? Does Covid exist if you don’t know anyone who has had it? Or Is it just a conspiracy to oppress us, steal our data and track us via microchips injected into our bodies under cover of vaccines? Cranks, crackpots and Covid deniers confronted.
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Are Democrats planning to use trick or treating kids to scare Donald Trump to death this Halloween? Right-wing commentator claims to have uncovered evil leftist plot for children in terrifying masks and costumes to keep knocking on White House door and enrage President into fatal heart attack.
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Did Donald Trump secretly finance Antifa and Black Lives Matter in order to ferment social unrest and rally extreme right in his support? Incredible conspiracy claims made by journalist as some Trump supporters question fairness not just of mail in votes, but secret ballots in general.
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Have experimental Covid treatments turned Donald Trump into ravening beast? Top scientists express fears that side effects from untested drugs could have transformed President into troglodyte, flesh hungry cannibal eating his way through White House staff or, worse, a black man. Supporters fear the worst.
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Propaganda or parody? New pseudo-documentary featuring Nigel Farage divides critics with its apparently faked scenes of former UKIP leader chasing immigrants off of beaches and of immigrant communities in London practicing ritual sacrifices. Modern day Mondo or offensive agit-prop?
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