How will a ‘No Deal’ Brexit affect Santa Claus? Will he have to pay extra tariffs on the presents he is delivering? Will he have to meet quotas for UK-made presents? Is he too European? Right wingers call for creation of new British festive icon – Nigel Farage volunteers.
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Is Bigfoot peeping through windows in Britain? Multiple reports claim famed mythical beast caught peering at naked women in Britain’s suburbs. Experts speculate lack of outdoor nudity during lockdown has driven hairy voyeur into towns and cities.
Read MoreIs Rudy Giuliani really a cyborg lawyer sent back in time by future President Trump to derail Biden election victory? Did future Joe Biden bring Covid-19 back in time to undermine Trump presidency? Incredible claims that present moment in time is focal point of two competing timelines’ attempts to prevail!
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Local journalist claims Rudy Guiliani’s laptop found in Preston computer shop. Alleges hard drive full of gay porn. Is President’s personal lawyer involved in bizarre plot to finance election challenge through proceeds of adult film making?
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Did the Queen spend lock down engaged in sex and drug fueled orgies in her Windsor Castle bunker? Wild tabloid tales of naked ladies-in-waiting engaged in gladitorial contests and soap stars forced to perform shows live and at gun point emerge.
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Do conspiracy theorists believe in elephants? Does Covid exist if you don’t know anyone who has had it? Or Is it just a conspiracy to oppress us, steal our data and track us via microchips injected into our bodies under cover of vaccines? Cranks, crackpots and Covid deniers confronted.
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Are Democrats planning to use trick or treating kids to scare Donald Trump to death this Halloween? Right-wing commentator claims to have uncovered evil leftist plot for children in terrifying masks and costumes to keep knocking on White House door and enrage President into fatal heart attack.
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Did Donald Trump secretly finance Antifa and Black Lives Matter in order to ferment social unrest and rally extreme right in his support? Incredible conspiracy claims made by journalist as some Trump supporters question fairness not just of mail in votes, but secret ballots in general.
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Have experimental Covid treatments turned Donald Trump into ravening beast? Top scientists express fears that side effects from untested drugs could have transformed President into troglodyte, flesh hungry cannibal eating his way through White House staff or, worse, a black man. Supporters fear the worst.
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Propaganda or parody? New pseudo-documentary featuring Nigel Farage divides critics with its apparently faked scenes of former UKIP leader chasing immigrants off of beaches and of immigrant communities in London practicing ritual sacrifices. Modern day Mondo or offensive agit-prop?
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Is Micheal Gove actually an obscene phone caller? Top left-wing journalist makes sensational claims on radio show that top Tory ‘looks the sort’. Also claims Boris Johnson of looking like a ‘heavy breather’ and Dominic Cummings of looking like a voyeur.
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Outrage as left-wing journalist suggests that Last Night of the Proms be used as opportunity to cull the extreme right, by sealing doors of Albert Hall and gassing audience. Dismisses populist patriotic favourites like ‘Rule Britannia’ as ‘irrelevant’ as Tory government threatens to have him classified as terrorist organisation.
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I just knew that somebody, somewhere must be saying, in the wake of all those sportsmen ‘taking the knee’, that most idiotic phrase in history: ‘they should keep politics out of sport’. Do they really believe that there is some kind of abstract, universal, notion of ‘sportsmanship’ which transcends political and moral principles? There isn’t – everything’s political…
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Did Trump campaign seek endorsement of former Fuhrer Adolf Hitler? Wild claims that supporters of President scoured Amazonian jungles after rumours aged Hitler living with natives and kept alive by herbal potions. Allegedly planned to have Hitler be keynote speaker at Republican National Convention.
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Are classic horror movies all about sex? Horror movie fan shocked by amount of explicit perverted sex in old horror films – from the sexual depravities of Dracula to the bestiality of the Wolf Man. Vows in future to stick to more innocent dismemberments and slashings of modern horror.
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Paranormal Investigator, Exorcist and Agony Aunt The Reverend Leonard Fanny advises readers on their supernatural problems. This time, a reader is having problems with a demanding alien lover who is insisting upon painful probing as part of their sex play. Can the Rev help?
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