British Tabloid Axes Topless Page Three Girls in Face of Competition From Free Online Porn. Admits There Are Insufficient Numbers of Technologically Illiterate Perverts to Justify Continuation of Fixture.
Fears of ‘end of privacy’ as News International launches spy satellite to gather tabloid sex and scandal stories. Orbital surveillance systems provide media empire with more extensive coverage of celebrities’ private lives that phone hacking.
Ecclesiastical Outrage Amid Claims That News of The World Tapped Mobile Phones of Top Bishops! ROgue Reporter Makes Amazing Claims of Leading Clergy Overheard Admitting Religion a Sham and Other Shocking Clerical Behaviour!